Authors Note: Eeek! Sorry I haven't written for so long! Please don't kill me!!! gets murdered by newspapers being thrown at head
Okay, so my life got kinda busy... Sort of.... Anyways, I will be writing more often! :) Hope you all like this new chapter!
Disclaimer: Guess what? I don't own Slayers. Or any part of it. Shocker, huh?
The Feline Mazoku: Wow, hello everyone! Long time no see! As you can see, I still have my hosting job! Apparently the lawyers found that I am a most wonderful, careful, and educational host!!!
Lina: -whispers to audience- Actually I forced Zel to tell the people that the show was good. I couldn't stand being the host. It's so boring!
TFM: Huh? What was that Lina?
Lina: Nothing n.n
TFM: Okie dokie then! Lets get this show started! -pulls out magic had- Aha, the faithful magic hat says I should call........ Goury up to the stage! Come on up mister Goury!
Goury: 'ello TFM!
TFM: Howdy! Anyways, Mister Goury; it has been a common question running through most people's heads, and I am going to be the one to ask it to you!
Goury: Uhm, okay then.
TFM: Okay here goes: Why do you always take Lina's insults so well??? IS IT BECAUSE YOU LIKE HER?! WELL?????!!!! ISSS IIITTTT??? ANSWER ME!!!!!!!!!
Goury, Lina, Xellos, Filia, Zelgadis, Amelia, and Valgaav: O.O;''
TFM: -cough choke sputter- ahh... eheheheheheee, sorry about that giggle Oh Goury dear, please be a good honey sugar lumpkins, and answer my honest question -wide, stupid grin-.
Xellos: Are you high, TFM-chan?
TFM: -too busy drinking coffee and playing with her hair to notice- heehee heee! This coffee tastes great!!! Although it has a different flavor to it... Wow, they are making all kinds of new flavored Coffee! And soon birds will fly!!!
Amelia: Uhm.. Miss TFM, birds DO fly....
TFM: LIES!!! All lies.... lies...! lies....
Valgaav: Okay, so far she's only asked one stupid question, which hasn't even been answered yet. Why on earth do I even come to this dumb show?
TFM: Because you wuuuv me my Vally poopy poo poo kins! -snuggles/strangles-
Filia: Oh my....
Lina: I got it! Why don't one of us host the shows again? Apparently TFM seems a little.... hides something quickly behind her back too happy drinking her coffee and suffocating Valgaav. But since I was the Host last time, why doesn't someone else be it now? After all, that would be fair, right? -grin-
Zelgadis: Lina, you seem a little... Too nice.
Lina: ahahahahaahaaa!!! pounds fist on table oh Zel, don't be such a joker! I'm always there to be kind to my lovely friends! Ahahahahahaa!! 'Too nice.'! Haha!!
Amelia: It seems as though Miss Lina and Miss TFM both aren't making any sense tonight. In fact, this whole show doesn't seem right... -stares at the ground-
Filia: Oh I know! I will be the host, so we can all pull this off! n.n
Xellos: Oh but Fi-chan, are you sure you can think of enough sick jokes to ask us all? -tempting evil stare-
Filia: Whaat?! 'sick jokes'?? Xellos, why must you always dwell on those disgusting topics! You are such a filthy beast. -crosses arms and turns away-
Xellos: Oh, look who's talking now! Filia, the priestess of the Fire Dragon King is talking about sick jokes! hahaha!
Zelgadis: They just seem to get dumber and dumber -Filia and Xellos fighting in background- -.-;'
Amelia: All right then! I will be the host of this talk show! -takes a dramatic pose on a chair- Let you all witness, the power love talk shows have on international Television!
Lina: Love talk shows???
Goury: I'm bored Lina! When do we get to eat?
Lina: SHut up Gou--- Hey! Yeah!!! When DO we get to eat?! I'm starving over here!!!
Valgaav: -clenching teeth- Well I'm getting driven crazy
Zelgadis: So am I. Amelia just start.
Amelia: Okay! And I, Amelia, choooooseee.... -still in a dramatic pose- Miss Lina! -points at Lina dramatically.. naww ya think? Dramatic? hardy har har- I have a question for you!
Lina: Okay then. What is it?
Amelia: Miss Lina, why when you were in highschool did you always---
TFM: -stumbling quickly up onto stage with swirly eyes- OH MY GOD!!!! THIS SHOW WAS SUPPOSED TO HAVE ENDED AGES AGO!!! Hey, where was I?! What happened? I don't remember ANYTHING!! Oh my god, a monkey is chewing on my braaiiinnn!!!!
Filia: -pausing from a wild swing at Xellos' head with her mace- Whaa..?? Mist TFM, that is gross!
Lina: -head in her arms- Okay that's it, I've had ENOUGH of this! Darkness beyond twilight, crimson beyond blood that ----
Goury: Lina! Nooooo!!!! -runs to lina to stop her from killing everyone-
Lina: Oww, no Goury! Let me GO! Arghghghhhh everyone is killing me!!! -rips out hair-
Zelgadis: Well I guess it's up to me then. Thank you all for coming, and I hope you all got tortured as much as we did -.-
Amelia: Hey, that isn't nice Mister Zelgadis! Bye everyone! n.n
TFM: -still has swirly eyes- buh-bye .
Okay, that was honestly.... The weirdest ff I've ever wrote... Maybe I was feeling a lil high myself in the process, lol.
Ah well, I still hope to see some reviews on the story! I always appreciate them, so please try to take the time to send one to me :) Any comments, suggestions, or even a flare if you really feel you must need to n.n
Thanks for tolerating me once again! =)And stay tuned!