Hi. . Some of you who know me might be surprised to see me... I haven't been on the site for a while, huh? Well, I've recently began liking Shaman King... Mainly the manga, so I will be using the manga names. Okies? Well, yes, this is just another stupid fic meant to be amusing by meh... I may get some help from a certain friend of mine I know in real life, if she's willing to help. She'll know I'm talking about her if she reads this... Won't you, unknown person? Well, the first half of this chapter came from a dream of mine... And a very strange dream it was. .

Disclaimer: Nopes, I don't own Shaman King. Sadly. Very sadly. I shall stop typing this now, for thinking about it too much makes me want to cry. . Just kidding.

- - = Action, emotion, time passing, etc.


In the world of Shaman King, in the house of Yoh Asakura, there was a party. Not a huge party, but not a tiny one, just a sort of average, medium- sized one, with just some people, not a huge crowd or just a duet, and... Well, I don't have much more time on my computer, so I'd better leave off right there. . Well, anyway, they were having fun... Well, some of them.

Ren: -hiding in corner- Crazy... People... Must... Hide!

Horo Horo: -dancing on table- Whoo! Yeah! Partaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay!

Anna: Idiot. -gets a baseball bat and hits him off the table-

Horo Horo: Huh? -a minute later- AAAHHHH! PAIN! -falls on top of Manta, screaming like a girl-

Manta: Aah! He's crushing meeeeeeeeeee! Yoh! Heeeeeeeelp!

Yoh: Whaaaaaaaaaa? -has had way too much soda- Ohh... My stomach... Oww... -falls unconscious-

Manta: -sob- No! My only hope has been SMUSHED! Which is NOT a word! I would know!

Amidamaru: -looking at Yoh- Hmm... Is he dead?

Pirka: -pokes him- No. Unfortunetly. Horo Horo! Don't make me get the rifle!

Yoh: -wakes up- Aaaaaaah! I have been POKED! -screams-

Horo Horo: Ahhh, no! Not the rifle agaaaaaaaaaaaain! -stands up and goes to hide with Ren-

Ren: Erm... Get away from me.

Horo Horo: Why? .

Ren: Because... Umm... Er... I have a rifle too.

Horo Horo: O.O Really? Where? Hey, are you lying? -suspicious-

Ren: It's... In my pocket... -is wearing pocket less pants and shirt-

Horo Horo: Oh. AHHHHHHHHHH! -runs away and accidentally trips over Manta, crashing into the wall and falling unconscious-

All conscious people except for Kororo (wait, would she and Amidamaru and the other spirits even be conscious, since they're, like, spirits? Hmm...): -cheer-

Kororo: Meow? -starts crying and hovering over Horo Horo's unconscious form-

Yoh: Aww... She's so cute... -sniffle-

Ren: -sniffle- She's... Making me cry... Let's shoot her! -takes out a rifle from his non-existent pocket and shoots at Kororo-

Yoh: Nooooooo! -jumps in front of Kororo, forgetting she is a spirit and cannot be harmed by physical things- -is hit by bullet- -dies-

All: O.O Yoh...?

Treehead (IRL friend of mine...Yes, it IS a nickname, not her real name): -appears- No! No dying allowed in D-Caf's story! Bad Ren!

D-Caf: -also appears- Yes! Bad Renny Foo-Foo!

Ren: O.o Renny Foo-Foo? -shivers with horror-

D-Caf: . Sorry. I couldn't resist... Well, that is what I really call you!

Both: -disappear-

Yoh: -gets up- Woah... That was weird...

Amidamaru: Lord Yoh! You're alive! Darn it...

Yoh: Wait, what was that last bit?!?!

Amidamaru: I said... 'Good hit!' I was talking to Anna, about Horo Horo... Y'know... Yeah...

Yoh: Okay! .

Ren: -still shivering- She called me Renny Foo-Foo...

Manta: What's the big deal? I call you that behind your back all the time!

Everyone except Horo Horo: -stop and stare-

Manta: Erm... Sorry, that wasn't supposed to come out...

Ren: -sob- WHAT'S GOING ON?! WHAT IS HAPPENING TO ME?!? WHYYYYY?!?! -curls into a ball and cries-


Yes, what indeed? What indeed... -shakes head- To find out... You must read the next chapter! To read the next chapter... There must be a next chapter! For there to be a next chapter... You must review! To review... I dunno. Well, review! Come on! . Pleeeeeeeeease? Well, I'll probably continue even if I don't get a single one, to amuse myself... But oh well! XD Sorry for the shortness, the next chappie will definetly be longer.