(Ta-da! This chapter is fresh from the hard drive. You voted...kinda...and the winner is............Whose Line Is It Anyway? !!!!!!!!!!!!
Before we begin, I'd like to thank Time Traveling Echidna for the help with this chapter!
And, I'm also going to do something that I will continue to do in every new chapter and story I post (or try to at least) I am now going to respond to the reviews!!! Here we go:
Princess Bryanna- That's an excellent suggestion, and I am considering it, but it's a little hard to fit all that in. I will see what I can do though.
Dinowarrior- Interesting idea about Steve....maybe for another sequel. Oh, and Whose Line comes on every night at 9:00 on ABC family. (in case you wanna know)
Darkeiya- You're right, there was no way this one could be a tie.
Time Traveling Echidna- Thanks again for your help!
Now, back to the story! (Please note important message at the end of this chapter)
"Ryan, Colin, Wayne and that fourth person who we keep replacing won't come out of the backstage room."
"Why not?"
"Because of all the free donuts."
The Angry Mob made a mad dash for backstage, and Elora, Hunter, Spyro and Bianca ended up getting trampled. "So it looks like you four are going to have to fill in for them tonight." said Drew as they got up. "Look, we're kinda busy..." began Elora. The audience (which was made up of all the Spyro fan fiction writers, some other people, and that guy in seat twelve) started cheering.
"Well...."
"Pleeeese??!?!?!?!?" begged Hunter and Spyro. "....Ok." the audience exploded in applause as they took their seats on stage.
"Ok, let's get this show started!" said Drew. "Welcome to Whose Line is it Anyway? The show where everything's made up and the points don't matter. That's right, the points don't matter, just like the sixth grade spring dance. We're going to start tonight off with a game called 'Scenes from a Hat."
Elora and Bianca walked to one side of the stage, and Hunter and Spyro walked to the other. Drew brought out the hat and pulled a piece of paper out. "Ok, before the show started we had the audience write down suggestions for scenes they wanted to see acted out, and the first scene is.....Spyro and Elora's first date!"
The audience clapped and did that "Ooooo..." thing. Hunter walked out onto the stage. "Spyro, why are we at the National Short People Convention?" He walked back offstage.
Elora and Spyro came out and faced each other. "Oh, Spyro...." she said as their faces came closer. Spyro jerked back and put his hand to his ear. "Hang on I have to take this call."
Hunter and Bianca came out. "How do those jalapeños taste on the chili, Spyro? asked Bianca. Hunter started to respond and then his eyes bugged out and he pretended to breathe fire.
"AAAA! My dress!"
BUZZ!
They all went back to their separate sides of the stage. Drew pulled out another card. "Ha ha! Now this one's.....People you wish would just shut up."
Bianca stepped out, pretended to be reading a card, and said "People you wish would just shut up."
BUZZ!
"Next card! This one says "Drew Carrey's Diary"
Spyro ran out to the stage and pretended he was reading a book. "Today, I got beat up by the Angry Mob."
Spyro ran back and Hunter walked out and pretended to write something. "My...real...name...is...Maurice."
BUZZ!
The audience laughed as Hunter went back to his spot. Drew pulled out another piece of paper. "I know where you live...next scene is if Ripto took over Avalar."
Spyro walked out onto the stage. "Now all I need is a booster seat." Elora ran out after he had gone back. "As official ruler of Avalar I declare that all platform shoes be mine!"
BUZZ!
"1,000 points for everybody!" shouted Drew. The audience clapped loudly. "Ok, let's move onto a game called 'Party Quirks" said Drew. "Hunter, you're the host and you're having a party." he explained as he handed Spyro, Elora and Bianca their envelopes. "And they're gonna be your guests. Now, they each have a different quirky thing about them, and you have to figure out what it is." They read their cards, had various facial expressions about it. "They've never seen these cards before in their lives, so begin."
Hunter stood in the middle of the stage, talking on the phone. "Yeah, I'm having a party tonight, we've got everything, chips, dip, disco records..." the doorbell rang. "Call ya back!" click!
Hunter pretended to answer the door and Elora came in.
(Elora is obsessed with everyone's tails.)
"Hey, wassup!" said Hunter. "Great party! Anyone else coming?" asked Elora. She spotted Hunter's tail and cot a crazed look in her eye. "Yeah, there's..." said Hunter as Elora grabbed his tail and examined it. The doorbell rang again, and Hunter pushed Elora away. "I've got to get the door, try the chips." Hunter answered the door and Bianca came in.
(Bianca has issues with the downstairs neighbors.)
"How's it going?" asked Hunter. Bianca smiled and said. "Fine, great day for a PARTY!!!!!!" she yelled into the floor. She started stomping as hard as she could. "Eager to dance eh?" asked Hunter as Spyro walked in.
(Spyro is incredibly annoyed with the guy in seat twelve.)
"YO Hunter! Wass..." Spyro trailed off and glared at the guy in seat twelve. "You...."
"Come in, the party's just getting warmed up!"
Bianca was pretending to turn up the stereo really loud and aiming them into the floor, was also stomping and yelling at the ground. Elora had Spyro and Hunter by the tail and was trying to jump rope with them. "Yes, its disco." he said. Spyro pretended to get some chips, and then he looked off into the audience. "Oh yeah! You want some of this???" he yelled, shaking his fist. He stormed offstage, dragging Elora with him, to the guy in seat twelve. "Are you talkin' to me?!?!" demanded Spyro. He socked the guy and went backstage, Elora hanging on like she was waterskiing.
Spyro was now yelling threats to the guy in seat twelve, Elora was chasing her tail, and Bianca was stomping on the floor as hard as she could, yelling.
BUZZ!
"Ok, Hunter what are they?" asked Drew. Hunter thought hard. "Ok, Elora...really likes tails."
"Yes that is correct!" Elora went to her seat. "Bianca doesn't like the folks downstairs."
"Yes."
"And Spyro has issues with the guy in seat twelve."
"Yes, that's right! And now we're gonna move on to a game called Questions Only."
Spyro, Elora, Hunter and Bianca went to different sides of the stage. "Now, you guys have to act out a scene, but you can only ask questions. The scene is you're ordering something at a fast food restaurant."
Spyro and Hunter walked out onto the stage. "Can I get some service over here?" demanded Spyro. Hunter, pretending to be behind a counter said "Welcome to Pizza Hut, how may I help you?"
"Can I get a cheeseburger?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Do you work here?"
"Are you questioning my authority as an employee?"
"NO! I just want a pizza!"
BUZZ!
Spyro let Elora take his place.
"Why can't I get a cheeseburger?" she asked.
"Why don't you go to a burger joint?"
"Are you insulting me?"
"Is Ripto a shorty?"
"Which way to Mickey D's?"
"I....."
BUZZ!
Bianca took Hunter's place.
"What can I do for you?" she asked.
"Where'd that other guy go?"
"Why do you want to know?"
"Wasn't he going to take my order?"
"Who knows?"
"Will this pizza be fresh?"
"Will you please stop talking?"
"Do you know who I am?!?!?"
"No, do you?"
"..."
BUZZ!
"1,000 for Elora and Bianca!"
Hunter and Spyro did the "Sad Look." "Hey, the points don't matter, remember?" Hunter and Spyro did the "Ok I'm Happy Now Look"
Just then, Clem ran across the stage, followed by the rest of the Angry Mob. "There's Clem gottagobye!" they joined the Angry Mob and ran after Clem.
Who should the Angry Mob take their anger out on in a violent and humorous way?
A) Drew Carrey
B) Sandy the Sheep
C) That guy in seat twelve
D) Panthergirl.
Was this chapter not as good as you expected? If you help me, I can fix it! Just email me the name of the game you like (Props, Party Quirks, Superheroes...) You might want to describe how the game is played because I usually get some of them mixed up.
If the game requires suggestions from the audience, like Scenes from a Hat for an example, then send suggestions for some scenes (People you wish would just shut up, Hobbies of the Stupid, Songs you shouldn't serenade her with...and so on)
I do ask that you don't request any songs, because I'm not good at writing them (Unless you already have it written, then you can just email me that)
I want this chapter to be funnier, and I also want everyone to get to participate in it! So if you have a suggestion for something they should do, email it to me at goatninja08hotmail.com thank you!