Disclaimer: Do you actually think I own this song? Can I have some of what you're smoking?

A/N: *wipes eyes* I loved that movie, Léon the Professional! I think that is such a great movie and it deserves-oh, sorry. I'm talking too much. I also hope no Snape fans take this song offensively, my friends helped
me write it.

Can't Hold Us Down- Christina Aguilera (?) and Lil' Kim
Can't Hold Us Down- Hermione and Sammi (My team!)

(Hermione)
So what am I supposed to say perfect spells
Should I be ashamed because Snape made me yell
Call me a bitch cuz I say the answer in your mind
Guess it's easier for you to teach if I never tried

When us witches fire back
Suddenly wizards don't know how to act
So he does what Snape will always do
Make up bad excuses and call us a name or two

That for sure ain't the teacher for me
Making illegal potions to keep his sanity
It's sad how he don't know how to care
But now I'm gonna stand up and smile when I say

This is for the witches all around Hogwarts
Who come across Snape or any man real worse
Thinking all our spells should be seen, not heard
So how do we say spells?
Much louder!
Letting that man we're gonna pass his class
Lift your wands high and say a jinx when they pass
Then laugh a good one until you hear them gasp
And say that he'll never hold you down

No wizard can hold us down
No wizard can hold us down
No wizard can hold us down
No spells, he can't

So what how am I supposed to say this jinx
Are you offended because I called you a dirty fink
Curse me however cuz your spells don't do a thing
Guess you ain't even a wizard enough to handle what I sing

If you look at Hogwarts: A History
It's a common curse of our society
The boy wizard gets glory if he gets a perfect score
But when I do the same Snape laughs and ignores

I don't understand why it's fine
The guy can get away even when he skips three lines
All my witches come over and make a new spell
Start a new Ministry for us everybody sing

This is for the witches all around Hogwarts
Who come across Snape or any man real worse
Thinking all our spells should be seen, not heard
So how do we say spells?
Much louder!
Letting that man we're gonna pass his class
Lift your wands high and say a jinx when they pass
Then laugh a good one until you hear them gasp
And say that he'll never hold you down

(Sammi)
Check it-here is a thing I don't understand
If a wizard does an ok spell then he's the man
Snape can ignore us, give us false scores
But we'll come back, our grades ain't poor
But the broom's about to flip
I'll bet my robe on it
Ginny took my idea and put her name on it
It's alright though, you won't hold my spell down
I got to keep on jinxin
To all my witches who failed Snape's class
Throw a spell at him and let that be that
You need to let him know that his hair is WHACK
And Sammi and Hermy Granger got your prank back

(Hermione)
But you're just a Potions Master
Think it's hot to call your student a bastard
You think you're big
So you're just like a little boy
All you do is annoy
You must mark false bad grades
To make up for your own

This is for my witches...
This is for the witches all around Hogwarts
Who come across Snape or any man real worse
Thinking all our spells should be seen, not heard
So how do we say spells?
Much louder!
Letting that man we're gonna pass his class
Lift your wands high and say a jinx when they pass
Then laugh a good one until you hear them gasp
And say that he'll never hold you down

This is for the witches all around Hogwarts
Who come across Snape or any man real worse
Thinking all our spells should be seen, not heard
So how do we say spells?
Much louder!
Letting that man we're gonna pass his class
Lift your wands high and say a jinx when they pass
Then laugh a good one until you hear them gasp
And say that he'll never hold you down
Spread the spell, can't hold us down