(Ok! Polls are closed! The winner is..........D: order pizza! For some
reason everyone seemed to like that choice. And now, here's chapter four!)
The Angry Mob was trapped in Clem's secret hideout and the bomb was about to explode. The Ninja Goats quickly searched the whole place for an exit but found none. What could they do? Well, what else would you do if you were trapped in a cave with explosives? Hunter found the phone. "Hello, Domino's?"
"What about Pizza Hut?" asked Spyro. "They have that new four for all pizza."
"Bye Domino's" Hunter hung up and called Pizza Hut. "Hello, Pizza Hut? SEND HELP!!!!! And two four for alls, and three large pizzas, two pepperoni, and one with grass."
"Hunter you idiot!" yelled Bianca. "You forgot to tell them what you wanted on the four for alls!" Hunter shrugged. "Oh well, it's all pizza to me." A pizza truck drove by and threw the pizzas out the window. "Hey, that was fast!" said Elora. They all gathered around and ate the pizza. "So, anyone got any ideas on how to deactivate the bomb?" asked Skip.
"Deactivate the what now?"
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clem's secret hideout was blown to bits. The Angry Mob and the Ninja Goats were blown sky-high. "Hey, I thought Clem said that the explosion would kill us!" said Hunter. Midnight pulled out a calculator and did a few quick calculations. "Well, I can now determine that I should read the instructions before trying to use a TI-83."
(A/N: In case anyone wants to know why I mentioned the TI-83, it's because that's the calculator that saved my butt during algebra exams.)
"Why are we still going up?" asked Spyro. "Shouldn't we start falling to our deaths soon?"
"Nah, it'd ruin the story." said Midnight. "I'd say we're going to land on that floating island up there." They flew up and hit the underside of the island so hard they actually went through it and landed on top. Bianca passed around some aspirin and ice packs. Hunter rolled around on the ground in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!! I'M DYING!!!!"
He started twitching. "Hunter, what is it?" asked Spyro. Hunter went limp. "I've.....got....a splinter." Everyone gasped. "A splinter?!?!?" squealed Bianca. "That's awful! What do we do?"
Suddenly, everyone except Hunter was wearing operating outfits and was in the operating room. Hunter was lying on the bed. Spyro stood up tall. "I'm afraid we're going to have to......operate!"
(Dramatic reverb)
"Elora, you be my assistant. The rest of you, run around like you're doing something important and dramatic." Hunter got up off the operating table. "Not you!" said Bianca as she pushed him back down.
"Scalpel." said Spyro. Elora passed it to him.
"Scissors."
"Eye dropper."
"Screwdriver."
"Probe."
Spyro finished making his paper airplane and threw it to the side. "Now, for the real operation. Rubber band." Elora handed him the rubber band.
"Match."
"Hammer."
"Pliers."
"Pancakes."
"Axe."
"Jackhammer."
"Microscope."
"Gatorade."
Elora looked on nervously. "Well? How is he?" Spyro washed his hands and pulled on the rubber gloves. "I'm going to need......tweezers."
Everyone stopped what they were doing and gasped. (Dramatic chord.) "But where are we going to get tweezers?" asked Ripto. Spyro struck a dramatic doctor's pose like you see on soaps. "We'll get the tweezers from......the first aid kit. Everyone's eyes flew open in shock. (Dramatic chord.)
"But, no one ever uses the first aid kit except in an emergency!" exclaimed Bianca. The first aid kit sat on a table in the corner, illuminated by a bright spotlight. "I'm afraid that this IS......an emergency." said Spyro. (dramatic chord)
Spyro walked over and opened the kit. He pulled out the tweezers with a dramatic, exaggerated move. "I have the tweezers! Now, we just might be able to save Hunter!"
He walked back to the operating table. "Masks and hairnets, on!" Everyone pulled on their masks and hairnets, and even their rubber gloves. They all crowded around the table as Spyro carefully grabbed the splinter with the tweezers. "I think I've.....got it."
(Dramatic chor-)
"OH, SHUT UP!"
Spyro pulled the splinter out. "Will he be all right?" asked Bianca. Hunter sat up. "I...I feel....so ALIVE!!!"
Everyone cheered and they were back where they landed, minus the hospital getup. Hunter stood up. "Come on everyone! We've got a Clem to find!"
(Doncha just love overly exaggerated emergency room parodies? Well, Here's the newest thing you get to vote for! What do you want to see in the next chapter?
A: A bicycle chase
B: A pie convention
C: A coin-operated slot
D: A vending machine
You have until this time next week! Vote quickly!)
The Angry Mob was trapped in Clem's secret hideout and the bomb was about to explode. The Ninja Goats quickly searched the whole place for an exit but found none. What could they do? Well, what else would you do if you were trapped in a cave with explosives? Hunter found the phone. "Hello, Domino's?"
"What about Pizza Hut?" asked Spyro. "They have that new four for all pizza."
"Bye Domino's" Hunter hung up and called Pizza Hut. "Hello, Pizza Hut? SEND HELP!!!!! And two four for alls, and three large pizzas, two pepperoni, and one with grass."
"Hunter you idiot!" yelled Bianca. "You forgot to tell them what you wanted on the four for alls!" Hunter shrugged. "Oh well, it's all pizza to me." A pizza truck drove by and threw the pizzas out the window. "Hey, that was fast!" said Elora. They all gathered around and ate the pizza. "So, anyone got any ideas on how to deactivate the bomb?" asked Skip.
"Deactivate the what now?"
BOOOOOOOOOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Clem's secret hideout was blown to bits. The Angry Mob and the Ninja Goats were blown sky-high. "Hey, I thought Clem said that the explosion would kill us!" said Hunter. Midnight pulled out a calculator and did a few quick calculations. "Well, I can now determine that I should read the instructions before trying to use a TI-83."
(A/N: In case anyone wants to know why I mentioned the TI-83, it's because that's the calculator that saved my butt during algebra exams.)
"Why are we still going up?" asked Spyro. "Shouldn't we start falling to our deaths soon?"
"Nah, it'd ruin the story." said Midnight. "I'd say we're going to land on that floating island up there." They flew up and hit the underside of the island so hard they actually went through it and landed on top. Bianca passed around some aspirin and ice packs. Hunter rolled around on the ground in pain. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! IT HURTS! IT HURTS SO MUCH!! I'M DYING!!!!"
He started twitching. "Hunter, what is it?" asked Spyro. Hunter went limp. "I've.....got....a splinter." Everyone gasped. "A splinter?!?!?" squealed Bianca. "That's awful! What do we do?"
Suddenly, everyone except Hunter was wearing operating outfits and was in the operating room. Hunter was lying on the bed. Spyro stood up tall. "I'm afraid we're going to have to......operate!"
(Dramatic reverb)
"Elora, you be my assistant. The rest of you, run around like you're doing something important and dramatic." Hunter got up off the operating table. "Not you!" said Bianca as she pushed him back down.
"Scalpel." said Spyro. Elora passed it to him.
"Scissors."
"Eye dropper."
"Screwdriver."
"Probe."
Spyro finished making his paper airplane and threw it to the side. "Now, for the real operation. Rubber band." Elora handed him the rubber band.
"Match."
"Hammer."
"Pliers."
"Pancakes."
"Axe."
"Jackhammer."
"Microscope."
"Gatorade."
Elora looked on nervously. "Well? How is he?" Spyro washed his hands and pulled on the rubber gloves. "I'm going to need......tweezers."
Everyone stopped what they were doing and gasped. (Dramatic chord.) "But where are we going to get tweezers?" asked Ripto. Spyro struck a dramatic doctor's pose like you see on soaps. "We'll get the tweezers from......the first aid kit. Everyone's eyes flew open in shock. (Dramatic chord.)
"But, no one ever uses the first aid kit except in an emergency!" exclaimed Bianca. The first aid kit sat on a table in the corner, illuminated by a bright spotlight. "I'm afraid that this IS......an emergency." said Spyro. (dramatic chord)
Spyro walked over and opened the kit. He pulled out the tweezers with a dramatic, exaggerated move. "I have the tweezers! Now, we just might be able to save Hunter!"
He walked back to the operating table. "Masks and hairnets, on!" Everyone pulled on their masks and hairnets, and even their rubber gloves. They all crowded around the table as Spyro carefully grabbed the splinter with the tweezers. "I think I've.....got it."
(Dramatic chor-)
"OH, SHUT UP!"
Spyro pulled the splinter out. "Will he be all right?" asked Bianca. Hunter sat up. "I...I feel....so ALIVE!!!"
Everyone cheered and they were back where they landed, minus the hospital getup. Hunter stood up. "Come on everyone! We've got a Clem to find!"
(Doncha just love overly exaggerated emergency room parodies? Well, Here's the newest thing you get to vote for! What do you want to see in the next chapter?
A: A bicycle chase
B: A pie convention
C: A coin-operated slot
D: A vending machine
You have until this time next week! Vote quickly!)