Hello, yet again.

Sara - I can't believe you people are still here!

Axe - Are you nuts?!

Jo^2 - No, they're just brainwashed.

Anyway, we must thank you for sticking with us for so very long. We have gotten so many good reviews! We thank you all!

Sara - Yeah! The reviews have made us so much money!

Axe - $31? That's not very much. I mean compared to Bill Gates, that's pittance.

Jo^2 - (menacingly) Pittance?

Axe - Whoops! I mean uh... uh ... chump change. That's it! Chump change! No smart words for me! Heh heh.

Jo^2 - Very good! Mr.W, put that in your chopamatic and chop it.

Mr.W - When did you get so mouthy?

Jo^2 - Ever since the author gave me this big old bottle of pep pills! WHOOSH!!!

Mr.W - Author, those are jelly beans.

Shhh. They don't know that.

Jo^2 - Hey! I got one that taste like strawberry!

Axe - Let me try! (Takes a pill) Mmm Blueberry

Sara - Gimme one (takes one) Taste like red wine ~ hicup~

Oh my!

Mr.W - It seems that those "pep pills" are doing their job.

Oy vay. Let's just go to the story before this gets any worse.

Sara - Look! Deathsyne flavor!

Our heros are making their way towards the forest.

Axe - Sara, is Jo^2 cured yet?!

Sara - No!

Sara continues to bash Jo^2's head in with a rock.

BANG

Jo^2 - Ouch, I feel.

BANG

Jo^2 - Ouch, I feel.

BANG

Jo^2 - Ouch, I feel.

BANG

Jo^2 - Stop, this must!

Sara - No, we need you cured. Anyway, this is kind of fun.

Jack - Why is Katie following us?

Fink - How should I know?! Stupid gravestone!

Suddenly Fink is hit in the back of the head ...... by Katie.

Fink - Ouch!

Sally - What did you do that for?

Katie - I have excellent hearing!

Jack - Why are you following us?

Katie gives Jack a look that says "Jack, you are so clueless. Hmm Did I pick up milk from the store yesterday? Oh crap! I forgot. Oh well. I'll just have to pick up some today."

Fink - Why would a gravestone need milk?

Katie - Hey! Stop reading the explanation of my somewhat glaring look.

Axe - Whatever. How's it going, Sara?

Sara - Just peachy!

BANG

Jo^2 - I, ouch, feel!

BANG

Jo^2 - I, ouch, feel!

Sara - Half way there!

Jack - That's good. ....... Oh my.

Our heros have arrived at the path into the woods where Tuluse and the sleeping Argentinian are at.

Sally - Oh great!

Tuluse - Hewwo again. I say. Why arw you banging that child's head in wif a bwick?

Sara - Because BANG she BANG has BANG Yo BANG da BANG syn BANG drome BANG!

Tuluse - No she doesn't.

Sara - Guh?

Jo^2 - Hello, my name is Jo and I work in a button factory. I got a husband and a dog and a family.

Sara - Oh crap! She's singing the song.

Jo^2 - One day my boss came up to me. And he said hey Jo are you busy? I said no. Push this button with your right hand. Hello, my name is Jo.

Tulus -How iwonic.

Jack - What?

Tuluse - That's the answer to my widdle.

Everyone - What?

Tuluse - I wemember, now. The widdle was "what song is about buttons and is hardly known by anyone?" You are fwee to pass.

The Argentinian wakes up, yawns, and moves over. Then falls asleep again. The path is clear.

Everyone - Blank stare.

Jo^2 - ...... One day my boss came up to me and he said SMACK

Sara smacked Jo^2 in the back of the head.

Jo^2 - Sorry.

Jo^2 joins the blank stare.

Tuluse - I said you are fwee to pass.

Fink - We know. We're letting this all sink in and NOW!

Sara throws her brick at Tuluse and knocks him out. She grabs all his Deathsyne and runs down the path.

Sara - Run! Before he wakes up!

Our heros quickly runs down the path.

Jo^2 - Woo Hoo! We did it! Way to go, Sara! You knocked him out good!

Sara - Yeah and I got all his Deathsyne ~ hicup~

Katie - You didn't need to knock him out.

Sara - But I was doing something good. I got him out of the way.

Katie - But he was letting us pass and

Sara - (interrupting) I SAID I GOT HIM OUT OF THE WAY!

Katie - Fine

Sally - Isn't this exciting? We're finally making progress.

Jo^2 - Sure sure. (Pops a "pep pill" into her mouth)

Jack - Where did you get those?

Jo^2 - Found them. Mmm creme soda. Good pep pills.

Sally - But those are jelly beans.

Jo^2 - They are? (Looks at the label on the bottle to find the words "Jelly Belly")

Jo^2 - They ARE!

Sara - My life is a lie!! ...... Yet again.

Axe - Figures. She's been on sugar rush.

Fink - So, technically they've been doing their job.

Jo^2 - Yeah basically. (Takes a handful of pills and sticks it in her mouth)

Jack - Uh oh.

Sally - That's eerie.

Axe - Wait! Do you hear something?

Everything goes silent and a faint chanting can be heard.

High Pitched voices - Hiyo Miyay Cosa Brish We All Hail The Magic Fish.

Fink - Magic fish?

Axe - Let's check it out.

Suddenly Scooby Doo music comes on.

Sally - Where is that coming from?

Sara - I don't know, but just for heck of it ...... I'M DAPHNE!

Sally - I wanted to be Daphne!

Sara - Tough noogies. You'll have to settle for Scooby. That's who your best suited for. Tee hee.

Jo^2 - Rats reen raken.

Axe - Jinkies. Oh crap!

Fink - Like they never like said crap on Scooby Doo man.

Jack - I guess I'm Fred.

Sally - No fair. Who do I get to be?

Sara - You can be Scrappy.

Sally - Scrappy?

Jack - Yeah. He was Scooby's nephew. Now, who's clueless?

Sally - Hey! That had to do with current events.

Jo^2 - Reddy rersus Rason ris rurrent revents?

Sally - Yes. Stop talking in Scooby talk and speak normally for the audience.

Audience - Confused.

Jo^2 - (spits out Scooby voice box) Ok. Freddy versus Jason is current events?

Sally - Yes (sighs dreamily)

Axe - Jinkies.

Sally - Jason .... (dreamy look on face)

Jack - Sally!

Sally - Whoops! I'm back.

Fink - You better be, man. You two are like engaged.

Sara - Curse it!

Fink - I like don't want any cheating man.

Axe - We're wasting time. Let's go invetigate!

With the Scooby music playing, our heros make their way towards the chanting. They duck behind a bush as the chanting continues right on the other side of the bush.

Fink - Like whatever's going is happening right behind this bush.

Axe - Let's nip this mystery in the butt!

Sara - Ok.

Sara moves a section of the bush out of the way to reveal a very odd scene.

Axe - Jinkies.

Fink - Like, man!

Jack - Good grief.

Sally - That's Charlie Brown.

Jack - Well, excuuuuse me! Fred really doesn't say any catch phrase sort of thing.

Audience - What's going on?

Jo^2 - You weren't paying attention?

Audience - We had to get refills on popcorn and soda. We also had to go to the bathroom.

Sara - Hey! I want some popcorn!

Sara takes a bag of popcorn from the audience.

Audience Member - Hey I paid for that!

Sara - No you didn't. (Takes a big mouthful of popcorn)

Audience - Yeah. You're right. ..... So, what's with the scene?

Sara - Don't know because SOMEBODY hasn't explained what it is, yet!

Axe - Author!

Zzzzzzzzzzzz

Everybody - AUTHOR!!!!

MITTENS! Whoa! What? Oh man! I'm sorry. I was having a nightmare.

Jo^2 - About mittens?

No! Where did you get a thing like that?

Jo^2 - You'd be surprised.

Sara - So, how are you?

I'm good.

Sara - Well, that's great. Now, if it isn't too much trouble, could you please TELL US WHAT IS UP WITH ALL THE FRIGGIN CHANTING!!!

Alright alright! Sheesh! Ok. As our heros look on, they see a group of squirrels bowing towards a fish propped up on a golden throne.

Jack - Whoa.

Sally - Odd.

Fink - Like tripped out!

Axe - Jinkies.

Sara - Bwah?

Jo^2 - Old Beanie?!

Everyone turns to Jo^2.

Well folks, I will leave you now ..... ON ANOTHER CLIFFHANGER! Mwa ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Audience - Miss Mean!

Bwa ha ha ha ha! Your pain brings me such joy. Tee hee.

Axe - Author, why are you so cruel.

You're right. I need to be a little nicer. I baked cookies!

Jo^2 - Ok. Way too nice.

Sara - Let's tone down the niceness!

Fine. I'll be both. I hate everything.

Jo^2 - Why?

Wait, no! I love everything!

Axe - Grr. Make it stop.

Jo^2 - Well, the author's going nuts. So, we'll have to go out by ouselves.

Axe - This won't end well.

Sara - Ok. Let's do it.

Jo^2, Sara, and Axe - Here we go. One, Two Three.

SILENCE....

Jo^2 - ...............

Axe - ...........?

Sara - ................!!!!!!!!

Oh great! They put it on mute. ....... YAY!

All three - ................!!!!!!!!

Fine fine. I'll get you out of this mess............. Or maybe I don't want to.

All three - ............?

Author 1 - Are you sure you want to do that?

Author 2 - But they're our friends.

Author 1 - No, they're all against you.

Sara holds up a sign.

Sara's sign - Golem thingy from Lord of the Rings.

Jo^2 holds up a sign.

Jo^2's sign - Green Goblin thingy from Spiderman.

Axe holds up a sign.

Axe's sign - Stupid split personalities!

Author 2 - Are not!

Author 1 - Are so!

Author 2 - Are not!

Author 1 - Are so!

Author 2 - Are not!

Author 1 - Are so!

Jo^2, Axe, and Sara hold up a sign.

The sign - Goodbye!

Author 1 - See ya.

Author 2 - Cheerio!