Rantings: Hey guys!!!! (ducks as paper balls are thrown at her.) Hey, hey hey!!! Chill dudes! I'm sorry about the delay, but March was a REALLY ROUGH month for me. My mom's cousin had a heart attack, my grandma was diagnosed with cancer, my car broke down 5 times, people in my dance class starting spreading a rumor about me, our basement flooded, my aunt sued my uncle, my dad lost his job, mom's wondering about hers, it's just been rough for me. On the plus side, I had a birthday March 13th, I am now 17! On the bad side, that day I had a dress rehearsal for a concert @ 4, I get out of school @ 3:30, and I got out early so I could go home and take a shower and my gear changer thingy fell apart in my hand in the parking lot. I sat there and cried and had to call one of my guy friends to come get me, I was late for rehearsal but I had an excuse and I bawled like a baby all the way there bcuz my mom was out of town and that's the only car we had and I didn't know how to get home or whatnot bcuz she was coming home @ 11 and… it was basically a big mess. My birthday sucked. It could have been worse, but it sucked none the less. Before that on February 11, some girl ran into the back of our car, (I don't know how she missed it, it's a 93 Eurovan), on March 25th was my grandmas b-day, March 26 some other dude ran into me, (don't ask, I dunno, this was in the school parking lot and a lot worse than the first, and meanwhile I sat there while my entire school drove by and pointed) and March 27th I called to wish my brother a happy birthday from the hospital. (Apparently, I had whiplash.) So, as ya'll can see, I have had a perfectly good reason to be late. So, those who knew, thanks for your prayers, and those who didn't, this is why I am late. Ok, now on to business. Um… Dude, can't remember your name and too lazy to look it up, sorry about the age thingy. I have heard many ages between 15 and 18 for when Chi Chi and Goku got married. However, since I am too lazy to go change the entire story, I will leave it and everyone that is bothered can use your imaginations to fix the ages of Chi Chi and Goku, k? Alright, now I want lots of reviews this time, the more reviews I get, the sooner it will come out ok? Those life threatening emails work too-lol.
Disclaimer: I OWN….. um…. Wait…. I own…… (looks around desperately) …… THIS PENNY!!!!!!!!!!!!!! YEAH!!!!! I AM RICH!!!!!!!! (omg, that is so sad…)
Goku walked into his bedroom carrying a tray with a three foot tall pile of food on it and slowly crept to his bed where his wife was sleeping peacefully. Smiling at his sleeping goddess, he placed the tray down on the bedside table and set about to waking her up. Though Chi Chi was usually a light sleeper, on days like today she could be impossible to awaken.
'At least I know I wore her out…' Goku thought with a smile.
Slowly, he leaned over and started to kiss his wife awake, laughing as his wife sluggishly tried to slap him away as he caught her hand and kissed it.
"Come on, princess. Time to wake up…"
"Don't call me princess…"
Goku smiled as he rubbed her hand.
"But you are. You're my princess, and now it's time for the princess to wake up. I brought you food…"
"Not hungry…"
Goku laughed as he poked Chi Chi, watching her flinch slightly in protest of being ticklish. "But you're so skinny. Who wants a skinny wife who's going to wither away into nothingness? Come on Chi, you need to eat."
Chi Chi opened her eyes and smiled at her husband. She really wasn't hungry, but her Goku was making an effort and she could at least eat a few bites.
'Besides, he'll eat whatever I won't…'
"Ok, Goku. Where's the buffet?" Chi Chi slowly started to rise until she saw the pyramid of cooked digestibles that her husband had prepared.
"Goku, you numbskull! What if that spills? It'll make a huge mess all over this floor and it'll get into the rug and I'll have to scrub it 10 billion times just to get the coloring back to normal and then to get all the dirt out, not to mention any bugs that might decide to march in! Our house will be a roach motel, and they'll attract dust bunnies, and I'm allergic to-"
Goku kissed his wife, a technique he learned years back that if she wasn't beyond pissed, he could use to shut her up. Especially when she was having one of her neat-freak episodes. As he pulled back he smiled the 'Son grin' at his wife.
"Chi Chi, you're going into one of your episodes again… Just relax and eat the food." Goku took a bowl of grits from off the tray and scooped out a forkful before raising the food to his wife's lips and having her eat it. "It won't spill, it won't stain anything, and it won't-" The phone rang, knocking the lovers out of their romantic moment and startling them back into reality. Goku smiled gently while scooping up another forkful and wrapping Chi Chi's hand around the handle. "I'm trusting you with this, and it'll only be a minute. Eat."
Chi Chi smiled and ate the delicious part of her breakfast while her husband pulled a chair near the bed and answered the phone. "Hello?" Chi Chi slowly became aware of things as her senses awakened. First of all, that mountain of food looked like it was just waiting for her to make a move, any move at all so it could spill on her and drench her in various foods while staining the bed sheets, the carpet…
"Oh hey, Bul-" Goku started. He was apparently cut off abruptly by Bulma's screaming, which could be heard by anyone around or near the receiving end of the phone call.
…the floor, the end table, the undersheets, her and Goku's clothes, the-
'Wait a minute! I have no clothes on!'
Chi Chi was very glad that the bed's comforter was covering her. Yeah, Goku was the only one here, but still, modesty should be preserved. She began to scan the room for her clothes while lifting more grits to her mouth. After coming to the realization that the clothes on the floor were absolutely un-wearable until they were washed and the clean clothes were across the room in the dresser, Chi Chi began to silently fume while shoveling more grits into her mouth. 'How am I supposed to get from here to there without clothes? Well, I could kick Goku out, but maybe he isn't paying attention with all that screaming Bulma's doing…'
"Bulma, calm down I don't understand you when you scream and talk fast at the same time…"
Chi Chi finished off her grits and began to plot a way to get across the room without being embarrassed. 'Why am I embarrassed? He's my husband…'
'But still, that was last night and there's work to be done and you don't want to start another session when things need to be re-dusted, and the clothes need to be washed…'
'Oh yeah, and these dishes need to be done when Goku finishes. Well, I could grab the clothes on the floor and wrap them around me while I go across the room… but then Goku will think I'm crazy.'
'This coming from the woman who's arguing with herself inside her head.'
This statement shocked Chi Chi into a stunned silence and as she tried to think of a retort, her stupor was cut short by Goku sitting up and screaming "WHAT?!"
Chi Chi looked questioningly at her husband who smiled nervously, getting up and patting her knee.
"Oops, sorry food, finish your honey." With the backwards statement being said, he took the phone and walked into the hallway. 'Well, that solves one problem.' Chi Chi thought before getting out of bed to put on her clothes. She was hesitant to, because she normally took a shower first before putting on the clothes to make them less dirty, but considering that her food engrossed Saiyan husband had gotten her confused with their breakfast, apparently something was wrong and she intended to figure it what it was. As she walked to the door, Goku stepped in with a nervous smile on his face before picking up his wife and kissing her briefly.
"Hey honey, did you eat your food?"
Chi Chi narrowed her eyes at her husband before asking what was wrong.
"Wrong? Nothing wrong! Every thing is hunky dory! Are you ready to go?"
"Go where?"
"Oh yeah, I haven't gotten there yet have I? Um… see, I have some business to take care of at Bulma's and I think it would be a lot safer if you came."
Chi Chi's temper slowly began to rise. "Goku, I am not four. Either you spit out what's bugging you so we can discuss it like grown adults or I can rip out your tongue. You pick."
Goku paused. He really didn't want to tell Chi Chi what was going on, but he refused to leave her alone. He sighed as he stepped over to hug his wife before lifting her into his arms.
"Cheech, I'll tell you later ok?"
And though Chi Chi felt like arguing, she had a bad feeling by her husband's worried expression that something was utterly wrong.
Ravings: Ya'll I am so sorry! I know that up there it talks about March, but due to my sucky month my grades went WAY DOWN and mom wouldn't let me touch the computer until the next report card IF I brought them up. Then you know, it was summer and who wants to write during summer? Plus, I've just been all stressed out. Has anybody ever had a friend that started doing stuff that you knew they shouldn't be doing but they won't listen to you when you try to reason with them and then they replace you w/ someone else who does stuff w/ them bcuz they can't talk to you about it bcuz you don't know? I know that didn't make any sense. But, that's how I feel right about now. Hopelessly lost. It's 1:52 in the morning and my first day of senior year starts tomorrow. I am so old! :'( Where did all the G/CC fics go? I decided to hurry up and write this so that if ya'll knew I wasn't dead, you would all get of your bootys and write more G/CC fics! Chilla's Revenge by Lady Thundera is AWESOME you should read it! I know this chap is short, but more is coming out I PROMISE I just wanted to let ya'll know that I'm not dead yet. LOVE YA'LL!!! (*smooches*)
~Serina