Okay...this started off as a story for the kid I babysit for, but I took it home and added on to it...note all of the SLASH! Trust me, you don't post SLASH in front of almost seven year old boys! So, do enjoy this! Bet you'll be surprised to find out who Draco snogs...

Timmy Meets Harry Potter... and Such

Timmy McCauley was sitting at his house one dark and stormy night. He was bored. His little brother Joshua was sleeping, and his parents were someplace downstairs.

Suddenly, there was a noise like a gunshot outside of Timmy's window. He looked outside. Sitting next to his house was... The Knight Bus!

A tall man stepped out from The Knight Bus. "Welcome to The Knight Bus," he started. "My name is Stan." He looked at Timmy. "Well, what are you waiting for?" he asked. "We're going to meet Harry Potter!"

Timmy couldn't believe it. He loved Harry Potter. After checking with his parents that it was okay, he got on The Knight Bus. Off they went!

Within an hour Timmy could see the tall gleaming building that was Hogwarts Castle. He grew excited and nervous at the same time.

Soon he was being left off outside of Hogwarts School main entrance. A tall dark haired witch stepped outside.

"Hello Timmy," she said. "I am Professor McGonagall. Welcome to Hogwarts!" With that said she took Timmy inside.

Once they were inside of Hogwarts Timmy marveled at how big the building was. On the plus side, he was being taken to the Great Hall!

Professor McGonagall ushered Timmy inside the Great Hall. Everyone looked at him.

"Hello Timmy!" everyone shouted out loud. They waved. Timmy waved back. A tall old man stood up.

"Timmy McCauley," he said. "I am Professor Dumbledore."

"Hello Professor!" everyone in the school coursed. Professor Dumbledore waved his hands at them to silence them. "Tonight, Timmy, you will be in Gryffindor!"

"Yeah!" Timmy shouted. He loved Gryffindor House! Professor McGonagall lead him over to the table. Timmy sat down next to a red haired boy.

"Hello Timmy," he said. "I'm Ron Weasley." They shook hands.

"I'm Hermione Granger," a young witch with bushy hair sitting next to Ron said.

Many more people introduced themselves. Timmy met people by the names of Fred and George Weasley, Lee Jordan, Neville Longbottom, Seamus Finnigan, Dean Thomas, Oliver Wood, Ginny Weasley, and Percy Weasley. But there was still no sign of Harry!

Suddenly, while they were all eating dinner, a tall man with a hooked nose and greasy black hair stood up. He pointed one long index finger high up into the air.

"The Bat Signal!" he bellowed in a deep voice. "It only means trouble! To the Bat Mobile!"

He jumped from his seat, spread out his arms, and began to run across the Great Hall, singing as he went.

"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" The man ran from the room. He appeared back inside after a moment.

"ROBIN!" he yelled. "I thought we got over this problem in the last story!"

"Alright Professor Snape!" a boy wearing green robes yelled. He stood up. He had silver blonde hair and a pale pointed face. Timmy knew who he was. The infamous Draco Malfoy.

Draco sighed and raised his index finger in the air. He began to run towards Professor Snape.

"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" Draco sang meekly. He disappeared from the room, Professor Snape following him.

"We still don't understand why Professor Snape does that," Ron whispered to Timmy. Timmy nodded. He wasn't to sure either.

Soon dinner was done, and Timmy was following Ron and the rest of the Gryffindors to their Common Room. Once they were inside, Ron commanded attention.

"Alright everyone," he started, pacing back and forth in front of the fire. "My plan is that we tie down Professor Snape and make him tell us why he runs around screaming Batman or else we'll cut his hair."

"Uh Ron," Hermione started.

"Yes my good Hermione?" Ron asked.

"First off, it's not a good idea to tie down a teacher and then threaten them," she said. "Second, Professor Snape obviously thinks that he's a super hero. Thirdly, Timmy needs to meet Harry."

"Oh yeah!" Ron exclaimed. He turned to Timmy. "Stay here," he said. "I'll go get Harry."

Ron raised his finger high up in the air. "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" he screamed, running across the room and up a staircase.

"It doesn't work when you do it!" Hermione called after him.

"Aw, be quiet!" Timmy heard Ron call from someplace above him.

Within a moment Ron came back downstairs, followed by a skinny boy with dark messy hair and bright green eyes.

Timmy gasped. It was...

"Harry Potter," Harry said, holding out his hand to Timmy. Timmy shook it.

"You're a great Quidditch player, Harry!" Timmy exclaimed. Harry laughed.

"Why thank you!" he said. "You're a great friend of mine, Timmy!"

"I am?" Timmy asked. "Cool!" Harry smiled. He looked down at his watch.

"Dear me," he said. "Timmy, it's time for you to go home."

"But I've just met you Harry!" Timmy cried out. The night had been so eventful. He didn't want to go anywhere.

"We'll keep in touch," Harry said reassuringly. "I promise. Look for a snowy owl."

Timmy nodded. Suddenly the room started to spin. He felt as if he was falling backwards. Suddenly he woke up.

Timmy looked around. He was at home, in his bedroom. There was no sign of Harry anywhere.

Timmy sighed. It was all just a dream, he thought to himself. He got out of bed. There was no Knight Bus. He turned to go back to sleep when he saw something sitting on his desk next to him. He went over to it.

Sitting on his desk was a letter. It was addressed to him, and the return address was...to Harry Potter! So it was real! Timmy opened the letter.

'Timmy-

If you ever need to talk to, or see me again, write a letter and leave it on the floor in front of your bedroom window. Hedwig will find it.

Harry'

Timmy smiled. Wait, there was a P.S.!

'P. S.- Here's a little gift for you'

Out of the letter fell a beautiful snowy colored feather. Timmy smiled again. What a wild night!

The End

Meanwhile, outside of Timmy's house, looming and lurking about every corner, were Professor Snape and Draco Malfoy. They were dressed in their Batman and Robin outfits, and Draco looked sour.

"I'm almost sure the Bat Signal came from somewhere around here, good sidekick Robin!" Snape whispered.

Draco sighed. "What exactly did you say this Bat Signal looked like?" he asked.

Professor Snape smiled. "Oh, it was so tiny and far away. It was twinkling ever so brightly."

Draco's mouth dropped open. "You thought that the Bat Signal was a star. A star! THERE ARE STARS ALL OVER THE PLACE IN THE WORLD!"

He dropped his voice. "We could be anywhere," he was saying as he began to pace around.

"We're in America," Snape pointed out.

"AMERICA!" Draco screamed loudly. "That's great. So we're, like, who knows HOW many hours from home!" Draco started to have a tantrum.

"Oh look Robin!" Professor Snape called out. "It's the rescue crew!"

"It's the American Police!" Draco screamed. "Run!"

They ran as fast as they could from the police. Finally they made it to a dark forest.

"We are we?" Draco whispered.

"A forest," Professor Snape answered. He pointed ahead of him. "It's The Knight Bus!"

Sure enough, it was. It turns out that Professor Dumbledore had sent Stan and Ernie to look for Snape and Malfoy.

Within seconds the two were on The Knight Bus.

"You can sit back there," Stan said, pointing behind him. Draco and Professor Snape walked into a room.

"What are you two doing here?" Draco exclaimed.

It was Neville and Seamus. They both shrugged. Draco sighed loudly and flopped down on a bed.

"I need a nap," he moaned.

"Well, good Robin," Professor Snape was saying. "You deserve some rest."

"Call me Robin one more time and I swear I'll..."

The engines of The Knight Bus roared and sure enough they were off.

They only think that could be heard, apart from Draco's disgusted yells, was the sound of Professor Snape's voice. He was singing.

"Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!"

The End

(Again)

Suddenly Colin Creevey appeared from the second floor on The Knight Bus. "Are we having a party that no one's told me about?" Colin asked after he spotted Draco, Snape, Neville and Seamus. His eyes lingered on Neville and Seamus. They were sitting on the same bed and holding hands. Seamus blushed and Neville smiled stupidly.

"So that's why you were yelling in a disgusted fashion!" Colin exclaimed, pointing at Draco. Draco nodded.

"I never knew that they were gay," Draco said to Colin. "I mean, I guess it was obvious after Neville blasted me of my feet when I was teasing Seamus, and the fact that they were on The Knight Bus in the first place, but I never realized it."

"Being gay's not a bad thing," Neville stated as he pulled Seamus closer to him. Draco made another disgusted face.

"Why the disgusted face, dear Robin?" Professor Snape asked him. Draco glared at him. "We all know how you feel about Harry Potter."

Draco's mouth dropped open and he blushed furiously. Colin suppressed a giggle. Seamus and Neville looked at each other in surprise.

"How could you?" Draco spurted out after a moment. He pointed at Snape. "You promised...you swore on your life as Batman...you'd said that you'd never tell..." Draco burst into tears.

"Aw, suck it up man!" Colin yelled. "Harry's a wonderful person to love." He paused. "Hold on. I'm Harry's biggest fan! I'm the only person allowed to love him." With that said Colin burst into tears too.

"Well," Neville said. He stood up. "Seamus and I are going to go up to the third floor. Don't bother us."

"We'll be very busy," Seamus added. "Doing...things... that nobody should know about. It's a secret club meeting." Neville nodded. They put their arms around each other and headed up the stairs.

Snape sighed happily. "Ah, how wonderful it feels to do justice!" He patted himself on the back. "A pat on the back for you, my good friend! You have helped people confess their true feelings." He paused for a second when a thudding noise was heard from up above him. He heard the sound of giggling.

"Wow Neville!" he heard Seamus shriek happily. He heard Neville laughing even louder.

"You're good at it too, Seamus!" Neville answered back.

"What in hell are they doing up there?" Snape pondered to himself. He stood up and raised his index finger high in the air. "This is a job for...BATMAN!" As he was about to run off Colin and Draco blocked him.

"It's all his fault!" Colin screamed loudly.

"Let's get him!" Draco screamed. They pushed Professor Snape off The Knight Bus. The jumped after him. They hadn't meant to jump off. Colin and Draco ran after The Knight Bus, screaming for it to stop.

But The Knight Bus kept on driving forward, towards Hogwarts, with only the love struck couple of Seamus Finnigan and Neville Longbottom as it's passengers.

The End

(Or is it...)

Tired from all the running Colin and Draco dropped down on the side of the road. They were both breathing heavily.

"You thought that you could defeat me!" they heard Professor Snape screaming in the distance. "But you cannot! For I am the almighty Batman!"

Draco and Colin heard Snape start to sing again. "Nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh nuh BATMAN!" Suddenly they heard a splashing noise.

"Sounds like Snape jumped in a river!" Colin mused. Draco nodded.

"I hope he drowns." Draco smiled at Colin. The moonlight was shining on Colin's hair and face. It made him shine slightly. In fact, Draco thought that Colin looked like an angel.

"You look like an angel," Draco pointed out. Colin blushed.

"Why, thank you," he answered. Colin smiled. Draco smiled. Colin jumped on Draco, pressing his lips onto his. Draco was surprised, but only for a moment.

"Fuck," Draco thought to himself. "Creevey knows what he's doing!"

Draco didn't bother to push Colin away. After a few moments Colin pulled away.

"Sorry," Colin mumbled as he blushed lightly.

Draco smiled. "You think that you're getting away that fast, Creevey?" he said.

Colin looked up amazed. "You actually enjoyed it?"

Draco shrugged. "I did," he said. "Anyway, I've never snogged a Gryffindor before."

Colin blushed wildly. Draco smiled. He slipped his arms around Colin's small figure and started kissing him.

There they spent the night; making out on the side of the road, somewhere in the United States of America.

As for Seamus and Neville, well... let's just say that they're very happy together.

And for our dear old Professor Snape?

Unfortunately, Batman knows how to swim.

The End

(For Now)

Me: It's amazing...the longest chapter of any story that I've ever written!

DR: '...'

Me: Yes, dear reader (s)! Daniel Radcliffe has been banned from talking in this chapter, or else he will end up in a SLASH fic of mine!

DR: '...'

Me: I might seem that I'm evil...but I'm not...

DR: '...'

Me: Well, I've got to go! Daniel's being forced to watch 'The Addams Family Values' with me. It's an awesome movie!

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