Disclaimer: J.K. owns Harry Potter and all that. Pink owns the song.

A/N: I was emailed a few song suggestions from my friends, and I saw that
one of them chose Pink's "Get the Party Started". So let's torture
everybody's favorite Potions Master!

Get the Party Started-Pink
Get the Potions Started-Snape

I'm coming up so you better get your potions started
I'm coming up so you better get your potions started

Get your potions started on a Saturday night
Everybody's waiting for me to arrive
Sending out the ingredients to all of their friends
Granger's explaining what's a Mercedes Benz
I've got lots of style in my black hot robes
I don't understand this why'd you give me a comb?

I'm coming up so you better get your potions started
I'm coming up so you better get your potions started

Putting dragon scales breaking down to the beat
Cruising through old Hogwarts we'll be checking the scene
Lucius is cursing as I'm making them fast
I'll be mixing potions he'll be kissing my ass (Ha ha)
Pull up to the dungeon, you want a car
Potter says he's a #1 Superstar

I'm coming up so you better get your potions started
I'm coming up so you better get your potions started

Making my connection as I enter the room
Everybody's silent as I set up the rules
Mixing all their stuff to this brand new beat
Everybody's crying and they're crying for me
I'm your Potions Master, don't come anytime
Unless you're Granger, then oh, that's fine

I'm coming up so you better get your potions started
I'm coming up so you better get your potions started