Well Kiddies, here it is! Chapter 11!

Sara - Aaaah! This stupid story just keeps on going!

Axe - Yep! It's like the energizer bunny. It keeps on going and going and going and going and ...

Sara - Shut up!

Jo2 - Ooooooooooooooooooooooh!

Sara - Oh crap! She's gonna sing!

Jo2 - (to the theme of Lambchop "This Is The Song That Never Ends") This is the fic that never ends! Yes, it goes on and on my friend!

Creator, yes. Friend, no!

Jo2 - Fine! Be that way! I still have Sara and Axe!

Axe and Sara - Um ...

Jo2 - You mean? ...

Axe and Sara nod their heads.

Jo2 - Oh my.

What?! What is it?! TELL ME!

Jo2 - They say that your so moody is because of your split personality problem.

Oh yeah!

Axe- Anyway, we should continue the story.

Author 1 - Yeah. The audience is waiting. Ok! We last left our heroes behind a bush, spying on a bunch of squirrels.

Author 2 - No! They were on a boat and were being stalked by some nut in a speed boat.

Author 1 - Where'd you get that crazy idea?!

Author 2 - Crazy idea?! It's the truth!

Author 1 - No, it's not!

Author 2 - Yes, it is!

Author 1 - No, it's not!

Author 2 - Yes, it is!

Author 1 - No, it's not!

Author 2 - Yes, it is!

Sara - Both of you just SHUT UP!!!

Both Authors - Sorry.

Axe - I think it's time we solved this puzzle once and for all.

Temporary Stand in Narrator - Who is the real author? Is it Author 1,

Author 1 - Yes!

Temporary Stand in Narrator - Author 2,

Author 2 - YES!

Temporary Stand in Narrator - Jo2,

Jo2 - Huh?

Temporary Stand in Narrator - Or Mr. W?

Mr. W - No. It most certainly is not!!! How dare you even accuse me of such wrongdoing!

Everyone blankly stares at Mr. W and then turns back to the Authors.

Sara - Well, I know how we can solve this.

Sara pulls out a shot gun and starts aiming at the two authors.

Sara - So, who's it going to be?

Both authors pointing to each other - HER!

Axe - Wait! What if you shoot the real author?!

Sara - What about it?

Axe - Um ...

Jo2 - We'll do this the old fashioned way! Rock, paper, scissors!

Sara - Ok! Rock, Paper, Scissors, Shoot

Author 1 - Rock

Author 2 - Rock

Sara - Paper

Jo2 - Sara, why did you play?!

Sara - Who cares? I win! So, I get to shoot them both!

Sara aims and shoots both authors in the head. So, ... they're pretty much dead. I want a piece bread. Before I go to bed. My momma once said. My brain was made of lead! YO!

Jo2 - Ok ... Let's make sure to never let these people rap ever again.

Mr. W - Well, that was brilliant!

Sara - Yeah! I knew it would work.

Mr. W - You shot both of the authors!

Sara - yeah!

Mr. W - Now, we don't have an author.

Sara - What do you mean?

Mr. W - Both authors are dead!

Sara - Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo! It's not true! Oh my ... um... meh!

Jo2 - How could you, Mr. W?! What did they ever do to you?!

Mr. W - They put me in this stupid story with you squirrels!

Jo2 - Besides that!

Mr. W - That's not the point! Sara's the one who shot them!

Sara - Oh yeah! I did, didn't I? Ha ha!

Mr. W - No "ha ha"!

Axe - Well, we can't tell the story without an author.

Hi guys!

Axe - Author?!

Jo2 - Is it really you?!

Yeah.

Sara - But I shot you! Your brains should be splattered over the pavement!

Well, they're not.

Axe - And that is how we got our beloved author back!

Mr. W - Wait a minute! I'm severely confused!!!

Hello Mr. W.

Mr. W - How are you still alive.

I was kid napped. Those two other authors were imposters and Sara shot them. So, I'm back.

Axe - Who kid napped you?

Some guy. Now, what was his name? Hmm ... I think it was ... Mr. F.

Axe - Mr. F!

Jo2 - Who's Mr. F?

Sara - Is he some other psycho teacher?

I've never seen him before.

Mr. W - He's my arch nemesis.

Guh?

Axe - You have an arch nemesis?

Sara - Cool!

Jo2 - Author, why don't I have an arch nemesis?

Oh Jo2. The world is your arch nemesis.

Mr. W - He's been trying to steal my job for years and it doesn't look like he's giving up.

Axe - Hmmm ... interesting.

Mr. W - I WILL ALWAYS BE THE ULTIMATE ENGLISH TEACHER!! MWA HA HA HA HA HA HA HA!

Jo2 - Well, now that we have that out of the way, Author, could you please continue the story?

Hell, why not? Here we go! We last left our heroes behind a bush, spying on squirrels.

Sara - Wait a minute! You're ...

Everyone - SHUT UP!

Jo2 - Old Beanie?

Sara - We heard you the first time.

Jo2 - Oh.

Jack - Repetitive little thing, ain't she?

Axe - You have no idea.

Sara - Why would they have Old Beanie?

Jo2 - More importantly, why didn't he invite me to this worshiping party thingy?

Jack, Sally, Finkie, and Axe - Who is Old Beanie?

Sara - Read this.

Sara hands them a pamphlet that says "Jo2 and Her Capture of Old Beanie"

20 minutes later (25 for Sally cause she's a stupid person who needs Jack's help to read)

Sara! Quit messing with the author box.

Sara - Sorry sorry! Sheesh!

Sally - You should be! I can read just fine. I even bought this nice t-shirt that describes my reading ability.

Shirt says "Bestest Reder Dare Evah Was"

Axe - Wow.

Sara - Dude! It's made of cotton!

Jo2 - Uh ... guys.

Sara - Quiet, Jo2. I'm feeling the cottony goodness.

Jo2 - Guys.

Jack - Is there polyester in this?

Fink - No, Sally's allergic.

Sara - Idea!

Jo2 - GUYS!!

Axe - What is it, Jo2?!

They turn around to find themselves surrounded by squirrels. The squirrels are armed with machine guns.

Jo2 - I think the squirrels would like a word with us.

Axe - No kidding.

Sara - I swear! The world was a better place when people did NOT give weapons of destruction to cute little fuzzy animals.

Jo2 - Sara, we voted yes on that proclamation.

Sara - Oh yes! I remember now! We had so much cake.

Armed Squirrel - Silence, Fleshy Ones!

Jack - The squirrel can talk?

Fink - No, Jack. They can't talk! In fact, those aren't even squirrels with machine guns. (Sarcasm)

Sara - Quit making fun of Jack!

Sally - Yeah Dad, leave my fiancé alone!

Sara and Sally pounce on Fink and start beating him up.

Axe - Whoa!

Jo2 - Can you believe it?! Sally and Sara are working together.

Jack - This is scary.

Axe - Jack made them enemies and well, ... I guess he made them allies too.

Armed Squirrel - What part of silence don't you understand?! You two, SEPARATE! NOW!

Sally and Sara - Yes, Mr. Squirrel.

Fink - Ouch. I am in desperate need of first aid.

Armed Squirrel - Tie them up!

Our heroes are suddenly tied up and surrounded by squirrels. They are dragged to the center of the little squirrel village.

Armed Squirrel - Tie her up too!

Hey! You can't tie me up! I'm the author!

Unfortunately, the squirrels do not listen and tie me up as well.

Our heroes - Hi Author.

Hello.

Armed Squirrel - Oh Great Fish Lord! Tell us what we must do with these outsiders.

The squirrel is speaking to Old Beanie who is propped up on a golden throne.

Jo2 - Old Beanie! It's me! Jo2!!

Old Beanie seems to be deep in thought.

Armed Squirrel - Master?

Old Beanie - Blub.

Armed Squirrel - Thank you, Master.

Jack - What does that mean?

The squirrels begin to pile wood around our feet.

Armed Squirrel - The master wishes you to burn in Hades.

Sally - Oh crap!

Jo2 - old Beanie! You traitor! How could you do this to me?!

Old Beanie - Blub Blub De Blub De Blub Blub

Axe - What did he say?

Fink - He says that he's joined up with New Line Home Entertainment (movie studio) to make a movie and they demand blood.

Sally - You speak fish?

Fink - I have A LOT of free time.

Sara - So, ... we're in a movie right now.

Old Beanie - (Nods) Blub

Sara - Hi mom!

Axe - What's the movie called?

Director Person - Cut!

Axe - WHAT?!

Director Person - Axe, you can't just say that in the middle of the movie. MAKE UP!

A bunch of people come in and starts powdering our faces and stuff like that.

Director Person - Are we ready, people?!

Sara - You suck, Director Guy!

Director Person - Beautiful. Now, try to put that energy into your performance.

Some Other Film Guy - Burn for Fishy. Take 2 (snaps the black thingy in front of the camera)

Jack - We're going to die.

Sara - Yeah, pretty much.

Jo2 - Old Beanie! I'll never forgive you for this. After I'm dead, I'm gonna come back and haunt your fish bowl. I'll get inside your dreams and kill you there! I'll wear an oddly colored sweater and a cool lookin hat and I'll make my own weapon and people will try to kill me, but I'll keep coming back because true evil never dies!

Sally - And my father will make me indestructible and ...

Fink (interrupting) - No I won't!

Sally - Please, daddy. (Give the puppy dog look)

Sara - Someone gag me with a spoon.

Here you go.

A spoon is shoved into Sara's mouth.

Sara - Hanks a rot. (Spits out spoon)

Fink - Well, ok.

Sally - Yay! Anyway, I'll come back to life and kill you with a machete and nobody will be able to kill me! Eventually, I'll go on a mad rampage and kill anyone who gets in my way and I'll hang out at some summer camp and I'll meet up with Jo2 and we'll have a big battle and people will die horrible deaths and the whole incident will be made into a movie and Jo2 and I will be big stars and our faces will be put on posters and merchandise and we'll be the richest murderers in all the land. (Sally's out of breath)

Old Beanie - Blub.

Jack - What does that mean?

Fink - Oh well.

A squirrel comes at us with a blazing torch.

Well, I guess this is it. It was great ruining your lives.

Axe - It was nice living those ruined lives.

Sara - At least I'll die by my true love's side.

Jo2 - Sara, Jack is over there next to Fink. You're sitting next to Sally.

Sara - Oh. Well, ... at least I get to watch your synthetic ass burn.

Sally - I feel the same way!

Both start crying.

The squirrel is just about to drop the torch on the pieces of wood, when suddenly ...

Mr. W - Stop right there!

Hey! I was speaking! It's not polite to interrupt!

Mr. W - Sorry.

As I was saying. Suddenly, Mr. W burst out of the bushes and takes the torch from the squirrel.

Mr. W - Now?

Yes, now.

Mr. W - Stop right there!

Well my friends, this is where I must leave you now.

Audience - But what about the whole situation with the burning and you guys almost getting killed?

Sara - It's called a cliff hanger, you bozos!

Jo2 - Well, that was semi - fun.

Axe - I can't believe Mr. W actually tried to save us.

Jo2 - Yeah. That was nice of him. Let's send him a fruit basket.

Sara - Ok!

I'm not paying for it.

Axe - Oh crap! The money issue!

Jo2 - Reader, we need your help. We need reviews to pay for Mr. W's delicious fruit bascket! Please, help us!

Sara - Jo2, do you think people are really going to send in money to buy a fruit basket for and English teacher who just happens to be the enemy to end all enemies?

Jo2 - Maybe. Maybe not.

Well, I guess this is where I say goodbye. I'll see you people some other time! Woo hoo!

Sara - Hasta whenever

Axe - Bye y'all!

Jo2 - Y'all send in dem reviews, now! Ya hear!

Bye bye now!