A/N: Hi everybody (attempts to act nonchalant whilst is attacked from all
directions!) I'm so sorry that I haven't written in so long, totally all my
fault I know! Thanks for all you reviews you guys are just too nice to me!
Dark Forces Within: Thanks for being so understanding (I don't deserve it really since I have probably just been really lazy is all!!) Am v grateful for the compliments (why did u stop?)
Anyway, I present to you the next instalment of Mione's Summer.
12th August
Days left until school: 19 Owls received: 6
Yes ladies and gentlemen it truly is a miracle of nature. A true wonder, a gift of God, if you will. With enough luck and a little string pulling, it could become the eighth wonder of the world!
OK, I'll stop with the hyperboles. I got an owl from the two dolts at The Burrow. You'd think that they'd write and send it at a time when I'd be awake to let the poor baked bird into the house. But no, it seems that as seven in the morning is decent enough for them, then I have to live with it too. Anyway here it is.
Hermione,
Hi dude how are you? You know we are doing just great. Playing quidditch, mucking around with Fred and George's potions. In fact we've got one right here, its kind of a browny colour kind of like coke mixed with water. Anyway it tastes totally horrible like a cross between mushrooms and vinegar except it feels like an explosion when it is on the tongue. Maybe you could tell us what it is.
The point is that we are doing macho man stuff not sissy girly stuff that you would enjoy so you know don't be too upset that you aren't here. Don't get us wrong, we miss you loads. No really we..
This is where it gets pretty illegible for about half a line and then stops altogether. When I first read it I was totally confused since random letters and often words had been left out of sentences. After another read, I burst out laughing. Fred and George had obviously noticed them and so tricked them into drinking some fire whiskey at about three o clock in the morning! I can just imagine them swaggering and swooning about in the tiny, obscenely orange attic room! What a hangover they're going to have now!
Anyway, apart from that today was pretty boring. Simmy has gone to the doctor; I think she's got hay fever or something. I saw her this morning and she looked pretty ill, eyes streaming, red nose, the lot. Hope she isn't too badly sick! She was going to sleep over tomorrow night but we'll have to see about that now.
A/N: Is it just me or does it seem as if my writing style has totally changed? You know it was so weird, when I re-read the previous chapters, it seemed as if I hadn't written them at all! Anyway, hit the Review button dudes because I want to get to the 20 mark before the next chapter goes up!
Dark Forces Within: Thanks for being so understanding (I don't deserve it really since I have probably just been really lazy is all!!) Am v grateful for the compliments (why did u stop?)
Anyway, I present to you the next instalment of Mione's Summer.
12th August
Days left until school: 19 Owls received: 6
Yes ladies and gentlemen it truly is a miracle of nature. A true wonder, a gift of God, if you will. With enough luck and a little string pulling, it could become the eighth wonder of the world!
OK, I'll stop with the hyperboles. I got an owl from the two dolts at The Burrow. You'd think that they'd write and send it at a time when I'd be awake to let the poor baked bird into the house. But no, it seems that as seven in the morning is decent enough for them, then I have to live with it too. Anyway here it is.
Hermione,
Hi dude how are you? You know we are doing just great. Playing quidditch, mucking around with Fred and George's potions. In fact we've got one right here, its kind of a browny colour kind of like coke mixed with water. Anyway it tastes totally horrible like a cross between mushrooms and vinegar except it feels like an explosion when it is on the tongue. Maybe you could tell us what it is.
The point is that we are doing macho man stuff not sissy girly stuff that you would enjoy so you know don't be too upset that you aren't here. Don't get us wrong, we miss you loads. No really we..
This is where it gets pretty illegible for about half a line and then stops altogether. When I first read it I was totally confused since random letters and often words had been left out of sentences. After another read, I burst out laughing. Fred and George had obviously noticed them and so tricked them into drinking some fire whiskey at about three o clock in the morning! I can just imagine them swaggering and swooning about in the tiny, obscenely orange attic room! What a hangover they're going to have now!
Anyway, apart from that today was pretty boring. Simmy has gone to the doctor; I think she's got hay fever or something. I saw her this morning and she looked pretty ill, eyes streaming, red nose, the lot. Hope she isn't too badly sick! She was going to sleep over tomorrow night but we'll have to see about that now.
A/N: Is it just me or does it seem as if my writing style has totally changed? You know it was so weird, when I re-read the previous chapters, it seemed as if I hadn't written them at all! Anyway, hit the Review button dudes because I want to get to the 20 mark before the next chapter goes up!
