8/4/04

Lindsey's Revenge Chapter 2

Lindsey walked out of the office and looked around the hotel. "Hmmmm" he put his hand to his chin. "Where to start.." then his eyes focused on some very important looking filing cases. He tip toed over there, and was about to start his search when Cordelia came into the room.

Forgetting he was in Angel's body, Lindsey hid behind the closet. "Uh? Angel, why are you hiding?" Cordelia asked, hands on her hips.

A smile formed on Lindsey's or Angel's, but you know. "Because, Cordelia, I'm a stupid dork that likes to cut off very talented lawyer's hands, so they can no longer play guitar!" he said. Cordelia raised her eyebrow and said "whatever, I really need a break from this place" she then sat down at the front desk, and started to paint her nails. The phone rang and she answered it.

"Hello! Angel Investigations, we help the hopeless!" she listened to the conversation and wrote down an address. She hung up and put on her coat. "Hey, Angel, I have to go puck up this check, tell Wes and Gunn ok?" she said, getting to the door. "Sure, Cordelia." Lindsey said and watched her go.

Lindsey sat around the office for about 10 minutes, bored out of his mind. Then he noticed the nail polish. The pink nail polish. He laughed and scooped it up. He began painting his new temporary hands. Both of them. He still couldn't wrap his head around that!

Gunn entered with Wesley in tow. "Hey! Anyone home!" Gunn called. "Hey guys!" Lindsey greeted them. Gunn stared at what Angel was doing. "Oh, uh, what a nice color?" Wesley was baffled. "I love pink! It's the bestest color of the rainbow!" Wesley and Gunn's eyes went huge.

They briskly walked out of ears reach. "Man, he's lost it!" Gunn did the crazy signal, with the spinning finger and forehead. "Oh dear. What are we to do?" Wesley asked. Gunn shrugged.

"Hey guys! Let's bake brownies!" Lindsey was having so much fun! "Uh, I think I'll pass." Gunn said. Brownie baking was not part of the tough guy image. "Please?" puppy dog eyes. Gunn dragged Wesley into one of the other rooms.

"Dude! He's not lost it! He's ya know!" Gunn said, shocked. "What?" Wesley asked, confused. "He's hitting on us!" Gunn shuddered. "Well, it is true that vampires are bisexual by nature, but, you don't really believe that do you?" Wesley was skeptical.

"OK, you live in denial land, but I'm outta here 'fore he lays it on any thicker!" Gunn walked out the back door, and Wesley watched. 'Angel wouldn't, would he?' he thought, almost… hopeful? Nah!

I'll stop now! Please send in any suggestions, my friend seems to think it's ok, but she's as helpful as a mirror to a vampire, LOL. Please tell me what ya think, and what you want to see! : )