Disclaimer: Cry me a river, I don't own this song.

A/N: HAHAHAHA! Chay, you genius! A thanks for saying this is the greatest Harry dissing song! WOOOHOOO!

Kazuya (-_-'): She hired me for this stupid job, and I can't even rap that well! What's her PROBLEM?! And why are all these butterflies gathering around me?

Cry Me A River- Justin Timberlake ft. Timbaland
Cry Granger A River- Snape with KAZUYA!

(Snape)
You were failing my class
You were cheating to pass
But you didn't know I knew all those tricks, no
So you took a chance
And blew up my pants
But I bet you didn't think I would break your wand, no

You don't have to curse, you know you did
I already know, I found out kid
Now there's no chance, for you in my class, never be
And don't it make you break your wand

You told me you'd study
Then why did you fail this, you alone
Now I'm smacking your face
Because you cheated down to the bone
I ain't a preacher, you must have me confused
With some other teacher
Hogwarts was burned, and it's no longer Ron's turn
To cry
Cry Granger a river
Cry Granger a river-er
Cry Granger a river
Cry her a river-er, yeaaah yeah

I know that they say
That some Potion grades are better left unsaid
It wasn't like you didn't only cheat in my class
And you know it
(Don't act like you don't know it)
All of these things Granger told me
Made me fall out of my bed
(Fall out of my bed)
You should've studied harder
Then you may not have FAILED
(Yeah...)

You don't have to curse, you know you did
(Don't have to say the curse you did)
I already know, I found out kid
(I already know, uh)
Now there's no chance, for you in my class, never be
(No chance, you'll always fail)
And don't it make you break your wand

You told me you'd study
Then why did you fail this, you alone
(All alone)
Now I'm smacking your face
Because you cheated down to the bone
(Down to the bone)
I ain't a preacher, you must have me confused
With some other teacher
(I'm not like Albus, Potter)
Hogwarts was burned, and it's no longer Ron's turn
(Your turn)
To cry
Cry Granger a river
(Go on, just curse)
Cry Granger a river-er
(Go on, just curse)
Cry Granger a river
(Potter go on and just)
Cry her a river-er, yeaaah yeah

(Kazuya…boo!)
Oh
(Oh!)
The curse has been done
So I guess you'll be leaving
Oh
(Oh!)
The curse has been done
So I guess you'll be leaving
Oh
(Oh!)
The curse has been done
So I guess you'll be leaving
Oh
(Oh!)
The cure has been done
Me and Granger are leaving

(Snape)
You don't have to curse, you know you did
(Don't have to say the curse you did)
I already know, I found out kid
(I already know, uh)
Now there's no chance, for you in my class, never be
(No chance, you'll always fail)
And don't it make you break your wand

Cry Granger a river
(Go on and just)
Cry Granger a river-er
(Potter go on and just)
Cry Granger a river
(Potter go on and just)
Cry her a river-er, yeaaaah yeah

Cry Granger a river
(Go on and just)
Cry Granger a river-er
(Potter go on and just)
Cry Granger a river
(Cause Ron's already cried)
Cry her a river-er, yeaaaah yeah
(He ain't gonna cry no more, yeaaah yeah)

Cry Granger a river
Cry Granger a river, oh
Cry Granger a river, oh
Cry her a river, oh

Cry Granger a river, oh
(Cry me too, cry)
Cry Granger a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry Granger a river, oh
(Cry her, cry her)
Cry us a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)

Cry Granger a river, oh
(Cry her, cry her)
Cry her a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)
Cry her a river, oh
(Cry me, cry me)

Kazuya: That was so damn stupid! WHY ME?! GET THESE BUTTERFLIES AWAY FROM ME, GAAAAAAAAAAH!

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