(Okay, the first chapter was a little weak, I'll have to go revise it later. Hopefully after I've had some sugar and caffeine this one will be funnier.)

The Angry Mob paced in circles. They still needed directions, but they had forgotten and resorted to their natural Angry Mob instincts. "Ok, who can we ask now?" asked Spyro. Everyone looked around. "What about that guy with a mustache who just happens to be standing over there." suggested Hunter.

"Okay."

They Angry Mob, after remembering to put away their pitchforks and torches, went up to the guy with the mustache. "Hey, you!" said Spyro. "Do you know who 'Melc the Evil Guy is?"

"Evil ONE." corrected Elora. "Whatever." said Spyro.

The guy thought for a moment. "I think so. Does he have cheesecake?"

"How am I supposed to know?"

"Well, I don't know him, but I do know where his hideout is located." said the guy. "You go over the river and through the woods..." Hunter interrupted him. "Um, isn't that the way to grandma's house?" he asked.

"Oh yeah, you want to go to the information desk."

"That's his hideout?" asked Elora. The guy with the mustache shook his head. "No, they'll give you directions." He started to leave. "Wait!" called Hunter. "How do we get to the information desk?"

"Um, Hunter? It's right over there." said Bianca, pointing at the information desk which was conveniently located five feet away. "I knew that." They went up to the woman behind the information desk. "Hey lady! Do you know who Melc the Evil One is?" The woman went through her drawers (Of the desk, the DESK!) and pulled out a three foot tall stack of papers. "I'm sorry, but unless you fill out these forms I'm not authorized to give you that information."

"But it'll take forever to fill out all these forms!" complained Bianca. The Angry Mob pulled out their pitchforks and torches. "Let's get her!" yelled a random character. The Angry Mob chased the information lady around and past a police station. "Hey look!" shouted an officer. "It's the Angry Mob!"

"Cool! Let's wave at them and completely ignore the information lady!"

All the officers waved ecstatically at the Angry Mob, who waved back. "Hey, Angry Mob!" shouted the officer. "Can you help us?" The Angry Mob stopped stringing up the information lady (yes, like a ball of twine) "Okay!" they said. A penguin went by, tap dancing. "Aw, man! It this gonna be another one of those 'goat walks by whistling' things again? And we don't find out who the penguin is until the end of the story?" groaned Elora.

"Let's hope not, the last time was annoying enough." said Spyro.

"So, what do you need help with?" asked Bianca. "Well, the place that was supposed to deliver the donuts is half an hour late." said the officer. "Can you go take care of it?"

"Ok."

The Angry Mob went off to the donut place, chanting "Donuts! Donuts!" They looked both ways, crossed the street, and went into the donut place. "Wait, it the donuts are across the street then why do we have to go and get them?" asked Bianca. Hunter shrugged. "Eh, you know cops, they're busy with real important stuff."

Meanwhile in the police station, the cops were playing darts. The Angry Mob burst into the donut place. "Alright! Listen up!" shouted Spyro. One of the donut guys lost it. "AAAA! The Angry Mob has rebelled and is using their powers for evil!" he screamed and jumped out the window. The Angry Mob just stood there. "Um, guys? We're just here to pick up an order for the police station across the street."

"It's not done yet." said another donut guy. The Angry Mob was appalled. "How rude!" said Sheila. "We come all the way across the street and the donuts aren't ready!"

"Let's go to Pizza Hut! At least the pizza guys don't assume we're using out powers for evil!" said Hunter. And so the Angry Mob left, torches high and pitchforks drawn, and they brought a rope for no reason. "Pizza Hut! Pizza Hut!" they chanted.

In Pizza Hut....

"Um, Mr. Manager sir?" said one of the pizza guys as he looked out the window. "There's an Angry Mob on the way over here."

"Are they chanting?"

"Yes."

The manager jumped up in alarm. "Good heavens! The Angry Mob must be using their powers for evil! You guys hold them off while I jump out the window!" he yelled. He then ran over and jumped out the window, just as the Angry Mob charged in. "Give us twenty-two pizzas to go!" shouted Spyro as the rest of the Angry Mob waited patiently behind him.

"What kind of toppings?" asked the pizza guy.

"Did I ASK for toppings?!?!"

"No sir."

"Exactly!"

The pizza guy took the order and returned with the pizzas. "Here you go. That'll be $82.50" He said. Spyro took out his wallet, which was odd because he doesn't have pockets. "Isn't there and Angry Mob discount or something?" he asked.

"Oh right. That'll be $5.00" said the pizza guy.

The Angry Mob took their pizza outside and were bust eating when Elora said "What about the Ninja Goats?"

"Don't worry, we'll save some pizza for them."

"No, we have to go save them!"

The Angry Mob stood up quickly. "Well, what are we waiting for? Let's go!" said Spyro. They ran off with their pitchforks and torches and rope in the first direction they saw. Of course they immediately ran into a brick wall.

"Ow, what genius put a brick wall crossing HERE?!?!" asked Spyro. "And we still haven't found Melc's hideout!" Suddenly they all noticed a sign that said "Melc's hideout. Follow the yellow line"

"Where's the yellow line?" asked Hunter. The yellow line stepped out from behind the sign. "Sorry, I was on my break. Follow me to Melc's lair!" it said. The Angry Mob followed it as it took them to the hideout. It stopped right at the door. There were many neon signs that said "Melc's hideout."

"Well, here it is!" said the line. "I'm gonna go get some coffee." The line walked away, leaving the Angry Mob alone. "Um, Spyro?" said Elora. "I forgot my torch, can I go back and get it?" she asked.

Spyro nodded and she walked across the street to the Angry Mob's hideout. "Good thing its just across the street." she said. After Elora had gotten her torch, they were ready to go in.

(Will the Angry Mob ever find out who Melc is? Will the yellow line get his coffee? And why did I put a penguin in the story? Tune in next time and enjoy a small chance of finding out!)