Disclaimer: Jackpot Man owns Holidae In. You should know that…
A/N: Here I am coming back to the Harry Potter world. I haven't written in it forever. I make up with a very long parody.
Holidae In-Chingy ft. Ludacris and Snoop Dogg
Hogworts In-Sirius ft. Remus and Snape
(Intro: Snape)
Bomb ass curse
Ma ooh you got that wand
You know you got it
Ma, ooh you got some bomb ass curses
Ma I know you got that bomb, bomb ass curses
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Sirius)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
Harry call me up
Said it's a wiii-zard party
Just bring the butter-beer
Remus is now named Marty
I'm on the way (Way)
Let me stop by Dumbledore's
Change me to the loner
And get an ounce of those, ya know?
Now I'm in the Q. field, already in the mood
I've already flown
Grab yo broom and go flow some mo'
Get up; take off, your wand still spinning
Draco gets in the game but Harry's winning
To Astronomy tower, on the way up
There's a witch on the staircase like "You suck"
I jinxed her so she followed me
She knew I was the "killer" see?
Then she said "Aren't you that man on Wizard TV?"
Yeah that's me, Sirius, AKA Animagi King
Bash through the door and throw a lot of things
Snape gets hit, with a curse to his face
"Damn then!" feel like my wand is toxic waste
There's a pretty witch in here
I heard her jinxing them
Saying "Give me free butter-beer, we're listening"
I ain't come to fly, not without my mitt (Mitt)
I'm here 'cause to for Snape's hit
Aw…shit!
(Snape)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Sirius)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
Ron showed up like "It's a holdup!"
He knows how to sit but not how to roll up
He ran to the bathroom for some zit popping
You knew what's on his mind
Hermy there and Voldy dropping
Harry knocking on the dorm drunk, how silly
Hermy said, "Can I borrow yo' wand?"
Ron's like, "YEAH! REALLY?!"
Now she's on the tower teasing
Ron is just freezing
She gave him a reason to be a damn weakling
She handled that, earned a B, brought a camera
So I thought about it
No wands when we kick her
Walked out the tower smiling
I'm still dying
Sharing the dorm with wizards who came from the islands
(Snape)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Sirius)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Remus)
Stop, drop, KABOOM!
Baby rub on your wand
Some call me the professor
Some call me Mr. Song
I'm not little; I'll make your bowl of Jell-O wiggle
Got Sirius under control
Voldy's dying in the middle
Got the giggles?
I'll help it with a tickle
Just hit Snape with a curse and make his mouth dribble
Fire whiskey, add in a pickle
My wand's like a bat
But don't hurt like a curse
I ain't jinxed this good
Since Snape sat on a thistle
The water ripples
What the hell is a nickel?
For shizzle dizzle!
Track with the Animagi triple
Let the butter trickle, down with the curse
Comes with a evil tempo
Harry plays the instrument, then curses plain and simple
Getting a comb in rental
Snape done and did it again
He smells so stinky as the author's chinky
At the Hogworts In
(Snape)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Sirius)
What chu doing?
Nothing chillin' at the back of Hogworts In
Who you with?
Me and my elf won't you bring four of yo' friends
What we gon' do?
Wands on each other
And sip on some potions
One thing leading to another let's get this witch into motion
(Snape)
Yeah, let the party begin, witch
Ding-a-ling-ling, all the way to da Shriek Shack
My rival Sirius, sipping Fire Whiskey
Lupin, Lupin, jinx your toes
Yeah, witch, bring four of yo' friends
Meet me at the Hogworts In
Bring that box of butter-beer
Oh wee, and a book of curses
And go read the damn thing
Now what I'm cursing about
We're gon' drink some more Fire now
Yeah we'll just spell and chill
We chilling and cursing
Know what I'm cursing about
Push that button
You know what's teaching, for SHIZZLE, uh huh…
Yeah witch, trying to run from Potions
You can't run from class witch, I done told you
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