Chapter 2- Canada... Bowling?

We are now in Canada, with our... heros... and... okay I'll stop being a narrator

now =.= hehehe kitty. Oh yea, I am not insulting Canadians... b/c I am Canadian.

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"So this is Canada... lets find a bowling alley," Sakura said, looking around, and

getting off the big duck.

"Bowling =.=" Sasuke said, putting a Joe that grew small, on his head.

"Hey, you guys are looking for a bowling alley eh?" A girl said, coming up by them,

with her friend.

"Yea... why?" Naruto asked

"Well... we're Canadian eh, and we know how to get to the bowling alley," the other

girl said.

"It's a little warmer in there than it is out here eh?" the first girl said.

"Why?" Sakura said, attaching a leash to Sasuke.

"It's in an igloo eh... everything is, but the bowling alley has air conditioning eh,"

the second girl said.

"O.o air..." Sasuke said, him and Joe chewwing on the leash.

"Yea... its good to have air..." Naruto said (wow this is odd... Naruto has more

logic than Sasuke.)

"No!" Sasuke exclaimed, breaking free of his leather leash.

"What are you talking about, wihtout air we would die!" Sakura yelled

"Well yes, thats true, but air is a bad thing... if your a fish," Sasuke said, picking up his

Joe and carringing him into the freezing bowling alley.

After everyone else came in to the bowling alley...

"NO NEVER!" Sasuke yelled, hissing at the managers of the alley.

"But you have to, no street shoes allowed eh," he said, handing him a pair of bowling

shoes.

"NO... YOU WILL NOT MAKE ME LOOK LIKE A CLOWN!!!" Sasuke yelled, knocking

the shoes away from him.

"Sasuke... do you still have problems with that clown incident?" Sakura asked

Backflash

"Come on Sakura, we're gonna miss the show," a younger Sasuke said, pulling Sakura

into a big tent (the circus).

"Hold on Sasuke, I wanna meet the clowns first," she said, grabbing his wrist and

pulling him over to where all the clowns were. They went, and Sakura started to

talk to the clowns, and ws laughing a lot... them evil music a clown walked up to

Sasuke, and squirted him with the flower!!!!

end of backflash

"I don't like clowns," Sasuke said, but when he looked down, Sakura had put the

shoes on him already.

"Ooooo I hate you," Sasuke said, getting a pair of shoes for Joe.

"Well... your just gonna have to live with it," She said, going to a lane with Naruto,

Leanne, and Stacey.

":'( come on Joe... lets go bowl :'(" Sasuke said, quite sad that he looked like a

clown. They all bowled for about... 2 hours... but Sasuke started having a fit,and

they had to leave.

"Why'd ya do that eh?" Stacey asked, looking at Sasuke and Joe.

"I was loosing," he replied

"Yes but I was winning!" Joe said, remembering his perfect score.

"Ya knwo what.. I'm kind'a glad we got out of there eh... we were loosing to a

duck," Leanne said, lighting a match.

"Yea... thats kind of embarassing... and... HEY, since when can the duck talk?"

Sakura asked.

"Since always... but no one but Sasuke would talk to me," Joe said, waddling his way

over to his buddy Sasuke (awww ). Then out of no where, Leanne ate Joe!!!!!!!!

"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

HHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" Sasuke yelled, as he began to cry.