Welcome, welcome, all my friends! We shall DIE AND DOOM AND FROOZENBOB!
Sorry, I just felt random. Well. Well. Urrrhrr... Yeah. Here, before I scare you. More. Outside of the story, I mean.

Disclaimer: Meow meow meow... MEOW HOW FOW!
Translation of Disclaimer: No Shaman King owning me yes... Hi I'm Joe.
Translation of Translation of Disclaimer: I don't own Shaman King

Aye. Peace at last. Sorta. But that can't last long, now can it? That would make... A NOT-INTERESTING STORY! MUAHAHAHA! (my computer pronounces that 'myuahahaheyha' it's funneh!)

Ren: -is hiding inside... Jun's hair- (who knows how much stuff can fit in there, aye?)

Horo Horo: -rises into the air and spins around- Whoohoohoo! Flazenburgengeimernoofafoofengloofendongdongwahoo!

Pirka and Jun: -stop eating and stare-

Pirka: I be scared, aye aye captain!

Jun: Me too... But who's the captain?

Yoh: -appears suddenly- -strikes a pose- I AM, BUNNIES!

Everyone but Yoh: O.O -look at unconcious Yoh lying outside- -look back at new Yoh- -shrug-

Jun: Bunnies?

Yoh: Yeah. Why not?

Jun: I UNDERSTAND WHY FLYING IS A SINGSONG YAM!

Horo Horo: But... Umm... Nevermind. -sweatdrop-

Jun: -starts disco dancing- Moose, foose, spinnin' like a stereo!

Ren: -falls out of her hair- Oww.

Bologna: -falls out of her hair- Moohaha.

TV Remote: -falls out of her hair- Goofa?

Piece of Paper: -falls out of her hair- READ ME, FOR I AM SPECIAL!

Horo Horo: Yar? O.o HEY! THOSE ARE MY CAR KEYS! HAHAHAHA! -runs over and grabs the remote- -rubs it against his face- I've missen you, Foopenla!

Pirka: ...Foopenla?

Horo Horo: My one true love.

Me (outside story): -teary eyes- Wh-Wh-WHAT?!?!

Horo Horo: Besides the authoress, of course. -smile-

Me (outside story): AHOY! ...Why ahoy? I don't know.

Soujiro: -appears- Hullo! I AM A SLICE OF CHEESE, FEAR MY FIREY SNEEZE!

Yoh: Err... I think you're in the wrong fanfic.

Soujiro: Huh? Oh, right. SORRY, FINKLENOSE! -dissapears again-

Jun: FINKLENOSE? Jeez, what is it with these names?!?!? -shakes head-

Computer Printer: -falls out of her hair- Thunkfart.

Ren: -stares- I ish a moofensciririririri.

All but Ren and Jun: O.o ????

Jun: Sorry. That's his private phrase that means 'I'm scared'. Family secret.

Yoh: I want some tea.

Horo Horo: ...I want some food.

Hao: -appears in a waitress costume- I live to serve! -magically makes a cup of tea and a bag appear- Here! -dumps both on his own head. -dissapears-

Horo Horo: WHAR? NEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUFFFAAAAARRRRRNNNNNAAAAAARRRRRRR!

Jun: Does that mean you're update update bling bling?

Horo Horo: ...Uh, what?

Jun: I dunno. The words just sorta pooged out of my moth.

Horo Horo: POOGED out of your MOTH?

Jun: Don't make me try to finfarg againminty.

Horo Horo: -blinkblink-

Jun: Arr, arr, meeken speakinininin froplem... Ebadu ku ku smaden dingo phone...

Horo Horo: -backs away-

Anna: -bursts into the room through a time portal- Ren, my love! I've been looking through all time for you!

Ren: Uh... Why didn't you just look NOW? Isn't that where I am?

Anna: Yeah, but... Umm... HAHA! I SAID BUT! WHICH IS LIKE BUTT!

Ren: -is scared- -jumps on Yoh's head-

Yoh: AAH! There's a FISH on my HEAD! There's a FISH on my HEAD! YaPpOo!

Ren: I am NOT a fish!

Anna: He is NOT a fish!

Jun: FOo men LA do MISH!

Horo Horo: I want some ramen!

Anna Ren: -glare at Horo-

Horo Horo: -sighs- And he is not a fish.

Ren: Nope, I'm a rabbit! -runs out of the room screaming-

Anna: My love? COME BACK CHOO CHOO! -runs after him-

Jun: Doo doo la la! MEOW!

All: And that's the end of our... SONG! For now, there's a computer for everyone, but shall the monkeys conquer the ear of the future? Aye aye, we shall never learn the banana!

-stares at story- I'm rather scared. Umm... Well... BLAME MY BROTHER! Why, you ask? DON'T ASK!

Reviewers Responses:
Usagi: Lol! Randomness and pointlessness be FUN! Sorry it took so long, the freezer held me back.

rinkurocks: Thank yoU! I try my best to be as funny and random as possible.
Sorry, I just had to stand up and yell 'HEY foogenfoof! AGENWOO! BAGENWAGENDOO! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!' for no apparent reason. My brother stared at me. Well, anyways.
Kendosakuyamon: Lol. Yesh, I truly do call him that. I brought Hao in a little, he'll probably be in here more the next chapter or so...