The Kitten Poker Drabbles

by trinfaneb

Mostly 100 word Buffy and Angel crossover drabbles with The Shield, Deadwood, Hellboy, Rounders, The Drew Carey Show, The Sopranos, and Star Trek. Detailing my peculiar obsession with kitten poker.

4. Hellboy

Freeze, its the ASPCA!

Summary: 100 word BtVS Hellboy Drabble--sequel to Pet Project Drabble

Hellboy burst through the backroom bar door and said, "Alright hands off those kittens, you sickos."

Spike looked up from the poker table and said, "What are you going on about Mr. Color of Tandori Chicken Man?"

"I know what your planning to do with those innocent cats."

"Honest, Mr. HellBoy, we weren't going to eat them. I've quit because of high cholesterol and Spike has a soul now and Mimi is cutting way back on the chaos demon vibe," said Clem.

"Ok, but what about the shark guy?" asked Hellboy.

"Hey I don't eat my capital," said Mr. Teeth.