CHAPTER TWO: EXPERIMENT GUILD

Lilo sat on her bed. She sighed. She had been confined to the house for three hours, but it felt like three weeks. She felt like she was being treated like some dog. but she wasn't a dog. She was a human being, and she wanted out. She was even thinking like a dog.

"I wish Jumba would've made an escape experiment" said Lilo.

"Are two stealing experiments good enough?" said a voice.

Lilo sat up. She was looking at experiments 1-4-9 adn 1-5-0, a.k.a Bonnie and Clyde.

"How'd you get out of jail?" asked Lilo.

"Uh...that information is on a need-to-know basis" said Bonnie.

"Swirly helped us out" said Clyde. Bonnie elbowed him in the stomach-or at least the part of the stomach that he could reach.

Lilo rolled her eyes.

"Uh-huh. So wy are you here?" she asked.

"We're forming a sort of...team against Deggi" said Bonnie.

Lilo's eyes widened. "How do you-"

"Know about Deggi?" interrupted Clyde "Stitch told us about him. We've already got a few experiments on our side. We're trying to get more experiments to stop Deggi. After all, there's 626 of us and one of him. Of course, there is the captured experiments, and there are only so many repurposed experiments...okay, we'll say a lot more of us than there are of him".

"Okay" said Lilo "So, uh, let's, uh, go now".

"Affermative" said Bonnie. Clyde picked up Lilo and Bonnie. The theft experiment leapt out of Lilo's window.

Gantu paced around the ship.

"What was I thinking, letting Deggi Dinkaaz come here, oh I am so stupid!" he said.

"Can't argue with that" said 625, eating a bacon sandwich.

Gantu looked threateningly a 625. Just then, the ship's door opened. Deggi stood there.

"Hello Gantu" he said "Long time no see".

Gantu's eyes narrowed. When he last encountered Deggi, he had been staring at the blade of a laser sword. Gantu had his blaster, ready to subdue Deggi. Deggi had his trademark laser sword, ready to send Gantu straight to hell. Back then, Gantu was still Captian of the Galactic Alliance. He knew that Deggi had been following 626 from Turo to Earth during 626's escape.

"Yes indeed" said Gantu "Do you have your laser sword?"

Deggi's answer was two-thirds of his trademark blade's handle.

"I don't believe it. Someone sliced your weapon in half" said Gantu "Who was it?"

"I was surrounded by six thugs, each three times my size at least. I killed them all, but one of them used their own laser sword to destroy mine" said Deggi 'But I did get this". He held up his pistol, which had many functions.

"A multi-function class 3? Not bad" said Gantu, grinning.

"I thought that's what you'd think" said Deggi. "6-2-5, where's that sandwich?"

"Where are we going?" asked Lilo, who was still on Clyde's back.

"Our old crib" said Bonnie, who was also still on Clyde's back "We figured it was a nice pad, so we decided to keep it".

"Are you sure Gantu doesn't know where you're hiding?" asked Lilo.

"Postive" said Clyde "If he did, we'd be on high alert. With Deggi out there, we're on medium level".

"I thought Bonnie was the brains" said Lilo.

"He is" said Clyde "But i'm not stupid either".

Bonnie and Lilo couldn't help smiling. Clyde suddenly stopped running.

"We're here" he said automatically.

A voice from inside the old shed said "Password".

"Failure in shark's clothing" said Bonnie. Lilo laughed, knowing that the password was a reference to Gantu. The huge door went up.

Inside were a few other experiments. Slushy, Swirly, Splodyhead, Holio, Sparky, Yaarp, and, of course, Stitch.

"Aloha cousins" said Lilo.

"Aloha" they said, many of them in Turian.

"Alright, everybody, greeting's over" said Bonnie "Back to positions. Yaarp, alert station. Holio, Swirly, camouflage guard. Slushy, Splodyhead, defense guard. Stitch, come here".

Lilo was amazed. Stitch walked over.

"Oh, the military stuff?" said Bonnie "It's just cool to do. We all have a specific position. Yaarp is emergency alert. Holio and Swirly are the guards because of their abilities. Swirly hypnotises the intruder, Holio sends him into some other dimension or something. Slushy, Splodyhead, and Clyde are assistant guards and experiment recuiters, and Stitch is the head of the experiment recruiters. I decide what experiments get recruited and when".

"Ih" said Stitch, confirming this.

"Cool" said Lilo.

"So anyways, you'll have to stay here for around a day" said Bonnie "Because you, my human friend, are going to be the tactician".

Lilo smiled. She seemed to be the strategist of the group, but maybe she was the strategist of the entire experiments. Maybe she was, in a way, an experiment herself.

Author's Note: Well, there's the second chapter. I like this one. I remember watching Angel, and the small army of evil experiments inspired me to make this army of good experiments. It seems kinda military, I know, but I like the idea.

I really love the idea of Lilo being the thinker of the experiments. The only strategist experiment I can think of is Bonnie, but I think Lilo would be good too.

Also, I like the idea of Deggi and Gantu being former rivals. Now they have to work together, even though they very well know that either one could betray the other at any given moment.

Well, here's the second chapter. I hope you enjoy Experimental Chaos, and trust me, there's a lot more coming.