1AN: Hey everyone! I just got this idea to make the song Simple and Clean but use the opposites of the words and make it Complicated and Dirty. Well, actually I had the idea for a while and I'm finally getting around to typing it up. Granted, the syllables don't match up for all the phrases but I still think it is fun to sing it. It's quite funny when you do. And I'm not sure if anyone has done this idea and if they have, sorry. In addition, the real words are going to be posted after my song parody just for those who want that reference....though I'm sure most of you already know the lyrics! :) Also, the lines got messed up and it wouldn't let me fix them.

Disclaimer: I do not own Kingdom Hearts, Simple and Clean, etc.. Utada Hikaru wrote Simple and Clean and I take no credit for that.

Complicated and Dirty

You're taking from me a few things

Lately, you're not what I need

You frowned at me and said

Don't get me wrong I hate you

But does that mean I have to meet your mother?

If we were younger you'd understand

What I meant when I said, "yes

I do think death is quite that complicated"

When you run to me

You will hear me say please

Oh, baby, just go

Complicated and dirty is the way that you're making me feel today

It's easy to let it go

The weekly things that keep us all unoccupied

Are making sense to me

That's when you left me and said

Wish I could prove I hate you

But does that mean I have to run on land?

If we were younger you'd understand

It's not enough when I say so

And maybe all things are that complicated

When you run to me

You will hear me say please

Oh, baby, just go

Complicated and dirty is the way that you're making me feel today

It's easy to let it go

Let go of me

Whatever moves beyond this afternoon

Is a lot later on

Regardless of warnings the past doesn't scare me at all

Everything's like before

Simple and Clean

You're giving me too many things

Lately you're all I need

You smiled at me and said,

Don't get me wrong I love you

But does that mean I have to meet your father?

When we are older you'll understand

What I meant when I said "No,

I don't think life is quite that simple"

When you walk away

You don't hear me say please

Oh baby, don't go

Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight

It's hard to let it go

The daily things that keep us all busy

Are confusing me

That's when you came to me and said

Wish I could prove I love you

But does that mean I have to walk on water?

When we are older you'll understand

It's enough when I say so

And maybe some things are that simple

When you walk away

You don't hear me say please

Oh baby, don't go

Simple and clean is the way that you're making me feel tonight

It's hard to let it go

Hold me

Whatever lies beyond this morning

Is a little later on

Regardless of warnings the future doesn't scare me at all

Nothing's like before