Disclaimer: Fountains Of Wayne owns the song "Stacy's Mom". It's a funny video, silly song. Oh well.
A/N: Two in one day! Aren't you lucky?! (Everyone's answer: No.)
Stacy's Mom-Fountains of Wayne
Hermy's Mom-Harry Potter
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy I'm coming this su-uh-uh-uh-mer (summer)
If I can't then it'll be a bu-uh-uh-mer (Buuuummer)
Did your mom come back from the Hogwarts trip? (Hogwarts trip)
Is she there,
Or did Snape give her the sli-i-i-ip (Give her the slip)
You know, I'm not the little wizard I used to be
I'm all grown up now my wand can even see
Hermy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've prayed for so long
Hermy, can't you see
You're just not the witch for me
I know I'm thinking wrong but
I'm in love with Hermy's mom
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy's mom has got it going on
Hermy, do you remember when I jinxed your lawn? (Jinxed your lawn)
Your mom came out
With leather robes o-o-o-o-on (Leather on)
I could tell she loved me from the way she screamed (Way she screamed)
"There there, you just shot the b-b-b-beam!" (Shot the beam)
And I know you think it's just a fantasy
But since your dad got cursed your mom could use a guy like me
Hermy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've prayed for so long
Hermy, can't you see
You're just not the witch for me
I know I'm thinking wrong but
I'm in love with Hermy's mom
Hermy's mom has got it going on
She's all I want and I've prayed for so long
Hermy, can't you see
You're just not the witch for me
I know I'm thinking wrong but
I'm in love with Hermy's mom
Hermy's mom (Aaah aaah!)
Hermy's mom (Aaaah aaah!)
Hermy can't you see
You're just not the witch for me
I know I'm thinking wrong but
I'm in love with Hermy's mom…