(Okay, chapter three! This time, pay close attention 'cause you will be
asked to make an important decision that will affect the next chapter.)
The Angry Mob was ready to go into Melc's secret hideout. "Let's get in there and show this evil-type guy what happens when you mess with the Angry Mob!" shouted Spyro. They charged in, yelling like maniacs. "Look! It's the Ninja Goats!" exclaimed Hunter. The goats were in a fenced-off area of the secret hideout. "Hi Spyro!" said Skip. "I see you got our letter."
"What's happening?" asked Bianca. Spirit pointed to a poster that just happened to be there that had Melc's evil plan written on it. "He's going to use us to take over the world and then get revenge on the Angry Mob, the EFA, and the evil ghost duck."
"But the duck's not evil anymore!"
"Yeah, but Melc doesn't know that!"
The Angry Mob charged at the fence, and were immediately given 5,000 volts. "Oh, maybe we should've mentioned that this was an electric fence." said Midnight. The Angry Mob was charred to a crisp, and instantly dissolved into a pile of ashes, and only their eyeballs were intact.
"Yeah, a little warning would have been nice." said Spyro. Many gallons of water came out of nowhere because I said so and made the ashes turn back into the Angry Mob. "Now, how do we get them out of there?" Hunter wondered aloud.
"Well, all that water could have shortened out the fence." said Skip. Hunter reached for the latch.
BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Then again, maybe not."
Spyro looked around the room for something that might turn the fence off. In the room there was a refrigerator, a safe, a big red button that said 'Fence off", and a pogo stick. The light went on in Spyro's head. "Um, Spyro, did you know that there's a light bulb on your head?" asked Elora. Spyro unscrewed the bulb and threw it away. "Nevermind that, I've found a solution!" he ran over to the big red button, picked up the pogo stick beside it, and started hopping next to the fence.
"If I can jump high enough, I can go across the fence and throw the goats back over!" he said as he bounced higher and higher. A penguin went by, tap dancing. "Oh, and remind me to talk to that penguin." said Spyro.
Spyro finally jumped over the fence. "Ok, goats!" he said. "Let's throw you back over!" Unfortunately the fence was too high to throw a goat over it so they had to tunnel out. "Um, Spyro?" asked Spirit. "Are you sure you know where we're going?" Spyro kept tunneling. "Sure I'm sure!" They popped out of the ground right in the middle of a monster truck arena.
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They ducked back underground. "Ok, maybe we should go this way!" Spyro said as he tunneled off in a different direction. This time they came up in China. "Nope, it's this way." Spyro muttered. They tunneled some more and came out in the middle of a busy intersection. After a brief terrified yell as a bus drove by, the went back underground and went back to tunneling. They came up this time right beside panthergirl who was busy writing the story. "Hey!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
"We're lost. Can you write us to where we're supposed to be?" Spyro asked.
"Ok." They were immediately transported back to Melc's secret hideout. "Woo- hoo!" cheered everybody. Suddenly, all the exits were sealed. "So! You dare find my secret hideout and free those goats and try to foil my plans?" The speaker entered the room, despite the fact that all the exits were sealed. "Wait a minute, I know you!" said Spyro. "You're Clem the tech guy!"
"That's right! And now I'm back...and EVIL!!!!"
"But Clem, why?" asked Hunter. "Why do you what to use your technical powers for evil?!?!?!?" Clem paced for no reason whatsoever except to bring some action into the story. "Why? I'll tell you why! It started with those educational comments. Did I get any thanks for that? No! I got my pants set on fire, thrown in a blender, and chucked off a cliff! Did I get any thanks when I tried to help find some apples? No! I got thrown out a twelfth floor window!"
"What apples?" asked Elora.
"Oops, wrong story." said Clem. "Anyway, it still hurt! So now, as my plot for revenge, I'm going to take over the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Just then the penguin went by tap dancing again. Spyro grabbed it. "Hey, penguin!" he said. "I know I'm supposed to ask you this at the end of the story but I think you could be useful now. Who are you and why are you tap-dancing?"
The penguin grinned stupidly. "I'm Steve the tap dancing penguin!" he said. Everyone waited. "What?" asked Steve. "Well?" asked Hunter. "Don't you have some fighting skill that can help us defeat Clem? Or a secret weapon? Of powerful allies?"
"Nope!" said Steve. "I just tap dance!" Everyone glared at Steve. "YOU MEAN YOU"VE BEEN WASTING SPACE IN THE STORY JUST SO YOU CAN TAP DANCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Steve tried to run, but the Angry Mob caught him. They, along with the Ninja Goats and Clem, proceeded to tie him up, paint him green, and throw him off a cliff into a field of land mines. "Now where were we?" asked Clem.
"Um, you were letting us leave unharmed?" asked Hunter.
"NO!" yelled Clem. "But that was clever, though."
Clem pressed a button and a secret panel opened up to reveal a really big bomb. "Now, I'm gonna leave you here so that way when the bomb goes off, you'll all be killed in the explosion!"
"But all the exits are sealed!" said Elora. "You'll be killed too!" Clem shook his head. "Not likely!" A bus pulled up and Clem got on it. "Sayonara, suckers!" he shouted as the bus drove off. "The fiend!" exclaimed Bianca. "That was the last bus until tomorrow!"
(Will the Angry Mob escape alive? Will Clem really take over the world? Will the readers answer the question below? Tune in next time and find out!)
Now, it's question time. Should the Angry Mob.....
a) Put out the fuse with water?
b) Begin a big musical number?
c) Attempt to blow up the bomb?
d) Order pizza?
The choice is yours! As soon as enough people have voted on what they want to see, I'll write the next chapter.
The Angry Mob was ready to go into Melc's secret hideout. "Let's get in there and show this evil-type guy what happens when you mess with the Angry Mob!" shouted Spyro. They charged in, yelling like maniacs. "Look! It's the Ninja Goats!" exclaimed Hunter. The goats were in a fenced-off area of the secret hideout. "Hi Spyro!" said Skip. "I see you got our letter."
"What's happening?" asked Bianca. Spirit pointed to a poster that just happened to be there that had Melc's evil plan written on it. "He's going to use us to take over the world and then get revenge on the Angry Mob, the EFA, and the evil ghost duck."
"But the duck's not evil anymore!"
"Yeah, but Melc doesn't know that!"
The Angry Mob charged at the fence, and were immediately given 5,000 volts. "Oh, maybe we should've mentioned that this was an electric fence." said Midnight. The Angry Mob was charred to a crisp, and instantly dissolved into a pile of ashes, and only their eyeballs were intact.
"Yeah, a little warning would have been nice." said Spyro. Many gallons of water came out of nowhere because I said so and made the ashes turn back into the Angry Mob. "Now, how do we get them out of there?" Hunter wondered aloud.
"Well, all that water could have shortened out the fence." said Skip. Hunter reached for the latch.
BBBBBBBBZZZZZZZZZZZZZZTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
"Then again, maybe not."
Spyro looked around the room for something that might turn the fence off. In the room there was a refrigerator, a safe, a big red button that said 'Fence off", and a pogo stick. The light went on in Spyro's head. "Um, Spyro, did you know that there's a light bulb on your head?" asked Elora. Spyro unscrewed the bulb and threw it away. "Nevermind that, I've found a solution!" he ran over to the big red button, picked up the pogo stick beside it, and started hopping next to the fence.
"If I can jump high enough, I can go across the fence and throw the goats back over!" he said as he bounced higher and higher. A penguin went by, tap dancing. "Oh, and remind me to talk to that penguin." said Spyro.
Spyro finally jumped over the fence. "Ok, goats!" he said. "Let's throw you back over!" Unfortunately the fence was too high to throw a goat over it so they had to tunnel out. "Um, Spyro?" asked Spirit. "Are you sure you know where we're going?" Spyro kept tunneling. "Sure I'm sure!" They popped out of the ground right in the middle of a monster truck arena.
"YYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
They ducked back underground. "Ok, maybe we should go this way!" Spyro said as he tunneled off in a different direction. This time they came up in China. "Nope, it's this way." Spyro muttered. They tunneled some more and came out in the middle of a busy intersection. After a brief terrified yell as a bus drove by, the went back underground and went back to tunneling. They came up this time right beside panthergirl who was busy writing the story. "Hey!" she exclaimed. "What are you doing here?"
"We're lost. Can you write us to where we're supposed to be?" Spyro asked.
"Ok." They were immediately transported back to Melc's secret hideout. "Woo- hoo!" cheered everybody. Suddenly, all the exits were sealed. "So! You dare find my secret hideout and free those goats and try to foil my plans?" The speaker entered the room, despite the fact that all the exits were sealed. "Wait a minute, I know you!" said Spyro. "You're Clem the tech guy!"
"That's right! And now I'm back...and EVIL!!!!"
"But Clem, why?" asked Hunter. "Why do you what to use your technical powers for evil?!?!?!?" Clem paced for no reason whatsoever except to bring some action into the story. "Why? I'll tell you why! It started with those educational comments. Did I get any thanks for that? No! I got my pants set on fire, thrown in a blender, and chucked off a cliff! Did I get any thanks when I tried to help find some apples? No! I got thrown out a twelfth floor window!"
"What apples?" asked Elora.
"Oops, wrong story." said Clem. "Anyway, it still hurt! So now, as my plot for revenge, I'm going to take over the world! BWAHAHAHAHAHA!!!" Just then the penguin went by tap dancing again. Spyro grabbed it. "Hey, penguin!" he said. "I know I'm supposed to ask you this at the end of the story but I think you could be useful now. Who are you and why are you tap-dancing?"
The penguin grinned stupidly. "I'm Steve the tap dancing penguin!" he said. Everyone waited. "What?" asked Steve. "Well?" asked Hunter. "Don't you have some fighting skill that can help us defeat Clem? Or a secret weapon? Of powerful allies?"
"Nope!" said Steve. "I just tap dance!" Everyone glared at Steve. "YOU MEAN YOU"VE BEEN WASTING SPACE IN THE STORY JUST SO YOU CAN TAP DANCE!?!?!?!?!?!?!?"
Steve tried to run, but the Angry Mob caught him. They, along with the Ninja Goats and Clem, proceeded to tie him up, paint him green, and throw him off a cliff into a field of land mines. "Now where were we?" asked Clem.
"Um, you were letting us leave unharmed?" asked Hunter.
"NO!" yelled Clem. "But that was clever, though."
Clem pressed a button and a secret panel opened up to reveal a really big bomb. "Now, I'm gonna leave you here so that way when the bomb goes off, you'll all be killed in the explosion!"
"But all the exits are sealed!" said Elora. "You'll be killed too!" Clem shook his head. "Not likely!" A bus pulled up and Clem got on it. "Sayonara, suckers!" he shouted as the bus drove off. "The fiend!" exclaimed Bianca. "That was the last bus until tomorrow!"
(Will the Angry Mob escape alive? Will Clem really take over the world? Will the readers answer the question below? Tune in next time and find out!)
Now, it's question time. Should the Angry Mob.....
a) Put out the fuse with water?
b) Begin a big musical number?
c) Attempt to blow up the bomb?
d) Order pizza?
The choice is yours! As soon as enough people have voted on what they want to see, I'll write the next chapter.