Disclaimer:I don't own dawsons creek because i didn't create it
Kevin williamson did.However i did secretly write scripts and sent them to
kevin and paul stupin...by the way i never got them back.(just kidding)
A/U--This is p/j. Feedback is gradually appreciated.Remember this is a take on the movie "Little Darlings"if you haven't seen it you will get the hint.
Jack sat on the couch watching tv,as grams entered the living room with mail in her hand.
"Good after noon jack".
"Afternoon grams,do you know where jen is".
"Oh you didn't know"?
"Oh yeah,the whole camp thingy".
"It still puzzles me as to why she would want to go to some camp-
"Thats witchita..grams".
"Oh whatever,that still doesn't change the fact that she's going to be gone for almost the entire summer.Not to mention she's going to be there with all those boys".
"Grams you're going to have to trust jen,i'm sure she won't do anything she'll regret she's changed".
"I know jack,what am i saying....why didn't you go"?
"Because spending a decent half of my summer counsling at Camp Witchita,isn't exactly my dream summer vacation".
"Well you are not going to spend it on my couch jack mcphee,now you get up and you go help her at that camp and have some fun"!
"You just want me to watch after her don't you"?
"Yes,and make sure she gets herself in no sorts of mischeif,you here me"?
"Yes mam".
"Well what are you waiting for?Get up, go get your things,and head out".
Jack gets up slowly,grams signals him to the stairs to go get his things,he begins running.
A bag drops on the floor.
"Alright this is taking forever".Pacey says exasperated.
"And then some".Chris says lazily.
"Ok lets do what i said in the first place,Chris,me,and adam bunk in cabin D.The rest of you can bunk in cabin E,got it"?
(in unison)"Alright".
All the boys seperate and begin going into they're cabins.
"You take bottom i take top"?says jen.
"Sure"joey says as if she doesn't really care.
"Well it looks like i have a whole bunk bed to myself".Andie says pleased.
"Lucky you".joey says sarcastically.
Andie takes out a teddy bear out of her bag and squeezes it.
"Oooh....pacey".
"You named your bear pacey"?Jen says almost laughing.
"No pacey gave this to me, i already miss him already".
"Andie he's basically next door go see him,tell him i said he stll owes me 2 dollars".says joey.
"Good point".
"Not really cameron's going to be patroling,you know making sure we don't get into any trouble".
"Jen's right,for the next four weeks i probably won't even get to kiss him let alone...you know".
"No we don't".says jen motioning to joey.
"You don't mean...why am i shocked its pacey after all".
"What's that supposed to mean joey"?
"Nothing really,i was just saying pacey won't go long without...you know".
"Wait wait wait,my head is still spinning andie you're not a virgin"?
"Not any more".says joey.
"Joey dont be so judgemental,its alright if you love someone".jen says seriously.
"And what about you jen"?asks joey.
"What about me"?
"Are you a(gasp)virgin"?
"You know joey,thats really none of your buisness".
"Just answer the question jen".says abby entering the cabin.
"God abby get out alright,this has nothing to do with you".
"Just answer the question jen what do you have to hide"?
"Joey leave me alone or...
"Or what"?
"Else".andie finishes.
"Or else what"?
"Thats not what i said".
"Well you were going to".
"Uh oh sound the trumpets,Lena,Buffy,get in here Joey and Jen are about to throw down"!abby says joking.
"Leave abby".andie says causiously.
"Or what nerd,you're gonna hurt me"?(all begin arguing)
"Just answer the question"!
"Why are you yelling?Why do you care"?
"I don't".
"Are you".
"Nope".
"What"?
"You heard me".
"Oh".
"Are you,or are you not"?
"Yes!ok i am a virgin.Big deal".
"So am i".
Abby and andie suddenly stop arguing and looks over at jen and joey.
"Really...both of you"?andie asks kind of surprised.
Joey walks over to the bottom bunk and climbs in.Jen jumps on the top and lays down,and puts a blanket over her head.
Buffy and lena walks into the room.
"Whats up"?lena asks curiously.
"Yeah who's throwing down"?buffy asks,annoyed of the fact she had to get up out of her sleep.
"Aparently no one".abby says dissapointed."But i found out something interesting,joey and jen here are virgins".
(both buffy and lena)"So"?
"So...are you guys"?
"No-No i no know i'm not".says lena trying to save face.
"Me either".buffy says confidently.
"I know i'm not"abby says almost proud.
"And your point is"?andie askes aggrivated.
"Don't you get it by now andie,she doesn't have one".joey says looking at abby.
"Whats stopping you"?abby asks.
"what do you mean"?asks jen
"Exactly what i said,what's stopping you"?
"Nothing".jen says wondering where abby is going with this.
"Is it for religious reasons,or are you just a prude"?abby asks.
"I don't know i never thought about it.I guess i just haven't found the right guy".jen says almost questioning herself.
"Not to sound cliche' or anything".abby says sarcastically.
"Whatever abby, not everyone can be a skilled hoe bag such as yourself".joey says seriously.
"Was i talking to you clamdiver?Mind your own,ok"?
"I'm going go check up on pacey".andie says as she walks out.
All the girls are just staring at each other,then andie begins walking backwards into the cabin.Cameron is pushing her back.
"You're not going anywhere andie,park it".
"Well if it isn't cammy the counslor".abby says teasing.
"Go back to your cabins and get some sleep ladies,its going to be a long day".
"Whatever".abby says walking out alongside lena and buffy.
"And you guys need to be heading to bed got it"?
(jen and andie)"Got it".
"You got that joey"?
"Yes".joey says sleepily.
"Goodnight,i still have to make rounds on the guys".
Jen sticks her head out from the top bunk looking down at joey.
"Are we cool"?
joey doesn't answer she's finally fallen asleep.
"Ok good".jen lays back down. ************************ Dawson stands outside the potter house as joey walks away from him for the last time"See ya joey"slips out of his mouth.Joey has put him through so much in the last year,he can't even get upset.As joey begins to walk into the house,dawson gets fed up he pulls out a pistol and aims for her back.She turns around to look at him one last time as she screams"Noooooo"!!!But its too late dawson fires(Thud)she drops dead on the porch."Oh yeah,nailed her"!dawson screams with joy.
"Ahh"!dawson screams as he wakes up in a cold sweat.(it was just a dream)he thinks.
The sun comes up and dawson awakes to the smell of pancakes.He walks down the stairs and enters the kitchen.Mitch is standing in front of the stove flipping pancakes.
"Something smells edible".dawson says sitting down at the kitchen table.
"Good morning".mitch says cheerfully.
"Hardly,i had a nightmare".
"Oh yeah?Well don't worry you're back in reality now--what happened"?
"Its more like whats happening,apparently i'm still living it".
"What"?
"I'm still here".
"Come again".
"I didn't go with mom--god what was i thinking"?
"You were thinking you wanted to stay here with your old man".
"Not really...i mean no offence dad,staying here with you is great and all its just-
"You'd rather be having a fun and memorable summer".Mitch says geneuily understanding.
"Yeah i guess and its not just that, everyone went to camp.I mean,what the hell is that about?Since when does anyone around here go to camp".
"You mean joey".
"Same diffrence".
"Still upset huh"?
"I've yet to pry the knife out of my back dad".
"Maybe everyone was just bored".
"We're always bored,the only diffrence is--is that everyone decide to go out and be a camp counslors".
"Everyone"?
"Meaning pacey,andie,jen....joey".
"Well what about jack"?
"Yeah he got left behind too,maybe i should go try to hang out with him".
"Maybe".
"Thanx dad".Takes whole plate of pancakes and walks out.
"Your welcome"! ************* Show joey sitting on the floor sorting out her clothes she brought.
"What the hell"?she pulls out all her clothes,all of them are wet.
"What's wrong joey"?andie asks
Joey gets up and runs outside where all the counslors are waiting for the kids' bus to come.
"Who did this"?!
"Who did what"?jen asks
Joey poores all of her clothes on the ground.
"That!someone completly drenched my clothes"!
"It looks like someone just through them in the lake or something".jen says looking through the clothes.
"What do you know about it"?joey asks suspiously.
"What do you mean"?asks jen
"What do you think she means lindley,she's accusing you of ruining her clothes".abby says
"No i'm not i'm just wondering-
"If i did it--joey what have i done that is so bad that you feel you have to always be suspicious of me"?jen asks
"Why are you trying to change the subject"?
"Maybe one of the boys did it".buffy says looking over at pacey and chris.
"Hey,be quiet this is between joey and jen.Jen just admit it before it gets ugly".abby says trying to keep the conversation heated.
"Admit what,joey why would i sabatodge your clothes"?
"Look i don't know who did it,but i thought it was funny how you you thought it "looked"like someone had thrown them in the lake".
"You know what joey,i guess you and i could never be friends.It's really sad actually,and oh yeah--i didn't do anything to your clothes,i couldn't care enough to".Jen says coldly walking away.
Two buses pull up and stops.
"Ok guys they're here"!cameron says yelling from the cabin.
All of the counslors begin walking over to the buses.
"Ok just to be sure,who is cook again"?andie asks walking behind pacey.
"That would be me mcphee".
"Wait a second--everyone is going to trust you.....in the kitchen"?asks andie disturbed at the thought.
Joey walks into the restroom abby and buffy following.She walks to the sink to wash her face(jen enters).
"You know lindley if i were you,for my first time i would choose someone experienced--really experienced.Did you know that two virgins make for very trashy sexual encounters"?
"Let it go abby".
(scoffs)"No,jen how am i supposed to help you if you're continouisly pushing me away".
"Why don't you get a life and butt out of others".joey says drying her face off.
"I don't recall talking to you".
"Oh are the meds finally kicking in"?
(Scoffs)"Lick me".
"Ok abby you've had your fun,now if you don't mind i'm gonna go outside and meet with the midgets that im going to be spending the rest of my summer with".
"Are you guys...girlfriends or something"?abby asks in a baby voice.
"Excuse me"?jen asks defensive.
"Say what"?joey asks turning face to face with abby.
"I was just asking because i was starting to get a lesbo vibe from the both of you".
"Maybe she is but i'm not".joey says turning back towards the mirror.
"Oh bite me joey ok,at least i'm not medically frigid".
"What are you getting at"?
"I'm just saying that you probably haven't lost it--and by it i mean your virginity,because you're to scared to do anything,i bet the reason why you held out on dawson so long was because..
"Why did you hold out on beaver cleaver"?abby asked inturrupting.
"Because i--because i...its none of your buisness,i just wasn't ready".
"So you're saying that if you had the chance,you would do it"?abby asked
"No not nessasarily".
"So then you're still that scared little girl you always were right".said abby
(to herself)"Maybe i am".
"And you jen"?
"I really don't care".
"Joey"?
"Neither do i".
Buffy suddenly sees a way to make some extra change over the summer.
"Care to make a wager on this"?she asks walking up to abby.
"Do we girls"?abby asks smiling.
Joey and jen exchange looks and shrugs.
"All right".
lena walks in.
"I hope you brought your pocket book girl".abby says to lena.
lena just looks confused.
A/U--This is p/j. Feedback is gradually appreciated.Remember this is a take on the movie "Little Darlings"if you haven't seen it you will get the hint.
Jack sat on the couch watching tv,as grams entered the living room with mail in her hand.
"Good after noon jack".
"Afternoon grams,do you know where jen is".
"Oh you didn't know"?
"Oh yeah,the whole camp thingy".
"It still puzzles me as to why she would want to go to some camp-
"Thats witchita..grams".
"Oh whatever,that still doesn't change the fact that she's going to be gone for almost the entire summer.Not to mention she's going to be there with all those boys".
"Grams you're going to have to trust jen,i'm sure she won't do anything she'll regret she's changed".
"I know jack,what am i saying....why didn't you go"?
"Because spending a decent half of my summer counsling at Camp Witchita,isn't exactly my dream summer vacation".
"Well you are not going to spend it on my couch jack mcphee,now you get up and you go help her at that camp and have some fun"!
"You just want me to watch after her don't you"?
"Yes,and make sure she gets herself in no sorts of mischeif,you here me"?
"Yes mam".
"Well what are you waiting for?Get up, go get your things,and head out".
Jack gets up slowly,grams signals him to the stairs to go get his things,he begins running.
A bag drops on the floor.
"Alright this is taking forever".Pacey says exasperated.
"And then some".Chris says lazily.
"Ok lets do what i said in the first place,Chris,me,and adam bunk in cabin D.The rest of you can bunk in cabin E,got it"?
(in unison)"Alright".
All the boys seperate and begin going into they're cabins.
"You take bottom i take top"?says jen.
"Sure"joey says as if she doesn't really care.
"Well it looks like i have a whole bunk bed to myself".Andie says pleased.
"Lucky you".joey says sarcastically.
Andie takes out a teddy bear out of her bag and squeezes it.
"Oooh....pacey".
"You named your bear pacey"?Jen says almost laughing.
"No pacey gave this to me, i already miss him already".
"Andie he's basically next door go see him,tell him i said he stll owes me 2 dollars".says joey.
"Good point".
"Not really cameron's going to be patroling,you know making sure we don't get into any trouble".
"Jen's right,for the next four weeks i probably won't even get to kiss him let alone...you know".
"No we don't".says jen motioning to joey.
"You don't mean...why am i shocked its pacey after all".
"What's that supposed to mean joey"?
"Nothing really,i was just saying pacey won't go long without...you know".
"Wait wait wait,my head is still spinning andie you're not a virgin"?
"Not any more".says joey.
"Joey dont be so judgemental,its alright if you love someone".jen says seriously.
"And what about you jen"?asks joey.
"What about me"?
"Are you a(gasp)virgin"?
"You know joey,thats really none of your buisness".
"Just answer the question jen".says abby entering the cabin.
"God abby get out alright,this has nothing to do with you".
"Just answer the question jen what do you have to hide"?
"Joey leave me alone or...
"Or what"?
"Else".andie finishes.
"Or else what"?
"Thats not what i said".
"Well you were going to".
"Uh oh sound the trumpets,Lena,Buffy,get in here Joey and Jen are about to throw down"!abby says joking.
"Leave abby".andie says causiously.
"Or what nerd,you're gonna hurt me"?(all begin arguing)
"Just answer the question"!
"Why are you yelling?Why do you care"?
"I don't".
"Are you".
"Nope".
"What"?
"You heard me".
"Oh".
"Are you,or are you not"?
"Yes!ok i am a virgin.Big deal".
"So am i".
Abby and andie suddenly stop arguing and looks over at jen and joey.
"Really...both of you"?andie asks kind of surprised.
Joey walks over to the bottom bunk and climbs in.Jen jumps on the top and lays down,and puts a blanket over her head.
Buffy and lena walks into the room.
"Whats up"?lena asks curiously.
"Yeah who's throwing down"?buffy asks,annoyed of the fact she had to get up out of her sleep.
"Aparently no one".abby says dissapointed."But i found out something interesting,joey and jen here are virgins".
(both buffy and lena)"So"?
"So...are you guys"?
"No-No i no know i'm not".says lena trying to save face.
"Me either".buffy says confidently.
"I know i'm not"abby says almost proud.
"And your point is"?andie askes aggrivated.
"Don't you get it by now andie,she doesn't have one".joey says looking at abby.
"Whats stopping you"?abby asks.
"what do you mean"?asks jen
"Exactly what i said,what's stopping you"?
"Nothing".jen says wondering where abby is going with this.
"Is it for religious reasons,or are you just a prude"?abby asks.
"I don't know i never thought about it.I guess i just haven't found the right guy".jen says almost questioning herself.
"Not to sound cliche' or anything".abby says sarcastically.
"Whatever abby, not everyone can be a skilled hoe bag such as yourself".joey says seriously.
"Was i talking to you clamdiver?Mind your own,ok"?
"I'm going go check up on pacey".andie says as she walks out.
All the girls are just staring at each other,then andie begins walking backwards into the cabin.Cameron is pushing her back.
"You're not going anywhere andie,park it".
"Well if it isn't cammy the counslor".abby says teasing.
"Go back to your cabins and get some sleep ladies,its going to be a long day".
"Whatever".abby says walking out alongside lena and buffy.
"And you guys need to be heading to bed got it"?
(jen and andie)"Got it".
"You got that joey"?
"Yes".joey says sleepily.
"Goodnight,i still have to make rounds on the guys".
Jen sticks her head out from the top bunk looking down at joey.
"Are we cool"?
joey doesn't answer she's finally fallen asleep.
"Ok good".jen lays back down. ************************ Dawson stands outside the potter house as joey walks away from him for the last time"See ya joey"slips out of his mouth.Joey has put him through so much in the last year,he can't even get upset.As joey begins to walk into the house,dawson gets fed up he pulls out a pistol and aims for her back.She turns around to look at him one last time as she screams"Noooooo"!!!But its too late dawson fires(Thud)she drops dead on the porch."Oh yeah,nailed her"!dawson screams with joy.
"Ahh"!dawson screams as he wakes up in a cold sweat.(it was just a dream)he thinks.
The sun comes up and dawson awakes to the smell of pancakes.He walks down the stairs and enters the kitchen.Mitch is standing in front of the stove flipping pancakes.
"Something smells edible".dawson says sitting down at the kitchen table.
"Good morning".mitch says cheerfully.
"Hardly,i had a nightmare".
"Oh yeah?Well don't worry you're back in reality now--what happened"?
"Its more like whats happening,apparently i'm still living it".
"What"?
"I'm still here".
"Come again".
"I didn't go with mom--god what was i thinking"?
"You were thinking you wanted to stay here with your old man".
"Not really...i mean no offence dad,staying here with you is great and all its just-
"You'd rather be having a fun and memorable summer".Mitch says geneuily understanding.
"Yeah i guess and its not just that, everyone went to camp.I mean,what the hell is that about?Since when does anyone around here go to camp".
"You mean joey".
"Same diffrence".
"Still upset huh"?
"I've yet to pry the knife out of my back dad".
"Maybe everyone was just bored".
"We're always bored,the only diffrence is--is that everyone decide to go out and be a camp counslors".
"Everyone"?
"Meaning pacey,andie,jen....joey".
"Well what about jack"?
"Yeah he got left behind too,maybe i should go try to hang out with him".
"Maybe".
"Thanx dad".Takes whole plate of pancakes and walks out.
"Your welcome"! ************* Show joey sitting on the floor sorting out her clothes she brought.
"What the hell"?she pulls out all her clothes,all of them are wet.
"What's wrong joey"?andie asks
Joey gets up and runs outside where all the counslors are waiting for the kids' bus to come.
"Who did this"?!
"Who did what"?jen asks
Joey poores all of her clothes on the ground.
"That!someone completly drenched my clothes"!
"It looks like someone just through them in the lake or something".jen says looking through the clothes.
"What do you know about it"?joey asks suspiously.
"What do you mean"?asks jen
"What do you think she means lindley,she's accusing you of ruining her clothes".abby says
"No i'm not i'm just wondering-
"If i did it--joey what have i done that is so bad that you feel you have to always be suspicious of me"?jen asks
"Why are you trying to change the subject"?
"Maybe one of the boys did it".buffy says looking over at pacey and chris.
"Hey,be quiet this is between joey and jen.Jen just admit it before it gets ugly".abby says trying to keep the conversation heated.
"Admit what,joey why would i sabatodge your clothes"?
"Look i don't know who did it,but i thought it was funny how you you thought it "looked"like someone had thrown them in the lake".
"You know what joey,i guess you and i could never be friends.It's really sad actually,and oh yeah--i didn't do anything to your clothes,i couldn't care enough to".Jen says coldly walking away.
Two buses pull up and stops.
"Ok guys they're here"!cameron says yelling from the cabin.
All of the counslors begin walking over to the buses.
"Ok just to be sure,who is cook again"?andie asks walking behind pacey.
"That would be me mcphee".
"Wait a second--everyone is going to trust you.....in the kitchen"?asks andie disturbed at the thought.
Joey walks into the restroom abby and buffy following.She walks to the sink to wash her face(jen enters).
"You know lindley if i were you,for my first time i would choose someone experienced--really experienced.Did you know that two virgins make for very trashy sexual encounters"?
"Let it go abby".
(scoffs)"No,jen how am i supposed to help you if you're continouisly pushing me away".
"Why don't you get a life and butt out of others".joey says drying her face off.
"I don't recall talking to you".
"Oh are the meds finally kicking in"?
(Scoffs)"Lick me".
"Ok abby you've had your fun,now if you don't mind i'm gonna go outside and meet with the midgets that im going to be spending the rest of my summer with".
"Are you guys...girlfriends or something"?abby asks in a baby voice.
"Excuse me"?jen asks defensive.
"Say what"?joey asks turning face to face with abby.
"I was just asking because i was starting to get a lesbo vibe from the both of you".
"Maybe she is but i'm not".joey says turning back towards the mirror.
"Oh bite me joey ok,at least i'm not medically frigid".
"What are you getting at"?
"I'm just saying that you probably haven't lost it--and by it i mean your virginity,because you're to scared to do anything,i bet the reason why you held out on dawson so long was because..
"Why did you hold out on beaver cleaver"?abby asked inturrupting.
"Because i--because i...its none of your buisness,i just wasn't ready".
"So you're saying that if you had the chance,you would do it"?abby asked
"No not nessasarily".
"So then you're still that scared little girl you always were right".said abby
(to herself)"Maybe i am".
"And you jen"?
"I really don't care".
"Joey"?
"Neither do i".
Buffy suddenly sees a way to make some extra change over the summer.
"Care to make a wager on this"?she asks walking up to abby.
"Do we girls"?abby asks smiling.
Joey and jen exchange looks and shrugs.
"All right".
lena walks in.
"I hope you brought your pocket book girl".abby says to lena.
lena just looks confused.
