( I just had to put up a bonus chapter. This is a story based on a suggestion that Time Traveling Echidna emailed me: "What would the Ninja Goats do if they had their own story?" This is what would happen.)

"Um, guys? A little help here?" asked Spirit, who's head was stuck in the fence. They were all at their secret hideout, a big, fenced-off area by a creek. The other goats surrounded her. "How'd you get in there this time?" asked Skip.

"Do I have to explain this?"

"Nah, just lean your head back, twist it to the right and back up."

Spirit did so and was freed of the accursed fence. "Why can't these people give us a fence that we can't sick our heads through?" Just then, Twilight (kid) ran up to Midnight. "Mommy! Mommy!" he said.

"Not now, Mommy's trying not to laugh at Aunt Spirit for getting her head stuck in the fence again."

"But Mommy! There's a sheep over by the creek and he's teasing the other kids!"

"A sheep?! In our secret hideout?!" exclaimed Dude. "We're not going to stand for this! Let's go get him!"

They all charged over to the creek. "Oh no!" they gasped when they saw it. It was Sandy the Sheep! And he was teasing the kids! "You don't have horns yet! You don't have horns yet!" he was saying to Hope in a singsong voice.

"You leave my kid alone!" said Faith as she delivered a kick to the sheep's head.

"I thought you gave up your evil ways!" said Skip.

"No! That was just a cover for my new secret plan, which I won't tell you!" said the deranged sheep.

"You can't fool us!" said Freedom. "You want to tease our kids and give them low self-esteem so that they'll never grow up to be Ninja Goats and then you'll tease us and make us too depressed to do anything about it and with us out of the way you'll take over the world!!!"

"Is my plan written somewhere behind me again?" asked Sandy. Freedom nodded. "Yep, it's spray-painted on that tree behind you." Sandy quickly reupholstered the tree.

"Mommy!" said Trailblazer. "Not now, sweetie." said Freedom. "Mommy's trying to defeat an evil, deranged sheep who wants to take over the world."

"But Mommy, the people are coming."

"Quick! Assume your secret identities!" shouted Skip. The Ninja Goats, and Sandy, quickly disguised themselves as timid Spanish Boer goats. "Sandy! Take off the sombrero!" hissed Skip. The people walked by, ignoring them. The Ninja Goats breathed a sigh of relief. "Ok, now where were we? Oh yeah!" said Skip. The Ninja Goats surrounded Sandy.

"You're gonna hurt me now, right?"

"Nope! We're gonna let our kids do it!" said Debbie. The nine younger goats surrounded the sheep. "Oh, like those little shrimps can-"

The kids head-butted Sandy, tied him up, trampled him, hit him with little hammers, used him for target practice, threw him at an electric fence twice and sheared him all in the space of eleven seconds.

"-hurt me." finished Sandy. He tried to pick up his fleece but Ann and Jan (Debbie's kids) grabbed it. "Keep away from the bald sheep!" they yelled, tossing it to Misty. (Blue's kid) "Hey! Give that back!" yelled Sandy. The kids tossed the fleece from one to the other, driving the sheep nuts. "Bald sheep! Bald sheep! Neener, neener, neener!" they sang.

"Now kids." said Dude. "It's not the Ninja Goat way to tease your opponent after beating him up."

"Aw, man!" said the kids.

"He's right." said Skip. "The honorable thing to do is to is give him back his fleece..." Sandy took back his fleece and put it on. "...and put him in a jar and mail him to the Barney show."

"What? NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"See they way he's screaming in terror?" asked Midnight. "That means your doing it right!" The kids stuffed the sheep in a jar and mailed him to the Barney show. "Wow! That was fun!" said Hope. "Are we real Ninja Goats now?"

"Almost, you still have much more to learn." said Perdita. "Like how to beat up a Clem!"

"Neat!"

"Watch, we'll show you." said Skip. Clem appeared for no reason. "Like this!" she said as he demonstrated how to beat up a Clem. The kids took careful notes the whole time. Skip delivered a few choice kicks and punches to Clem and finally ran over him with a steam roller.

"Ooo! Ahhh!" exclaimed the kids, amazed at Skip's efficiency. "I can't wait until we learn how to do that!"

(Well, that's it! Angry Mob 2: Back for More is officially over! Who knows? I might make one more and have a trilogy! But that's a story for another time...)