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AN: This is slightly based on a true story which happened in one of our many German lessons. If you'd like to read more German lesson inspired fics, go to Emskidoodle's profile and read 'His One and Only Weakness'.

By: Emskidoodle & I-h8-sclub

Remus Lupin, AKA Secret Agent

"Hey! That looks like James' hair." Exclaimed Lily Evans who was sat in the Library with her fellow Gryffindor seventh year, Remus Lupin. The two were studying for their Care of Magical Creatures NEWT. Remus looked up in amazement to see a dreamy expression appear on her face.

"Err…what did you just say?" he beseeched. She snapped out of her trance and asked,

"Huh?"

"You were just talking about James' hair!" She blushed and didn't seem to be able to meet his eye when she stuttered out,

"W…was I?" Remus grinned and knowingly looked at her.

"Don't look at me like that!"

"Like what?"

"You know what I mean!"

"No I don't."

"Yes you do."

"No I don't."

"Yes you do!"

"No I don't."

"Stop it!" Lily squealed while picking up her books and running from the Library. Remus raised an eyebrow and stroked his chin.

"Hmm…That's interesting. That's veeeerrry interesting." He rushed out of the Library without giving a second thought to his possessions.

Shortly after….

James Potter lifted his head from his studies and was met with a strange sight. The top of someone's head peering over the doorframe. Wait! He knew that head! It was his friend and fellow Marauder, Remus Lupin. Suddenly a shout came from the other side of the classroom,

"Miss, Miss! Is this the right homework? James watched as his Ancient Runes Professor, Alice McDoodle strode over to one of his friends, Sirius Black. He looked back to the door to find that Remus' head was gone.

"Ouch" He proclaimed as he felt his neighbour elbow him in the ribs and point to his left. There, under a table on the far side of the classroom, was Remus (Cue Mission Impossible music). All of a sudden, he lurched foreword and rolled under the next table.

"What the Hell?!" Thought James. After his spectacular roll, Remus quickly crawled towards his destination.

"James! James!" Remus whispered, "Lily likes you!"

"Really?! Asked James excitedly, "How do you know?"

"She compared your hair to a bumblewig."

"Hell yeah!" James shouted whilst punching the air.

"Shhhhh! James! No! No! No! Shuddup James! Urgently Remus leapt into an amazing string of cartwheels, he was about ¾ of the way across the classroom when his foot caught a table, causing ink and parchment to go flying everywhere. He landed in a heap with ink trickling down his face.

"BUGGER!!" He screamed.

"Mr Lupin" Came a voice from behind him. Remus slowly turned to face an amused Professor McDoogle. "Please refrain from playing secret agents in my classroom."

"S…Sorry." He replied, stumbling over his words.

"Now, could you please leave?" He nodded while fumbling for the door handle. As he walked out of the door, he walked straight into a very angry Lily Evans.

"So Remus." She began, "what were you doing there?" A look of pure terror appeared on the boy's face.

"Erm…nothing Lily. Nothing at all." Her hand snaked it's way towards his neck and grasped it tightly whilst pushing him against the wall.

"If you've told anyone I like James, I swear to God I'll castrate you with a pair of blunt scissors." A polite cough came from behind them, and horrified, Lily slowly turned to see a corridor full of people with James stood at the front grinning like a mad-man.

"Oh dear." She said.

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