A/N: Sorry about the slow updating, but I will never drop a story, it just may take me a few weeks and *cringe* months to get a chapter out. But another reason for that is I normally write the original copy in Study Hall but I've had a lot of homework and haven't had a chance to write.

Anyways on to the story.

~Jap Words~

Hanyou- Half Demon i.e. Inuyasha

Youkai- Full Demon i.e. Sesshoumaru/Kouga

Ningen- human

Ja- A form of Bye

Oyahou- Good Morning

Sengoku Jidai- Inuyasha's Time

Hai- Yes

Oi- Hey

Houshi- Monk i.e. Miroku

Baka- Idiot

Hiraikotsu- Sango's Weapon

Miko- Priestess i.e Kikyo, Kaede, Kagome

Goshinboku- God Tree, Tree Inuyasha was pinned to

Neko- Cat

Hentai- Pervert, i.e. Miroku

Iie- No

Tama- Jewel

Shikon no Tama- Jewel of four souls

Baba- A rather rude or loose term for an elder, Inu calls Kaede this, it can also

mean "Old hag"

Kawaii- Cute

Osuwari- Sit (dog form)

I think thats all

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'The Things We Do'

"Chapter 14- "On the road…sort of"

By: Kagome-chan5

Beta Reader: Sango-chan8

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~Sango and Miroku~

Later on Sango and Miroku had, by Hitomi's choice, gone together to get more firewood.

"Sango there is something I must tell you while Inuyasha and Kagome-sama aren't around." Miroku said seriously, stopping his slow walk. Sango also stopped and turned to look at Miroku.

"Okay." Sango said. Miroku gulped and Sango noticed a very slight blush on his cheeks. 'Oh God!' Sango thought when Miroku grabbed her hands and silently looked away from her. "H-Houshi-sama!" Sango said, confused by why her playboy monk was avoiding her eyes and blushing.

"Sango, your very important to me." Miroku mumbled and confusion reigned Sango.

"Your important to me also, Houshi-sama." Sango said.

"I like being with you Sango. Even though I ask all those women to bear my children, I long ago choose you." Miroku said, slightly looking up. Sango was trying to process what Miroku was saying, it was making her head spin.

"Sango, I love you." Miroku said honestly, his blush brightening as he meet her eyes.

"Houshi-sama…" Sango looked down at their clasped hands, and tears began flowing from her eyes.

"Sango! Don't cry. Its okay if you don't love me." Miroku pulled his hands from hers.

"Its--Its not that! I'm just happy. I care a lot about you too Houshi-sama. But I cant be falling in love when I don't even know what happened to Kohaku! I refuse to believe he is dead. Even after Naraku has died. He cant be dead! But Kagome-chan found his mask and his shard..he just cant be!" Sango broke into an all out sob and Miroku moved to comfort her.

"I'm sure where ever Kohaku is, he missed you." Miroku said soothingly. Sango shook from tears, burying her face in Miroku's chest.

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~Kagome~

The water had sucked her under! She couldn't survive! So she did the first thing that came to mind.

"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled but the water swallowed her words and filled her lungs, sending her to the ocean bottom. 'I'm going to die..' Kagome thought as her breath slowed. 'Inuyasha..' Kagome thought before the water fully filled her lungs.

Marlane swam above Kagome, her green fish scaled tail guiding her. "Stupid girl…" She muttered and poked Kagome. "Your not dead. Your in a cave..with air in it, your tricking your self." Marlane opened Kagome's eyes and splashed water on her.

Kagome's hands twitched, then her legs. Slowly Kagome woke up.

"God?" Kagome said unsurely sitting up and crossing her arms.

"Not God, but close." Marlane said. "Anyways, before you sic Inuyasha after me, I brought you down here so you'd be human! Don't understand? Okay. Your cursed. In this water no curses are valid. As long as you touching this water, which is Pompi Place Ocean, by the way you'll be human. Once out you're a cat. But it only works in the ocean so don't like carry some water around and touch it. Anyway you were supposed to swim to the surface not fall like a log." Marlane said and grabbed Kagome in both her hands.

"Hold your breath!" Marlane shouted and shot out of the cave at full speed, and darted for the surface. Marlane pushed Kagome up onto the shore, keeping her legs in the water and the waves splashing over her.

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~Inuyasha~

"She's been gone 5 hours 31 minutes and 57..58 seconds!" Inuyasha yelled, the morning sun just beginning to rise. Slowly the sun rose and Inuyasha changed back to hanyou.

"Then go look for her." Bonya said. Sigi adding a 'duh'.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha growled and ran out of the moldy hut. He followed her scent and came to a beach. Her scent went into the water..but it stopped there.

"You must be the boy friend." A sugary-sweet voice said and Inuyasha looked up to see a mermaid laying in the sun.

"Are you talking to me?" Inuyasha asked.

"I am, Kagome's boy friend. She was awful upset over you." Marlane said, glancing at Inuyasha. "She's okay. If that's what your wondering. She's Right up the beach actually." Marlane said and added as an after thought, even though Inuyasha had taken off. "Don't take her from the water." Marlane jumped into the water, following Inuyasha.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha yelled when he saw her, about 20 feet away.

"Puppy?" Kagome said and opened her eyes. "Why am I so cold? Sandy? And wet?" Kagome asked to no one.

"Kagome!" Inuyasha landed on his knees in front of Kagome, pulling her into a hug. "Your okay!" Inuyasha then noticed she was a human. "And..human."

Kagome explained about Marlane. "Yeah, we meet." Inuyasha said and handed Kagome back her half of the Shikon.

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Bonya and Sigi hid behind a tree, talking to the man from Rouge Pixie.

"You did a good job yesterday, now go to Konna, tell him the plan is working. Tell Marlane she did a good job too. If you can get word from Hitomi about how her part of the plan is going." Bonya said the man and her and Sigi flew off to the beach, heading for Kagome and Inuyasha.

"Ready to go? Careful Kagome don't leave the water. Echo and Shamu should be here soon." Sigi said looking over the water.

"Echo and Shamu? What are they a dolphin and a killer whale?" Kagome asked sarcastically.

"Actually, that's exactly what we are!" A gray bottled nose dolphin said from the waves. "Shamu can't get any closer, so I'll take you two." She said, looking at Kagome and Inuyasha. "Out to him." The dolphin swam as close as possible to Inuyasha and Kagome and they waded out to her. "Climb on." Echo said. Kagome got on first, followed by Inuyasha.

"Just follow us Bonya, Sigi." Echo said and took off towards a big floating bump in the water.

"I'd defiantly say this is the weirdest thing I ever been through. That includes falling into a well and crawling out of it 500 years in the past. And then unsealing an arrogant dog boy." Kagome said to Inuyasha.

"You know you thought I was cute! What the hell? Who is writing this?! Its so cheesy. I'd never say cute!" Inuyasha peered at the sky.

Author: *ahem* I can make you say whatever I want Inuyasha, see!

"I'm a weak dog who feel in love with 2 girls! I'm a pathetic lap dog! All girl love me! Miroku is hot! OKAY STOP!" Inuyasha voice worked against his will, the mean author controlling him. Kagome leaned against Echo's fin, laughing her head off.

"Its not funny! That author makes me mushy -_-!" Inuyasha pouted.

"Ah Inuyasha its cute though." Kagome said and leaned against Inuyasha.

"Well she almost made me kiss you!" Inuyasha growled out.

"You didn't want to kiss me?" Kagome leaned away from Inuyasha, expression growing dark.

"OF COURSE I DIDN'T WANT TO not KISS YOU! WHO WOULDn't WANT TO?!" Inuyasha yelled but kept some part so quiet Kagome only heard 'Of course I didn't want to kiss you, who would want to!'

"Inuyasha! Osuwari! Kagome screamed and Inuyasha fell with a splash into the water, the necklace pulling him down…down…

~2 Minutes later~

"Inuyasha!" Kagome yelled from her spot on Shamu's back. "How long can he hold his breath?" Kagome asked silently. "What if he drown?! I killed Inuyasha!! I'm not any better then Kikyou!" Kagome cried, tears rushing down her cheeks.

"Kagome.." Sigi said.

"I killed him! After all he did for me!" Kagome kept on crying and yelled.

"Kagome!" Sigi and Bonya yelled pointing beside her.

"What! I'm mourning--Inuyasha?" Kagome looked beside her to see Inuyasha, soaked and pissed, but alive. "Inuyasha!" Kagome dived at him, pushing them both off Shamu with a splash.

A minute later Inuyasha and Kagome's heads popped up, Inuyasha tightly holding Kagome as he swam towards the laughing Shamu.

Kagome laughed nervously at the soaked hanyou, who growled in return.

A/N: THERE! A chap with fluuuuuufff, Sango and Miroku fluff mostly and a bit of humor with the 'mean author' Please review.

Want to know why you should review?

Cuz yesterday was my 16th b-day, and I got sick! You should give me the present of reviews!

It would be the best present ever.

Next Chapter is called *looks through note book for next chapter* hmm heres a chapter for When Dreams Become Reality one for Love of Life one for my new story Until You…that I haven't posted yet. Another for Love of Life another for Until You…and another started for Love or Life.

AH THAT MEANS I DON'T HAVE THE NEXT CHAPTER STARED! *starts writing it in notebook* Well Ill have to think of a title..maybe Pompi Palace Ocean….I don't know.

Review please

~Kagome-chan5