Ok! Hello! Welcome to chapter 2 of Nightmare Before Madness. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha!! Anyway, if you haven't lost all of your brain power from the last stupid chapter, please try to remember what I told you last time.
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Hello! Welcome to my totally not good Nightmare Before Christmas Fic Thingy.
Don't expect the following:
-a good fanfic
-a understandable story
-sense
-goodness within content
-sane people
-good clean living people
-stuff I can't remember right now
-proper grammer or spelling
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Ok! This part is boring. I don't care if you remember it or not. If you forget, then go backwards and check it out. Now, on with the show. Bum ba ba bum bum buuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuum!
We last left our heroes in the middle of the road.
Sara -(Laying face down in the middle of the road) Jo^2, are you ok?
Jo^2 - (Hanging over branch in a tree) This is Halloween. This is Halloween. Halloween! Halloween! Halloween! Halloween!
Sara - Yeah, you're ok.
Jo^2 - Hell yes, I'm the frickin pumpkin king, but pumpkins don't grow on trees. Now, GET ME DOWN FROM HERE!!!!!
Sara stands up and begins to tug on Jo^2's arm.
Sara - Why don't you just jump down?
Jo^2 - To high up.
Sara - How did you get up there in the first place?
Jo^2 - Climbed.
Sara lets go of Jo^2's arms.
Sara - You idiot. If you don't get down here right now, I'm going to assassinate that one guy you like.
Jo^2 jumps into the air like an acrobat and knocks Sara to the ground and sits on her stomach with her hands around Sara's throat.
Jo^2 - You do and you die.
Sara - Get off me, you psycho bitch crazy person! I don't even know who he is!
Jo^2 releases Sara.
Jo^2 - Nobody lays a hand on Akumu13!
Sara - He's just some guy you met over the internet.
Jo^2 - C'mon Sara, he's my bestest bud! He even invited me over for tea and crumpets.
Sara - No normal teenager serves tea and crumpets. That just screams wrong.
Jo^2 - Where's Frida?
Sara - Frida?
Jo^2 - Yeah! She ran us over. Remember?
Sara - Oh yeah! She's runner up for the title of Psycho Bitch, The Professional!
Jo^2 - Who's in first place?
Sara - You! No duh!
Jo^2 - Well, runner up or not, I'm gonna make her pay. Sara, hand me a fish!
Sara pulls out a big bag like a golf caddy except the bag is full of fish.
Sara - May I suggest the Sea Bass?
Jo^2 - No. Hand me ..... Old Beanie! (Gasp)
Sara - Old Beanie? Are you sure?
Jo^2 - Yes. I'm sure.
Note - Old Beanie is a five foot catfish that Jo^2 caught when she was only ten.
Double Note - Sara and Jo^2 are 14 years old.
Triple Note - So is Frida.
Back to the first note - It took her five years to catch that fish and only uses it when she's really pissed off.
Sara - Man, you must be really pissed off.
Jo^2 - Anyone who tries to kill me in an automobile deserves to die!
Sara - Die?
Jo^2 - I mean ... uh ... deserves to be hit stupid. That's right ... hit stupid.
Jo^2 grabs Old Beanie and heads toward the truck that crashed into a tree. Jo^2 prepares her fish, but finds no one in the driver's seat. Frida is gone.
Jo^2 - Frida's gone!
Sara - What?
Jo^2 - I SAID "FRIDA IS GONE"!!!
Sara - (covering her ears) I heard what you said. I said "what" to emphasize my surprise. Where do you think she went?
Jo^2 - I think she ran into those mysterious woods that suddenly appeared out of nowhere. Let's go get her! I'm ready to hit her in the ... uh ... heady. He he.
Before Sara can object, Jo^2 runs off into the woods with Old Beanie by her side. Sara can only run after her. Before long, Jo^2 and Sara are dead lost.
Sara - Jo^2, we're dead lost.
Jo^2 - No we are not. We just don't know where we're going or which way back to the road.
Sara - Oh no. We couldn't possibly be lost. Oh! How could I ever have doubted you?
Jo^2 - You know, if I weren't crazy, I'd think you were being sarcastic.
Sara - 1.) You are crazy, insane, and you're head is filled with whipped cream.
Jo^2 - Mmmmmmmmmmm ..... whipped cream.
Sara - 2.) I was being sarcastic!
Jo^2 - Gasp
Sara - 3.) You don't deserve the title of Psycho Bitch, The Professional!
Jo^2 - Ok! That's it!
Jo^2 lunges at Sara with Old Beanie and attempts to whack her stupid. They tumble all over the place until they accidentally go over a hole and Jo^2 is hanging over the edge.
Jo^2 - Aaaaaaaaaah! Sara, help me! This hole looks deep! I can't see Old Beanie .... which I dropped.
Sara - Take my hand.
Sara leans down to reach Jo^2, but just as she's in reaching distance, the ground beneath her collapses into the hole and our heroines plummet down into the darkness. Are our heroines doomed? Will they be killed on impact? Will their families be able to afford funeral charges? Find out ..................... right now.
Sara and Jo^2 crash into hard dirt. Not the soft kind! The hard kind.
Sara - Ouch. I can't feel my head. Jo^2!
Jo^2 - Halloween is this! Halloween is this! Halloween! Halloween! Hallowheeeeeeeeeee!
Sara - Oh my.
Jo^2 is bent over backwards on a grave stone.
Jo^2 - Funny, I feel.
Sara - Oh crap! She has Yoda syndrome!
Jo^2 - Cracked, my spine is.
Sara - Jo^2, snap out of it!
Jo^2 - Mention snap, you must not.
Sara gets to her feet and pulls Jo^2 off the grave stone. They ARE in a grave yard. Jo^2 is still bent over.
Jo^2 - Re-align my spine, you must.
Sara unbends Jo^2 with a sickening crack. Cool!
Sara - How's that?
Jo^2 - (In and English accent) Why Sara, that feels oh so much better. I propose we motion away from this spot so we may figure out our location. Shall we?
Sara slaps Jo^2 hard across the face.
Jo^2 - Thank you! That proper crap was driving me nuts.
Sara - You and me both.
Jo^2 - What is our location, Captain?
Sara - No idea, Mr. Spock.
Sara and Jo^2 find themselves in a huge grave yard. (Duh!) Everything is dark and creepy and there appears to be a curly hill not to far from them. Our heroines' clothing appears to have changed. Some how.
Sara - We're dressed, like, differently.
Jo^2 - Dude, we're like cool lookin and junk.
Ok! I don't feel like describing the costumes. So, could you guys do it?
Sara - Sure.
Jo^2 - No problem.
Sara - I'm wearing a black tank top that shows a skeleton head with black capris. Around my waist is a stylish pink belt with several chains on it. I wear a top hat. Go figure. And I'm wearing black high heeled boots that has pink tape wrapped around it.
Jo^2 - I'm wearing a black vest with pink arm bands. I wear black shorts. I have green and red arm warmers and I have black army boots. My vest extends in the back like a gentlemen's fancy formal coat and I'm wearing a black fedora. Pishaw!
Sara - Well, that was boring. Let's go find out where we are.
Jo^2 - Ok. Oh! I almost forgot! I have red and green knee socks.
Sara - Shut up and listen.
Sure enough, a sweet singing voice sounds over by the curly hill thingy.
Jo^2 - I know that hill! We're in Halloween Town and if I'm not mistaken, that voice is Jack!
Sara - Sparrow?
Jo^2 - No.
Sara - Dawson (from Titanic.)?
Jo^2 - No!
Sara - Frost?
Jo^2 - No! Skellington, you simpleton!
Sara - Dude, my one true love! I'm coming, Jack!!
Jo^2 - Oh God!
God - Yes, what do you want?
Jo^2 - Oh sorry! Just an expression. I'm really sorry!
God - No problem. Bye!
Jo^2 - Sara, come back here.
Jo^2 chases Sara up the hill as Sara begins to sneak up on Jack.
Jack (unaware of the two maniacs behind him) - Oh Zero, What are we going to do? Halloween Town is doomed.
Jo^2 (her turn to be stupid, not that she hasn't been) - Nooooooooooooooooooooo!
Jack turns around to see our two heroines. Sara simply stares at him in awe while Jo^2 stares at him in fear.
Jack - Who are you people?
Sara - Well, we're people like you just said.
Jo^2 - What do you mean Halloween Town is doomed?!
YAWN. Well kiddies, this is where chapter 2 ends. For real this time. Tune in next time for whatever reason. Please, leave a review. It helps so many of us. For every review you send, we receive $1 towards the cure for Jo^2's sickness.
Sara - What's wrong with her?
She has (sniff) Yoda Syndrome!
Jo^2 - Review, you must leave. Or else ....
Sara - Or else what? You can't threaten the audience!
Jo^2 - Or else Sara's ass I shall kick
Sara - He He Send in those reviews, folks. Heh heh heh ... PLEASE!
Well, we had some great fun ..... sigh ..... Now get out of here before I change my mind! He he. Goodbye, Piggies ... whoops.... I mean Kiddies. He he.
Jo^2 and Sara stare in question.
Bye bye!