This is kind of a Part One to a Part Two...yes... I'm sure everyone knows about the Professor Snape-as-Batman joke that's running around...I support it...plus I also support SLASH...I hope you can all guess who the SLASH pairing is in this story...there are hints, look for them...
Harry Potter is Confused...Big Time!

School was out, and Harry Potter was happy about that. There was no need to go to classes anymore, or see that horrible git, Professor Snape.

"Hey Harry!" came a shout from behind him. Harry turned around to see his best friends, Hermione Granger and Ron Weasley, running up to him.

"What a week we had!" Hermione exclaimed once they had reached Harry. Harry looked at her.

"Hermione, are you feeling okay?" he asked, smiling to himself. Hermione was never one to admit that school was tiring.

"I've just been so anxious for news from you-know-who," she whispered.

"Voldemort?" Ron cried out, aghast.

"No," Hermione said. "Sirius."

"Oh," Ron said in relief. "Well, Harry hasn't heard from him, have you?" Harry shook his head to say "No."

"I hope he's okay," Hermione said. "I don't know if the Dementors are still looking for him, or not."

"Well, let's think," Ron said in a bitter tone. "Sirius is still a wanted man. OF COURSE THE DEMENTORS ARE STILL LOOKING FOR HIM!"

Hermione stuck her tongue out at him. Harry laughed. Suddenly, there was a huge "BANG" from behind them. The trio turned around.

A small group of students had gathered near the Herbology Greenhouses.

"What was that?" Harry asked curiously. They headed over to where the group was. After managing to push through the students they saw what everyone was staring at.

Draco Malfoy was lying on the ground, a look of fear in eyes. He was staring at Neville Longbottom. Neville had his wand clenched tightly in his hand, glaring down at Malfoy with hate in his eyes.

"How dare you," Neville was saying. "You have no right to say something like that. No right."

Standing behind Neville, looking completely surprised, was Seamus Finnigan.

"What happened?" Harry repeated again.

Colin Creevey, a boy who idol worshiped Harry, whispered in his ear, "Draco said some bad things about Seamus, and Neville went crazy. He blasted Draco right off his feet. Draco was surprised. He didn't know what was happening to him."

Ron and Hermione, who had been listening to Colin talk, raised their eyebrows at each other. Neville? Act out on Seamus's behalf? Now that wasn't normal. Not at all.

The trio turned their attention back to Neville, Draco, and Seamus. It looked as if Neville had finished talking to Draco. He was talking to Seamus now, who looked very proud.

Suddenly there was another "BANG" from behind them. Everyone turned around. Harry smiled to himself.

Parked in clear area by the school was The Knight Bus. The tall purple bus looked as empty as it had the night that Harry had went on it. Harry cringed. Hitting into that window was not fun.

Stan, one of the workers on The Knight Bus, appeared in the doorway.

"Welcome to The Knight Bus," he mumbled slowly. "Transportation for the lost wizard or witch or anyone who needs a ride..." he stopped and threw the cards he been reading from to the floor.

"Who can I help?" he said, gazing at the students. His eyes came to Harry.

"It's Harry Potter!" Stan exclaimed happily. "Ern, it's Harry Potter!" Harry nodded at him and hid behind Ron.

"What you hiding for?" Stan asked, stepping off the bus and peering at Harry. Harry didn't answer him.

"What are you doing here?" Dean Thomas asked.

Stan shrugged. "I don't know. Someone needed me." He looked around at the students.

"I did," a voice said from further back in the crowd. It was Neville. He grabbed Seamus's hand and pulled him forward. He shoved Seamus onto The Knight Bus and then followed him on.

"Let's go," Neville said to Stan. Stan shrugged and followed Neville on.

"Take it away Ern," a voice from the front of the bus said. The engine started up and then they were off.

Suddenly, Professor Snape ran by. His black cape was flying out from under him, and he was singing "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!"

"What was the about?" Hermione asked once the crowd had disappeared.

"What, The Knight Bus, Neville hexing Malfoy, or Professor Snape?" Ron replied to her.

"Both?" she said.

"I can't explain either one," Ron said in disbelief. "They were both weird happenings. What do you think, Harry?"

Harry shrugged. "I don't know," Harry started. Then he stopped. He thought of something. He smiled to himself and then started laughing.

"What's so funny?" Hermione and Ron said to him. "What?"

Harry continuing laughing as he said, "Nothing that you'd understand."

As they begged and the pleaded, Harry refused to tell them what he had thought of.

Did they ever find out? That I don't know.

The End

Snape came running back. "Come, my sidekick Robin!" he called, raising his index finger high in the air.

Draco Malfoy came from behind a tree, dressed up as Robin. "Why do I have to do this again?" he asked.

"Because Batman needs a sidekick," Snape pointed out. "And I'll fail you in Potions class."

Draco sighed. "Oh, all right."

Snape smiled in a pleased way, spread out his arms and sang "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" at the top of his lungs. Then he ran off. Draco stayed for a moment.

"ROBIN!" Snape screamed from the distance. Draco sighed.

He spread out his arms and sang meekly, "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" He then ran after Snape.

Crabbe and Goyle came from behind a large rock. They were snickering. In their hands was a video camera.

"Thanks boys," Colin Creevey said, coming out from behind a bush. He took the video camera from them. "Payback time, Draco!" he screamed happily.

The End

(Seriously)

Me: Ah, the power of Seamus and Neville SLASH! I'm going to write a full SLASH fic about the two of them soon!

DR: Slash is disgusting...

Me: You should read the ones about your character and Draco Malfoy...those are my favorites!

DR: You read that junk?!?

Me: Hey! It's not junk! I do READ it, and I WRITE it!

DR: EW! DISGUSTING! EW!

Me: You jerk! I might right a story about you being gay with someone...

DR: NO! NOT ME! I'LL...I'LL...SHUT UP!

Me: Really?

DR: Really!

Me: Okay! Please REVIEW! LATERS!