Well hello!! I'm back with chapter number three, so I hope you enjoy it very much, just as I am, I am very sorry I haven't updated soon; well that's because I went on a vacation and then I had access to the computer until now. I have been looking at my chapters lately and I think they're fairly long but that is what I think, so please tell me in your review if they're long enough for ya.

OK Victoria in her review asked me what "jajaja" means, well let me explain in public: I come from Central America, El Salvador. And in my country that means like they're laughing, like "hahaha", sorry if I was confusing you guys, I'm turning very red now so I'm just going to continue with chapter.

This chapter is my funny tribute to you.. yay!!!! Jajaja

LITTLE SECRETS

Everyone was fast asleep in their rooms and having a good night sleep until…

"Aoshi"

"…"

"Aoshi are you asleep?"

"I WAS!" Aoshi said as he sat up on his futon looking at Kenhsin sitting down on his. He knew the rurouni was having trouble with something; he hated it when people talked to him at night instead of in the day, well he hated when people came to talk to him about their personal lives anyway; but he always listened.

"Aoshi I am having some trouble… with Kaoru that is. Sano told me to invite her to dinner tomorrow night, but I don't exactly know how; I have tried to work up some ideas in my head but they all sound lame." Kenshin looked up at Aoshi expecting some advise but just saw Aoshi lying down again with a simple "good for you".

"Aoshi come on, I'm desperate, I really need the advice or else I wouldn't be asking it from you"

You should ask me about it, I have some pretty good ideas you know

'Noo I don't want to listen to YOU, I want to ask her in a very nice way, and obviously you don't have a nice way'

You just don't trust me! I hate that, you know what just go and make a fool out of yourself ok

'Don't take it personally! I just want to see someone else advice ok'

I'm not taking it personally!!

'awww don't take it personally, come on don't get mad'

I said I am not taking this personally, I just got a mini heart attack ok? Cause my heart hurts a little.

'You can't take mini heart attacks, heart attacks are known for their mini-NESS!!! I'm sorry I just need human advice ok'

Oh so now I'm a ghost!!!!

'Noo I didn't mean it that way, I just.. need ALIVE human advice'

If calling me a ghost wasn't enough you now are telling me that I am DEAD????!!! Mphm , well just go and make a fools out of your self, but don't come running to me when they tell you you're an idiot because I'm just a stupid DEAD GHOST.!!

'I am sorry!!! Just don't take it personally I said.'

I told you I'm not now go… leave me be…

"Don't make funny faces with me Battousai, I don't like it." Aoshi said while watching Kenshin very carefully, as if scared of him. (jajaja, just imagine him like that! Awwww picture!)

"ORROOOOO" Kenshin fell anime style, he bumped his head on the wall in the process, he would have a little bruise in the morning, he knew it.

"shhh you'll wake Misao up!" Aoshi said while trying to hear if anyone had woken up by the famous oro, but was relieved that nobody listened.

"I knew it you like Misao don't you!!!!!"

Aoshi didn't know what to say, he was kinda sweating now; what was he supposed to say? That he loved her with all his heart?, that he wished that he had the courage to tell her?, that he wished to kiss her with a Hershey chocolate smudged all over her lips? Oops too much information. Then a little voice in the back of his head began: (wow a lot of people have voices in the back of their heads huh?)

Just change the subject mr. ice cream man, just say something like "just get on with the problem" or "the point please" something like that.

Aoshi acted fast, he didn't want Kenshin to get any ideas as to why he was thinking over it too much so he just said the first thing that came into his mind.

"I peed in my pants yesterday!!"

Oops hehehe, Aoshi quickly clasped his mouth with his hands at the realization of what came out of his mouth. Then the little voice came back and not in a pretty mood.

MORON!!!!!!

What did you say!!!! You could have said one of my TWO suggestions but noooo you just had to say THAT!

What was soo wrong with my suggestions? Did they appear idiotic and you just went and said something smart? Well guess what you said the most moronic thing that had been ever said in the world, lets write to guineas world records!!!

Noo why don't you say something more stupid on how you almost slashed your own throat when you were fighting him??....

And the little voice kept rambling in his head for what seemed and eternity, and Aoshi decided that if he wanted to get out of this one he should act fast, before Kenshin said anything.

Kenshin was astounded; he just looked at him for a while and said

"WHAT???" then Kenshin remembered a little odour that he smelled when he came into the dojo today.

Aoshi then full of panic said the first thing that came into his mind again, and we all know how well that goes.

"I threw in some pebbles with it too!!"

"…" - -

"No wait that came out wrong!!, hehehe umm what I meant was that I found some pebbles and umm I threw them jajajaja"

Oy there is no saving him from this doom. There is no way to save him from himself.

"Aoshi later on this will be of much use let me tell you but right now I just need some ideas. Just one question..did Misao say anything in the matter of well lets say the puddle in your pants?"

Kenshin was waiting for his answer, knowing that Aoshi had screwed up and there was no getting away this time.

"I will not dignify that with an answer!!, now on with business."

"jajajajajaja" and his laughing continued on and on and on..

"You can stop laughing now Battousai!!" Aoshi was beet red now and with every second of Kenshin's laughing he was turning redder.

"jajajajaja" Kenshin just couldn't hold it anymore, he grabbed his stomach; it really really hurt now. He tried to breath but it was very hard. He felt that he was dying but he figured he was dying happy, and very happy indeed.

Aoshi rolled his eyes now, knowing that he would be blackmailed a lot from now on; but oh well life is crap.

Then Aoshi slapped Kenshin with the back of his hand, but not hard; just so he could stop laughing.

Kenshin stopped and wiped his tears, the tears of joy he had felt, he began thinking about it again and started chuckling again but once he saw Aoshi he stopped, well at east he tried to stop.

"Ok now on with the problem you had, my opinion is that you should ask her in a romantic way, with a letter would be the best way; you should leave it in her room before she wakes up."

Aoshi started saying the details of the letter, the decorations mostly. But Kenshin wasn't listening to that he just wanted to laugh soo hard right now. He couldn't hold it any longer now, not for much time anyway. He shifted in another position, hoping that it would help; it didn't. He just nodded a few several times then shifted in another direction.

"And the letter should be colour brown, try to look for it early in the morning if you… Battousai is something wrong with your ass? Is it deformed somehow??" Aoshi said

Kenshin couldn't pass this great chance; it was like Aoshi wanted to be tortured!! It was just too big of a chance and a once in a lifetime opportunity!

"No, but I can see you have a problem with your ass or should I say.. BLADDER!!" then he burst out laughing, he got the stomach ache but didn't have the problem breathing which was good because he wanted to enjoy future blackmailing.

'I have to hand it to you Battousai, that one WAS a good one jajaja'

What did I tell you? I am a genious

'Jajajajaja, you really got him there'

Just wait and see what I've got for future plans, this is only the beginning.

Aoshi was too embarrassed and too angry to see Kenshin change faces when he was talking to his other half, it would have made a great comeback something like: "Stop making faces Battousai, you look like a clown with epilepsy on his face"

Once Kenshin relaxed he said his thank you to him for the great advice and a little something else, they fell asleep; their dreams were funny ones, at least for one red-headed man.

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In Kaoru's room ….

Sleep was reigning for the girls, Megumi was dreaming that she had a hospital named after her; Misao was dreaming that she was the Okashira of the oniwabanshu and that Aoshi was mesmerized by her fighting skills, Tsubame was dreaming on a black-haired boy fixing her sandal, and Kaoru was dreaming of her face-changing rurouni, the dream was very funny.

Kaoru woke up having a nightmare, Megumi felt that someone had woken up and she found Kaoru panting with sweat on her face.

"Kaoru what's wrong? You had a nightmare?" Megumi wasn't mocking her because she knew how horrible those could be; she had had them very often after Kenshin and Sanosuke had saved her, but she had also had some dreams about the rooster head too, of course she kept in denial.

"It's nothing Megumi, just had a simple nightmare; go back to sleep. I'll be fine." She reassured with a smile.

"You should not keep it to yourself Kaoru, I know something's troubling you, and I can see it on your face."

Megumi neared Kaoru trying not to wake Misao and Tsubame up, when she was beside her Kaoru looked away in shame, she felt like a little kid that needed comforting in the night and Megumi was her mother; she didn't like that because she considered Megumi like her best friend along with Misao.

"Kaoru I'm not going to mock you, I know this is serious"

"It's just that I had a nightmare: Kenshin was telling me that I tricked him and that he would start wandering again because of that, and I'm scared; I really don't want him to wander again."

Misao was hearing everything but she pretended to sleep, so they could have a bit more privacy.

"Look Kaoru dreams are just reflections of what we think in the daytime. If you have been thinking that a lot in the day then it's only normal that you dream it. And anyways we all know that Kenshin is not like that, he can't be like that." Megumi grabbed Kaoru's chin so she could look at her straight in her face and said

"And if you believe otherwise then you are not worthy of Kenshin, you don't deserve him."

Kaoru looked at her and saw that Megumi was serious and abruptly moved her head so that Megumi wouldn't be grabbing her chin.

"Don't worry about that, I AM going to be worthy of him and maybe I already am, because I believe in him."

Then they looked at each other defiantly for a while and Megumi started chuckling a little, then a lot, then she started laughing.

Kaoru was trying to hold her laughter but then seeing Megumi she let it go. The same was happening to Misao and then burst out laughing with Megumi and Kaoru.

They all would have a comment on the little phrase that Tsubame had said…

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In Yahiko's room….

Snoring was reining THAT room, now you understand why they had put them both together in the same room.

And thankfully the room was far away from the others.

Then an orchestra began to play…

Yahiko was the first one to wake up.

"UGGH what is that smell??" Then a noise was heard.

(FART)

his eyes turned completely round and turned to see where the noise had come from…

"UGGHHH Sano!!!! Come on!!!" He covered his nose , but he still couldn't breathe.

"hhuh? What do you want-" he quickly covered his nose, just like Aoshi had covered his mouth before.

"What is that horrid smell??" Sano asked while trying to breathe through his mouth but then had a feeling to puke.

"what is that smell? What do you mean by what is that smell? You were that smell!!" Yahiko said pointing at him, and then opened the door so the smell could go elsewhere. When the smell was gone he saw Sano and noticed that he was very very red. And then he started laughing just like everyone else had in the night.

"jajajajaja you are soo sick Sano, jajaja you farted !!!" he laughed uncontrollably while pointing at the red Sano.

Then another sound was heard…

(FART)

It was now Sano's turn to laugh.

"jajajajaja now who is the sick one now huh? Jajaja you farted jajaja" he said while mimicking Yahiko by pointing at him and grabbing his stomach. And then another similar sound came from Sano, and Yahiko laughed again.

"Shut up kid" and then another sound came but this time from Yahiko.

"jajaja"

"Look Sano you did it first, the first horrible smell came out of YOU!!" Sano shut up at this and looked at him

"Why me? You woke up when the smell was already there!! For all we know you could have done it.

Yahiko thought about it and then said: "We both were but you give out the worst smell. You don't take a shower!!"

"I do too, just that not very often..." they both stayed quiet with that and then the orchestra began to play, at full odour.

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back at Kaoru's room…

they were still laughing but a little, when they stopped they looked a each other and Misao said: "Yahiko, I love you too, but umm your fly's open" and then they started laughing histerically again, thank God Tsubame was not a light sleeper.

Then…

"Hey what's that horrible smell?" Kaoru said while covering her nose.

"EWWWW, it smell like somebody farted!!" they looked at each other

"come on Megumi we know it was you, the smell comes from your direction.!"

"I didn't do it!!! I DO NOT FART!!!"

"well then who did it?" asked Kaoru looking at them both then Misao pitched in

"Maybe it was Tsubame" Kaoru heard this and defended her

"Tsubame maybe a sleep-talker but she is NOT a farter"

"Yeah, she is very lady-like, Misao, don't say that."

"Sorry", and then they fell quiet and started laughing again.

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At Kenshin's room…

The smell travelled far but it didn't lose it's strength.

Kenshin was the first one to wake up by the smell.

'Oh boy what is that smell?'

Wow!! Someone is really sick this time, cause the smell is strong enough to kill a whole Shinsengumi squad

'Where is it coming from??, it's horrible!!'

Oh jeezz man, I thought Aoshi was a fountain-boy but I never thought of him as a smelly-O

'Hey I don't think its Aoshi, and you don't know if it's really him.'

What do you mean it's not him! The smell is here and you well, I would have felt it.

'Are you implying that I am a smelly-O???'

I don't know….

He decided that he should deal the matter with Aoshi, he was worried for him; I mean being a fountain-boy AND a smelly-O were not good signs.

"Aoshi wake up"

"What do you want, if you are going to mock me Battousai, you better stop right now"

Then he realized the smell that surrounded him.

"Battousai, I don't know what you have been eating but just stop."

"ORO!! Iwasn't mee! Actually I wanted to talk to you about it, I thought you had done it!"

"I do not do those things Battousai, I may have made.. a puddle but I control my body."

"Oh yeah you control it very much" then he winked at him and started laughing, Aoshi just turned red and sweatdroped and tryied to go to sleep.

The morning proved to be an intresting one indeed.

Well that's it for mee!!! YAY YAY, I'm SORRY!!! That It took so long but it was needed. Thanx to all of you who reviewed it inspired me, thank you soo much. I love you.

guys you ROCK!!!!!!

XOXO

Jouko-chan

Just a little blooper that I made while revising it.. when I said in the author's note (the bottom one) YAY YAY, it was originally written YAYA jajja it's like the movie: secrets of the yaya sisterhood. I watched it it's really cool. tell me what you thought about it please I really need it.

Review review review……