Do not yell at us for creating this... we were bored. Hufflepuff is our favorite house, anyway...
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To be a Hufflepuff,
Your life is full of fluff,
You can do lots of stuff,
If you're a Hufflepuff.
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When you are in our House,
No need to sit and grouse,
You'll find a lovely spouse,
If you're in our House.
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To be a Hufflepuff,
Your life is full of fluff,
You can do lots of stuff,
If you're a Hufflepuff.
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When you get sorted in,
We Hufflepuffs will grin,
Together we'll drink gin,
If you get sorted in.
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To be a Hufflepuff,
Your life is full of fluff,
You can do lots of stuff,
If you're a Hufflepuff.
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When you get the chance,
You shall learn to dance,
And wear some snazzy pants,
If you get the chance.
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To be a Hufflepuff,
Your life is full of fluff,
You can do lots of stuff,
If you're a Hufflepuff.
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When you wear yellow and black,
You shall not go back,
For we'll all play Slapjack,
If you wear yellow and black.
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To be a Hufflepuff,
Your life is full of fluff,
You can do lots of stuff,
If you're a Hufflepuff.