Disclaimer: Yu-Gi-Oh isn't mine. If it was, I'd be as rich as Seto Kaiba himself. (Well, probably not, but you get the idea…)

Author's Note: As a reviewer asked, Kaiba's Delivery Service is Mokuba's idea. Seto hates it, and thinks his brother could spend his energy better elsewhere. Therefore, he's embarking on an act of tough love in order to deliberately make sure Kaiba's Delivery Service gets as rough a ride as possible.

Summary: Kaiba's Delivery Service… Whatever the damage, we won't deliver your package… so screw me. Just try it. Look, this is the third time you've annoyed me to no end, you stupid 'Pharaoh'. Go away before I have you shot - Kaiba Seto.

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Kaiba's Delivery Service: Third Time

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Kaiba Seto was bored.

Scratch that, Kaiba Seto was angry!

This plan of his to scupper Mokuba's latest enterprise (for the boy's own good, of course) had backfired. Now that even that maniac who claimed to be him in a past life was enjoying the useless service of Kaiba's Delivery Service. He growled at the estimates on his laptop.

You goddamned piece of wretched machinery!

Business was good. Perhaps he shouldn't have threatened to kill all those people if they did not aid his little brother…

And now, he was staring at the one thing that had made his day even cloudier than his own foul mood.

To Kaiba Seto,

Just because I beat you at Duel Monsters does not mean I am entitled to a run down service from your company. I know you hate me, and you can never beat me with those kinds of brittle emotions, but that's beside the point. Three weeks ago, I specifically ordered the delivery of my loyal servant's tablet from Egypt. My traitorous High Priest told me that you could be entrusted with this delivery. How was I to know that he was joking with me whilst attempting to stab me in the back? Literally stab me, I might add!

Anyway, being the big-shot executive that you are, I thought that exporting the thing would be easy work for you. Obviously I was wrong. Get it sorted, Kaiba. I am the Pharaoh, after all. And I shall deliver justice if my tablet isn't here within the next two days.

Pharaoh Atemu.

- Justice is in the name of God.

He glared through narrow eyes at the screen.

That confounded, idiotic, short son of a – !

If Yami, Yugi, Atemu… whatever (like he cared) was a Pharaoh, it was amazing he knew how to use a computer at all. And to have the correct spelling… Justice is in the name of God his ass. Justice was when he said, where he said and how he said! He would get rid of this useless dwarf and take back what was rightfully his.

He hurriedly typed in his answer so he could move onto his black coffee.

Look, this is the third time you've annoyed me to no end, you stupid 'Pharaoh'. Go away before I have you shot.

Kaiba Seto.

Ps. Cut your hair. It looks stupid

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