You like me! You really like me! ...... Wait a minute! No, you don't! Those aren't roses! They're .......... tomatoes. Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Anyway, I hate tomatoes! So instead of throwing them at me, eat them. Enjoy their squishy tomatoey goodness. .........................
I'm sorry. I didn't mean to offend any tomato lovers out there. Tomatoes ..... good. The soup is good! WHOOSH!!
Anyway, thank you for all the lovely reviews! Cool!! I used a new word! LOVELY. He he. Keep sending them in. I love hearing from people. Where were you guys when I was in the school play? I think I was the best damn tree there ever was! But no I was distracting the main characters. I was making a scene. I set the bloody school on fire. I told them that I ACCIDENTLY dropped that match. How was I supposed to know that we weren't using REAL fire in the play?
Well enough about me. I got SEVEN dollars now! Woo hoo!! SEVEN whole buckaroonies. I'm gonna buy some ice cream. Mmmmmmmmm ........... ice cream!
Sara - Hey!
Didn't we go over this, Sara?
Sara - Oh yeah!
Jo^2 - Whack me, you must not!
Sara - I'm not going to whack you!
Jo^2 - Trust you, I do not. Step back, you must.
Sara - Fine fine! I'll take a few steps back.
Sara steps back seven steps.
Sara - Author.
Ok.
WHACK! I hit Jo^2.
Jo^2 - Ouch Kabbibles!
He he! Well, on with the show!!! Whoosh!
We last left our people in Finkie's lab.
Sara - (moan) What happened?
Jo^2 - All right! Your turn, Finkie!
Sally - What's going on?
Sally and Sara have just woken up from the tranquilizer dart stuff.
Jack - They've been playing for hours! Make it stop! Make it stop!
Sara - Jo^2?
Jo^2 - First, Finkie and I played Go Fish and I won, but then he challenged me over and over. He's so competitive! We're playing kareoke, now!
Fink - (singing) My milk shake brings all the boys to the yard and their life is better than yours! Damn right, it's better than yours! I could teach you, but I have to charge.
Jack - MAKE IT STOP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Sara - We don't have time for this!
Jo^2 - Sara's right, Finkie.
Fink - Are you quitting? Cause that means I win.
Jo^2 - Hell no.
Sara - Jo^2!
Jo^2 - C'mon Sara! One song. PLEASE!!!!!
Sara - Oh fine!
Jo^2 - Ok! My turn.
Fink - Pick your song!
Jo^2 - Ok. Let's see. ........ Hmmmm ........
Fink - Hurry up!
Jo^2 - Ok! Here we go.
Jo^2 pushes the button for the song to play.
Jo^2 - (singing ..... uh) They're coming to take me away! Ha ha. They're coming to take me away. Ho ho he he ha ha. To the funny farm where life is beautiful all the time and I'll be happy to see those nice young men in their clean white coats and they're coming to take me away! Ha ha! (If you don't know this song, find it and enjoy it's oddness. Mmmmmmm ...... oddness)
Sara - Ok. That's it! Jo^2 wins.
Fink - C'mon. 6 out of 11!
Everyone else - No!
Sara - So, how do we get back the corpses?
Jo^2 - We find out who stole them.
Jack - Well duh. But we don't know who that is.
Jo^2 - Yes huh!
Sally - You know who stole them?
Jo^2 - Yep.
Sara - Why didn't you say so before?
Jo^2 - You never asked.
Sara - I hate you.
Jo^2 - You're my best friend too.
Fink - So, who took them?
Jo^2 - Oogie Boogie.
Everyone - GASP!
Jack - But he's dead. I should know. I killed him.
Jo^2 - Well, I saw him!
Fink - Maybe you should go over to Oogie's place and investigate.
Jack - Nah! You think?
Fink - Don't act smart with me! You stupid bone head!
Jack - Who you callin bone bag, Duck man?!
Sara - Duck man?
Jack - Don't tell me he doesn't look like a duck!
Sara - Oh yeah! Now, I see it.
Sally - How do you mean?
Sara - Turn your head slightly and imagine him yellow and his lips orange.
Sally - Whoa! You're right.
Jo^2 - That's what I've been trying to tell you!
Sara - No, you haven't!
Jo^2 - Yeah, but it was funny, though.
Fink - Enough!! We're wasting time!
Jo^2 - Duck man's right. Time to pay Oogie a visit.
Fink - I'm not Duck man! And let me call Ax, first.
Everyone - Ax?
Fink - Oh! She's the third experiment.
Sara - So, she's like Jo^2 and me?
Fink - Yep.
Jo^2 - Tell her to meet us there! We're leaving.
Fink - Fine. Stupid unappreciative brat.
Jo^2 - What was that, Finkie?
Fink - Nothing.
Jo^2 - Lead the way, Jack!
Jack - Ok.
Our heroines, Jack, and Sally make their way to Oogies house, but have to make a pit stop at the curly hill.
Jo^2 - You should have gone before we left!
Sally - I didn't have to go then!
Jo^2 - I swear! Does anybody else have to go? We're not stopping again!
Everybody - NO!
Sally - Hey! Where's Sara?
Jack - She was trying to pull my arm off a second ago.
Jo^2 - Where could she have gone off to?
Sara (from a distance) - Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jo^2 - What the Hell?
The group finds Sara walking up and down the hill.
Sara - Hill goes up. Hill goes down. Hill goes up. Hill goes down. Wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Jack -Sara! We don't have time for this. Jo^2 says we have to get moving.
Jo^2 - Hey! That looks like fun.
Jo^2 joins Sara.
Both Jo^2 and Sara - Hill goes up. Hill goes down. Hill goes up. Hill goes down.
Sally - SIGH. Stupid idiot people.
Sara - Synthetic jack ass lady!
Sally - Why you!
Jack - Calm down, Sally.
Sally - Don't you tell me when to calm down, you cement filled skull!
Jack - SIGH We're not even married yet and we're fighting.
Sally - Oh, honey! Our first fight.
Sally and Jack kiss.
Jo^2 - Ok. I'm getting sick. This isn't a love fest people. We're still missing corpses.
Suddenly, the hill flings Jo^2 and Sara into the air and they fall to the ground.
Sara - Well, that wasn't very nice. Jo^2, are you ok?
Jo^2 is bent over backwards over a tombstone like before.
Jo^2 - Old, this is getting.
Sara - Oh God!
GOD - Now what?!
Sara - Whoops! Sorry! Really sorry! Just an expression!
GOD - Don't ever use that expression again.
Sara - I'm so sorry. It will never happen again.
GOD - Good.
Sara helps Jo^2 get up off of the tombstone.
Jack - What's wrong with her?
Sara - Yoda syndrome. SIGH Hand me a rock.
After a few painful moments, Jo^2 is back to normal!
Jo^2 - I can't feel my brain.
Sara - Like you ever could. What was up with the hill?
Jo^2 - I don't know.
Jo^2 stands on top of the hill again.
Jo^2 - Stupid hill!
The hill, yet again, flings Jo^2 into the air.
Sara - Not again.
But this time Jo^2 lands on the ground and nearly misses a tombstone!
Sara - Yay!
Sally - Children, stop messing around with the hill! We've got work to do!
Sara - One minute.
Sara makes her way to the top of the hill.
Sara - (singing to the tune of The Sound of Music) This hill is possessed by demonic forces!
Mysterious voice - La la la laaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Sara - Oh my Go .......
GOD - Eh hem!
Sara - GOSH. Not GOD. Gosh! He he.
Well kiddies, I'm stopping here. C'mon! You know I had to leave you with a cliff hanger somewhere. He he he Please don't hurt me! (Cowers)
Jo^2 - Oh! Quit being such a wimp.
Jo^2, you're mean!
Jo^2 - I am! Thank you!
Sara - Who's the mystery person?
You'll just have to wait and see.
Sara - Is it your English teacher? We'll call him Mr. W for now.
No!
Sara - It is, isn't it?
No!
Jo^2 - It is.
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! Stop it! It's not him, ok! He doesn't belong here! He would kill me! I SUCK at grammar! He would kill me if he ever read this!
Jo^2 and Sara - Behind you.
(I turn around to find Mr. W who had been reading all along.) Oh. .... um ..... Hi, Mr. W. He he
Jo^2 - Now, your going to get it.
Mr. W - I need to talk to you, Squirrel Girl (Every girl who enters his class room is called that).
GULP. Uh. Well, I better go. He he he he he. Save me! Please, save me! Don't let him spear me!
Mr. W - That's not proper grammar! You die, now!
Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Bye bye!!
Mr. W - Bye bye! Don't forget to study your grammar every day ........ or else. Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!