(Right now, as of 9:20 a.m., I just counted the votes (any votes received
after this time will not be counted) and the winner is.......it's a tie
between A: What piñata? and B: Ok! Who filled the minivan with cream
cheese?!?!? Do you people like ties or something?)
After the pizza guys left, there was pizza on EVERYTHING. Ignoring the first sentence, the Angry Mob charged at Clem, torches drawn.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the screamed in a group yell as they charged. Clem stepped aside and the Angry Mob ran past him and off the edge of the land. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they continued to yell. They made a hard impact with the ground, leaving a crater shaped like the Batman logo.
"Ow..." they group groaned. Spyro pointed up into the sky. "Look! It's Clem! And he's gained some sort of temporary flying powers!" Clem whizzed past like a dart, and hit a target. The Angry Mob held up their scores.
10
10
10
10
9.9
"What?!?!" exclaimed Clem. "That should have been a perfect ten!"
Clem pulled out a pickup, jumped in, and drove off. The Angry Mob pulled out a minivan, squeezed in, and followed. "Drive faster Spyro! yelled Elora. "He's getting away!" They were now driving on the most twisted, loop the looped Hot Wheels course in the world. "Look! There he goes!"
They followed after Clem. Suddenly, Clem jumped out of the pickup and the Angry Mob ran over him. Twice. The Angry Mob pulled over, cocked their pitchforks, and aimed them at Clem. "Go ahead Bianca." said Hunter. "Read him his rights."
"You have the right to remain stupid. Any intelligent comments you say can and will be used against your face in a idiot court of law."
Suddenly, they were all run over by a bus. "Hey! That guy was speeding!" shouted Elora. "Let's get him!"
They all piled back into their vehicle. "Ok, who filled the minivan with cream cheese?!?!?!" demanded Spyro. Hunter sheepishly raised his hand. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." he explained. Bianca turned around in her seat. "What I want to know is when was he alone with this van for more than thirty seconds."
"What I want to know is how a minivan that seats seven holds thirty-six people." said Hunter.
"What I want to know is when will we all shut up and figure out what to do with all this cream cheese." said Spyro.
They figured it out. What they did was make a quick trip to the bagel store, sat in the van, and had a quick brunch.
Then they were ready to catch the speeding bus. "Spyro! Watch out for that pothole!" shouted Elora. Spyro swerved and missed the hole. "Watch out for that speed bump!" Spyro slowed down, went over the bump, then started going 90 again.
"Cactus!"
"Ditch!"
"Deer crossing!"
"Slow children playing!"
"Old people crossing!"
"Fork in the road!!" They hit the fork and blew a tire. "Who here knows how to change a tire?" asked Hunter. As it turned out, Sheila was the only person who knew. She changed the tire in less than ten seconds, got into the book of world records for it, and then jumped back in the car. "Wanna see my certificate?" she asked.
"No time! Must catch speeder!" shouted Spyro. He somehow managed to break the speedometer by doing warp speed 7. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! LOOK OUT!" screamed Elora. "It's a brick wall crossing!"
They crashed through the wall, leaving a van-shaped hole. The van then hit the haystack behind the brick wall and blew up. "Aw, man!" the Angry Mob exclaimed as they watched the van burn. "Now we have to catch up to that speeder on foot!"
"Forget the speeder! Clem's getting away!" Elora shouted. Hunter saw him. "There he is! get him!" he attacked Clem with full force. Then, Bianca tapped him on the shoulder and whispered something in his ear. "What piñata?" asked Hunter. Elora pointed at Clem. It was actually a Clem piñata. "Oh well, let's beat this up and then go after Clem!" said Hunter, shrugging it off. The Angry Mob beat the tar out of that piñata and got a sugar rush from all the candy. "So, where did Clem go?" asked Sheila.
"Maybe he went through that door that just happens to be conveniently located over there." suggested Bianca. They opened the door.
Sorry this chapter got up so late in the day! We had to take my granddad to the hospital when I was about halfway through it and that's basically where we spent the day. (And no, that's not an excuse I made up.)
Voting time! This time, what T.V. show do you think the Angry Mob ends up on?
A: Kids Say The Darndest Things
B: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
C: Figure It Out
D: Slime Time Live
And yes, you have until Monday to vote! See ya then!
After the pizza guys left, there was pizza on EVERYTHING. Ignoring the first sentence, the Angry Mob charged at Clem, torches drawn.
"AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" the screamed in a group yell as they charged. Clem stepped aside and the Angry Mob ran past him and off the edge of the land. "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" they continued to yell. They made a hard impact with the ground, leaving a crater shaped like the Batman logo.
"Ow..." they group groaned. Spyro pointed up into the sky. "Look! It's Clem! And he's gained some sort of temporary flying powers!" Clem whizzed past like a dart, and hit a target. The Angry Mob held up their scores.
10
10
10
10
9.9
"What?!?!" exclaimed Clem. "That should have been a perfect ten!"
Clem pulled out a pickup, jumped in, and drove off. The Angry Mob pulled out a minivan, squeezed in, and followed. "Drive faster Spyro! yelled Elora. "He's getting away!" They were now driving on the most twisted, loop the looped Hot Wheels course in the world. "Look! There he goes!"
They followed after Clem. Suddenly, Clem jumped out of the pickup and the Angry Mob ran over him. Twice. The Angry Mob pulled over, cocked their pitchforks, and aimed them at Clem. "Go ahead Bianca." said Hunter. "Read him his rights."
"You have the right to remain stupid. Any intelligent comments you say can and will be used against your face in a idiot court of law."
Suddenly, they were all run over by a bus. "Hey! That guy was speeding!" shouted Elora. "Let's get him!"
They all piled back into their vehicle. "Ok, who filled the minivan with cream cheese?!?!?!" demanded Spyro. Hunter sheepishly raised his hand. "It seemed like a good idea at the time." he explained. Bianca turned around in her seat. "What I want to know is when was he alone with this van for more than thirty seconds."
"What I want to know is how a minivan that seats seven holds thirty-six people." said Hunter.
"What I want to know is when will we all shut up and figure out what to do with all this cream cheese." said Spyro.
They figured it out. What they did was make a quick trip to the bagel store, sat in the van, and had a quick brunch.
Then they were ready to catch the speeding bus. "Spyro! Watch out for that pothole!" shouted Elora. Spyro swerved and missed the hole. "Watch out for that speed bump!" Spyro slowed down, went over the bump, then started going 90 again.
"Cactus!"
"Ditch!"
"Deer crossing!"
"Slow children playing!"
"Old people crossing!"
"Fork in the road!!" They hit the fork and blew a tire. "Who here knows how to change a tire?" asked Hunter. As it turned out, Sheila was the only person who knew. She changed the tire in less than ten seconds, got into the book of world records for it, and then jumped back in the car. "Wanna see my certificate?" she asked.
"No time! Must catch speeder!" shouted Spyro. He somehow managed to break the speedometer by doing warp speed 7. "AAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!! LOOK OUT!" screamed Elora. "It's a brick wall crossing!"
They crashed through the wall, leaving a van-shaped hole. The van then hit the haystack behind the brick wall and blew up. "Aw, man!" the Angry Mob exclaimed as they watched the van burn. "Now we have to catch up to that speeder on foot!"
"Forget the speeder! Clem's getting away!" Elora shouted. Hunter saw him. "There he is! get him!" he attacked Clem with full force. Then, Bianca tapped him on the shoulder and whispered something in his ear. "What piñata?" asked Hunter. Elora pointed at Clem. It was actually a Clem piñata. "Oh well, let's beat this up and then go after Clem!" said Hunter, shrugging it off. The Angry Mob beat the tar out of that piñata and got a sugar rush from all the candy. "So, where did Clem go?" asked Sheila.
"Maybe he went through that door that just happens to be conveniently located over there." suggested Bianca. They opened the door.
Sorry this chapter got up so late in the day! We had to take my granddad to the hospital when I was about halfway through it and that's basically where we spent the day. (And no, that's not an excuse I made up.)
Voting time! This time, what T.V. show do you think the Angry Mob ends up on?
A: Kids Say The Darndest Things
B: Whose Line Is It Anyway?
C: Figure It Out
D: Slime Time Live
And yes, you have until Monday to vote! See ya then!