Hello, yet again. Jumping Jahosaphat Yee Ha! I made 4 freakin dollars off of the Yoda Syndrome support thingy. Thanks a lot. Now, I can go buy some gum! Woohoo.
Sara - Hey! What about Jo^2?
Jo^2 - Yoda Syndrome, I still have.
Sara, just whack her a few times. She'll come out of it. Gum! Gum! Gonna get me some gum!
Sara - You heard the author.
Jo^2 - Hit me, you must not.
Sara - Oh yeah? How are you gonna stop me?
Jo^2 - Use the force I will.
Jo^2 puts out her hand and Sara lifts into the air and starts to spin really really really fast.
Sara - Whoa! Stop it. I'm getting dizzy!
Jo^2 - Teach you, this will.
Sara - I'm gonna puke!
Ok! Before things get nasty, let's return to our story. I'm not explaining anything. You're somewhat smart people. You figure it out!!
Jo^2 - What do you mean Halloween Town is doomed?!
Jack - I heard you the first time.
Jo^2 - Oh! Well,....
Jack - I'm not telling you anything until you tell me who you are!
Sara - (stares dreamily into Jack's eye sockets) Well Jack, my name is Sara, but you can call me anytime.
Jo^2 - Anytime, quit buggin Jack. My name's Jo^2.
Jack - Interesting nickname. What's your real name?
Jo^2 - Uh .... Jo^2
Jack - Wha??
Sara - (whispers to Jack) Her mother is obsessed with mathematics.
Jack - Oh.
Jo^2 - Now, what the Hell is wrong with Halloween Town?
Jack - Wait a minute! How did you two wackos know my name in the first place?
Sara - We've watched Nightmare Before Christmas precisely 1,263 times.
Jo^2 - 1,264.
Jack - Oh! Our documentary.
Sara and Jo^2 - Guh?
Jack - Yes, I remember. Several years ago, some guy name Tim Burton came to Halloween Town and asked us if he could do a historical documentary of the Oogie Boogy/ Christmas Take Over in 1983. It took years to film, but it ended well and got history down exactly. What do you think of it?
Sara and Jo^2 - .... Uh.
Jack - But that's not important right now. Halloween Town is in terrible danger. Someone is stealing dead bodies from our grave yards.
Sara - So?
Jo^2 - Sara, Halloween Town gets its almighty Halloweeny power from its corpses. Without them, Halloween Town can't cross over to our world to scare the crap out of people.
Sara - How do you know so damn much about Halloween Town?
Jo^2 - I don't know.
Jack - How did you guys get here, anyway?
Jo^2 and Sara - Fell down a hole.
Jack - Maybe I should take you to Professor Finkelstein. He might be able to help, somehow.
Jo^2 - So, he'll be able to save Halloween Town?
Jack - I meant with your mental illness, but we could ask if he could help out the town.
Jack makes his way down the hill and our heroines follow.
Jo^2 - Dude, this is so cool. We get to go to Halloween Town. The most Halloweeny place on Earth.
Sara - Sure.
Jack and the two maniacs enter through the town gates to find ghouls and ghost and goblins rushing about with their daily businesses. Someone finally notices the two living people.
Mummy Kid - Like Dude, it's a couple of fleshies. Alright!
Sara - Who you callin flashies, Bandage Boy?!
Wolfman - Jack, I'll pay ya five bucks for the one with the attitude.
Sara - Hey wait a minute! .... I may not be the greatest sales person in the world, but I am sure as Hell that I'm worth more than five fricken dollars.
Dead Lady - Hey, watch your language!
Sara - You watch it!
Mummy Kid - Do you want a piece of me?!
Sara - Hell no! Who would want a piece of corpse trash?!
Jo^2 - (whispers to Jack) Are you gonna stop this anytime soon?
Jack - But it's getting good.
Jo^2 - Sara, c'mon!
Sara - Oh! But I wanna maul!
Jo^2 - You can maul dead guys later. We have to go see Finkelstein!
Sara - Fine
Jack, Jo^2, and Sara finally make there way to Finkelstein's laboratory.
Ok! From now on, Dr. Finkelstein's name shall be Fink. So there!
Jack - (knocks on door really really hard) Hello! Is anyone home?!
Voice from inside - No!
Jo^2 - Now, what do we do?
Sara - Jo^2, you idiot! Step aside, Jack!
Jack steps aside and Sara approaches the door. Dude, I just used a really cool long word. APPROACHED!! Tra la la!
Sara - Fink, we know you're in there! Let us in!
Fink - Not my the hair on my chinny chin chin!
Jo^2 - Dude, Fink grew a beard!
Sara - C'mon! Please! We may be able to help you with the corpse crisis!
Jo^2 - (whispers to Sara) I don't think you wanted to say it like that.
Sara - I mean return them! Return them!!
Jo^2 - We'll give you some gum!
Hey! It's my gum!
Jo^2 - Sorry, narrator person, but it's you or Halloween Town!
The door to Fink's laboratory opens and a weird lookin guy in a wheel chair comes out. You know who I mean.
Dr. Fink - Juicy Fruit?
Jo^2 - Yep.
Sob.
Dr. Fink - Alright then. Follow me.
Jo^2 gives Fink MY gum and our heroines and Jack follow him deep into the ....uh..... whatever... of his lab.
Jo^2 - Where's Sally?
Sara - GLARE!!!
Fink - She's in her room. I'll call her down.
Jack leaps for joy!
Fink - SALLY!!! GET DOWN HERE! YOU"VE GOT VISITORS! SALLY! GET YOUR SYNTHETIC ASS DOWN HERE!!!
Sally finally enters the lab.
Sally - Oh Jack! ~huff~ I was ~huff~ just ~huff~ thinking about~huff~ you.
Sally finally regains her breath.
Sally - Who are your friends?
Jo^2 - I hate these stupid introductions! Can't you just read the script where it says who is speaking.
Sally - Nope.
Jo^2 - Oh fine! I'm Jo^2!
Sara - (glares at Sally) I'm Sara.
Fink - Jo^2? Sara?
Sara - Do we know you besides from our 1, 263 times of watching you on the tv?
Jo^2 - 1, 264.
Fink - Well, yes. I guess I ....
Sally - Go on.
Fink - It was some sort of experiment, but that's not important.
Sara - Oh yes it is!
Jo^2 - Finkie, you've got some explaining to do!
Fink - Waaaaaaaaaaaah!
Jack - Spill it!
Fink - Oh alright! Several decades ago, I decided to do an experiment with the human world. I would wait until someone died and then try to bring them back to life. Well, it turns out that these two girls died in a whipped cream and pineapple accident. So, I used them. It was success at first sight. I brought them back to life and sent them to the human world. I knew I could call them if I ever needed them. But I called Jo^2 a few months ago. Why didn't you come to me then?
Jo^2 - "The Simpsons" was on!
Sara - You mean to tell me that you KNEW about this!
Jo^2 - I had an inkling.
Sara - Great! We're zombies!
Fink - No ... Well. .. Yeah, basically you are.
Sara - Ah crud!
Jo^2 - It's not that bad! Build a bridge and get over it.
Sara - Only if Jack marries me! (Holds onto to one of Jack's arms.)
Sally - He's already engaged to me! (Grabs onto his other arm.)
Sally and Sara start playing tug a war with Jack.
Jo^2 - May I?
Fink - Of course.
Jo^2 grabs a tranquilizer gun and shoots Sally and Sara in the neck. Sally and Sara fall to the ground dead .... I mean asleep!
Jo^2 - How long will it be before they wake up?
Fink - A few hours.
Jo^2 - Oh .....
Fink - sigh
Jo^2 - wanna play Go Fish?
Fink - Alright.
Fink deals out the cards.
Fink - Got any sevens?
Jo^2 - Go FREAKIN fish!
Fink - Crap!
Jo^2 - Got any Queens?
Fink - Here!
Jo^2 - Boo yah!!
Will Sara and Sally wake up in time to save the corpses? Is Halloween Town doomed forever? Will Jo^2 win her game of Go Fish against Fink? Tune in next week for another episode of ...
Jo^2 - Shhhhhhhhhh! I'm trying to concentrate! Got any kings?
Fink - Go fish.
Sorry. (Whispers) See ya later kiddies. Don't forget to leave a review on your way out. Remember, every review you send in gets us $1 closer to Jo^2's cure.
Jo^2 - But I don't have Yoda Syndrome anymore.
Author bashes Jo^2 in the back of the head.
Jo^2 - Yoda Syndrome, I have now.
Fink - Got any twos?
Jo^2 - Freakin fish, you must go now. Any Jacks, have you?
Fink - Here! Harumph.
Jo^2 - Happy, I am! Boo yah!
Um .... ok .... See you all later. Have a nice trip. Hasta whatever! See you some other time. Bye bye! See ya! Bye! ............................................................. Are you still here?! I told you to scram!
Anonymous Fan - (Whispers into Author's ear)
No! We are not serving free booze!
Anonymous Fan - Oh crud.
A big group of people leave.
See you later. Bye bye!!