A/N: Thanks for all the reviews! You guys rock my socks! Sorry to those who gave me ideas for characters but supposedly I can't do that or something stupid. Well anyway…yeah that's about it.

Decided to change my penname as well. I was getting tired of it. I can't believe it! I've been a member of this site for over a year now, since November 26th. I bet now that you know that your life is officially complete. Since now that I know that you know that I can now go on contemplating on Kuririn, Harry Potter's dad, and the meaning of life….

Chapter 6: Twins From Heck

Kuririn sat upon the porch steps with nothing better to do then to think of the dreaded night approaching. He was indubitably thinking of making up some excuse as to stay home that night. Maybe he'd just tell them he got his hand stuck in a blender or that he wasn't sick. Of course he'd used both of those excuses already so it probably wouldn't work.

He wasn't exactly. worried about Yamcha laughing or making fun of him all he'd really expected was a pat on the back and a "Well better luck next time, remember that Bulma's aunt (a/n: remember from the first chapter) is expecting you to pick her up tomorrow at 8 o'clock." What he was worried about was the embarrassing consequences afterwards. He was almost reaching the age of thirty and still had no luck with women except with his friend's sixty-five year old aunt.

He sighed then laid down onto the porch, placing his hands behind his back letting the warmth of the sun soak into his body. He lay there for a while until he felt the soft movement of someone sitting down next to him. Swiftly opening his eyes he looked up to see Juuhachigou sitting there looking just as lovely yet emotionless as always.

"Oh, hello." Kuririn said eagerly hoping to get a conversation started as he sat up. "What brings you at here?"

"I live here now, don't I?" She said almost snappishly.

"I'm sorry, it's just that you don't seem to like being near me is all." Kuririn wished he hadn't said anything, he hoped he hadn't offended her.

"Well I guess that can change. You're really not as bad as a lot of people." Kuririn almost swore he heard a hint of thoughtfulness in her voice.

No I must be kidding myself. The day she becomes thoughtful is the day I become a chick magnet.

There was a but of a silence between the pair until Juuhachigou, surprisingly, spoke up. "So are you still going to that little shindig at that friend of yours' house."

"Most likely unless I spontaneously croak or something." Kuririn soon found himself playing with one of the leaves of a half dead plant – a sign of nervousness. "Um...hey, do you still want to go? You can if you want." To Kuririn it seemed like she was taking forever to answer, in reality it only took her about a minute.

"I'll think about it." With her typical short answer, she stood up and walked back inside.

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Kuririn couldn't help but consistently look at his watch. Now not only did he have to wait for the dreaded night to come but he also had to wait for Juuhachigou's response. Deciding to get some fresh air he stepped outside into the warm air breathing it in he felt somewhat more relaxed …but not really.

Soon Kuririn found himself pacing around the island practically causing a large hole in the sand. He hadn't even realized that someone had arrived on the island until he felt a light tap on his shoulder. He looked behind him where I fairly pretty girl with long black hair and emerald green stood. Past her shoulder he could see an air car was another girl, identical to her, was also getting out.

"Um…hello. Are you lost?" He asked. Are you lost? That sounded stupid.

Well actually I'm not sure." The girl answered sweetly. She started to rummage through her black, leather purse and managed to fish out a folded piece of paper. "Here, I found this." She handed him the folded paper. "You see my father expects me to get married soon as I'm the oldest by five minutes twenty-three seconds, and 2.2222 nano seconds. After I found this I decided the gentlemen mentioned here would be perfect for me!"

Kuririn took a double glance at the paper before him. It was the same ad master Roshi has posted when he found out about the bet. "I'm sorry miss but…" He was suddenly interrupted by the girl when she snatched he paper out of his hand and threw it behind her shoulder.

"I guess it doesn't matter anyway." A smile smirk arose within her lips. "You know you're kind of cute." She added with a wink causing him to blush. Before he had any time to respond to her one of the other sisters came and pounced on top of him.

"Yes! So cute! So Cute!" She started to pinch his cheeks and giggle furiously.

"Oh yes by the way, my name Nillirk and this is my sister Nirirun. Don't mind her though, she has a bad case of caffeine encomium."

The was a reserved moment when things were slightly calm when desultorily Nillirk pulled out some measuring tape and randomly started measuring his waist and other parts of his body.

"Um…excuse me, but…uh…could I ask you what you're doing?" Kuririn asked starting to get slightly impatient as she wouldn't answer him right away. Before answering she jotted down a few more things on a piece of paper. "I was taking measurements for your tuxedo. You know you quite short structured."

This girl mist obviously lack observational skills. "Why do I need a tuxedo?" She must be nuts. By this point Kuririn was extremely agitated and was hoping this girl would just leave, and it wasn't like him to think so negatively about someone else. There was also that fact that Rilnilk, or whatever her name is was practically climbing all over him.

"For our wedding, silly!" She stated as if this was something you heard everyday.

With this said, Kuririn was completely stupefied as well as blanched. He finally decided once and for all that this woman was bonkers. "What are you talking about, our wedding?"

"Well I decided after all that I wanted to marry you! Isn't this exciting! We'll have to start planning soon….blah..blah..blah" Well to Kuririn it seemed like a bunch of "blah" as he was thinking of a way to get out of this situation. "Hey! Have you been listening to anything I've said so far?"

"You know, I was thinking," He said completely ignoring her question, "why do want to marry me? You don't even know my name and you don't know if I could be some mad lunatic. I think you're really taking risk here."

"I'm not convinced." Was all she sad as she crossed her arms.

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The door from the house quietly opened, soft enough that the people on the beach could not hear. Juuhachigou stepped quietly onto the sand where she approached the three other people.

"Her lady!" The one woman that wasn't oddly crawling around on the ground called. "Give me a reason why he shouldn't marry me."

Juuhachigou was first a bit shocked from this interrogation but soon looked at the girl with a questioning gaze herself.

"Come on lady you can answer me anytime now!" She started tapping her foot impatiently while waiting for Juuhachigou to answer her question.

"Why should I answer someone who has intemperate impudence?" Like I should really be talking. She though remembering all those other times she had cut down Kuririn and other people. "And my name is not "hey you" or "lady", nor will it ever be!"

"How dare you say that I'm impudent, you stupid wench!" Nillirk yelled. At this comment Juuhachigou was beyond mad, she was absolutely furious. She felt herself ,uncontrollably , start a strong ki blast beneath her finger tips. Kuririn must have noticed because he was soon reassuring her to stop.

"Hey!" He called over to Nillirk and her weird sister, "I think you should leave! Now!" He was starting to have trouble holding back the extremely furious Juuhachigou. Of course there was also the fact that he had been grabbing her hands which made him feel a bit uncomfortable. Trying to stop someone from killing another was quite difficult when feeling discomfort because of a "silly" crush.

"You know what," screeched Nillirk , "I've had enough of this! I'm leaving!" She grabbed her sister by the wrist and dragged her toward the aircar. While in the car Niriruk stuck her head out the window blowing kisses and yelling out her farewells which resulted in her head getting jammed between the door and the window.

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Juuhachigou and Kuririn watched as the two flaky girls departed from the island. Kuririn couldn't help but laugh at the scene as they drove off, while Juuhachigou on the other hand showed to emotion.

There was a moment of silence before any of them spoke. Kuririn unmistakably could feel slight tension between and was about to say something before Juuhachigou had turned around and surprisingly spoke first.

"Yes." With that said she sauntered back into the house leaving a very confused Kuririn.

Yes? Yes, what? "Hey Juuhachigou!" He yelled just before she reached the front door. "What do you mean by, yes?"

"Yes, as in the answer of your question." She turned and headed inside leaving Kuririn out there alone.

It took Kuririn a few minutes to process what she was talking about but then it dawned on him. She meant yes as in yes she'll come tonight! YES!

Well that a weirdo chapter. This will be the last chapter of the random nutty chicks and will start to get more into the actually plot and the K/18 development! (FINALLY). Did any of you notice the pattern with the girls' names? hehe

Alright as my apologies for my lack of updating I made up this horrendous song parody to Gloria Gaynor's I Will Survive. It's extremely pathetic but…OH WELL!

Here it goes….

At first I was afraid

I was petrified

Kept thinking I could never update without you by my side

Then I spent so many ngihts thinking how I did you wrong

And I grew strong

And so I wrote this stupid song!!

So now I'm back!

From outer space

I just stepped in to update when I saw that sad look upon your face (not that I'd know)

I should have updated this spiffy fic

Should have wrote it real quick

If I would have known for just one second that It'd start to bother me!

La la la la la la la I bunch more words…………..AAAAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNNNDDD

Oh now I! I'm still alive!

As long as I know how to write

I know that I'll survive!……YEAH!

If you send this to 334 of your friends in 4.743875237847328438247392874837498237 seconds then something or rather will happen to you! Doesn't that sound just peachy…