Disclaimer: I don't own "Because I Got High". It's Afroman's.

A/N: I didn't update for awhile, because of stupid school! I'm really sorry!

Because I Got High-Afroman
Because I Got High-Too many people

(Ron)
I was gonna pout and scream
Until I got high
I was gonna find the Ministry team
But then I got high
My hair's all over the place and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Fudge)
I was gonna hit on girls
Before I got high
I could've got McGonagall
But I got high
She ditched me for Albus and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Snape)
I was gonna go to work
But then I got high
Give kids a hard potion
But we got high
Now I'm hugging Potter and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Lockhart)
I was gonna go take a shower
Before I got high
I was gonna try to get more power
But then I got high
Albus beat my whole squad and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Dumbledore)
Na na na na na na na...

(Harry)
I was gonna run from Voldy
But I was high
I was gonna stop and pull out the wand
But I was high
Now I am a Death Eater (not) and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Dumbledore)
I was gonna pay the Prophet
Until I got high
I was gonna scream, "Get off it!"
But then I got high
Now Harry's crying real hard and I know why
Because he got high, because he got high, because he got high

(Hermione)
I was doing great
But then I got high
I was gonna marry Snape
I was high
I left him at the alter and he knows why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Draco)
Dad messed up my entire life
He got me real high
I lost my mom and sight
Because I got high
Now I'm sleeping at the Alley and I know why
Because I got high, because I got high, because I got high

(Ginny)
They're gonna stop singing now
Because they are high
They're saying all these spells wrong
Because they're high
And if they shoot themselves they know why
Because they got high, because they got high, because they got high