BOOYAH! Sorry, it took me a while for this one. There was a bomb threat at school, and we were outside for three hours in the burning hot sun. I've gotten kinda sick because of that. BUT! I'm feeling much better now, so hopefully these chapters will come out quicker.

Side note: Next week, I have end-of-grade exams, so I don't think I'll be writing much. I will try to get another chappie in by the weekend.

Summary: Naruto suddenly grows some tails. Basically.

PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai

Pairings: SasuNaru.

Disclaimer: I'm not even going to say it. Y'know what I would say anyway. *sticks out tongue*

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~::Tail 2::~

Sasuke came running. "What? Naruto? … Oh, no." He saw my tail. No, not the old one. The NEW one. They both wagged, the new one stiffer than the old. I felt very uncomfortable, considering what sort of situation Sasuke was seeing me in.

Blush.

"Umm... can we NOT stare at my ass please, Sasuke?" I spoke quietly, blushing furiously.

"Huh? Oh... sorry," He paused, "Let's go eat breakfast."

I nodded and ran after him as he rushed to the kitchen.

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"WHAT?! NO RAMEN?!" I screeched while Sasuke shoved his fingers in his ears.

"Owwww, my ears are ringing, you dobe!" Sasuke yelled as he whacked me with frying pan. I crouched on the ground in pain.

"Ne, Sasuke?" I said between exaggerated whimpers.

"What?"

I looked at Sasuke with the chibi eyes and asked quietly, "Can we go to Ichiraku Ramen, please?" Sasuke stared at me unbelievingly.

After a moments pause: "Fine."

"YAAAAAAAAAY!!!!!" I jumped up and pinned Sasuke to the ground, again, in a big hug, "IloveyouIloveyouIloveyou!"

Sasuke blushed at hearing this. I did too.

"Ahhh... umm... Not like that you goof. Let's go." I grabbed Sasuke's sleeve and pulled him out the kitchen door.

Before we even left the front door, Sasuke stopped me and reminded me that we were both still in our pajamas.

"Ooops. Can I borrow something of yours, Sasuke?" I asked hesitantly. He sighed.

I watched him leave the room and come back with a pair of faded blue jeans and an undersized, plain black shirt.

"Thank you Sasuke." I ran off to the bathroom to change while he went back into his bedroom.

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We walked down the street. Well, really, I was running ahead like a little four year old with Sasuke chasing behind as fast as he could. My two tails actually helped me move quicker. I don't know how, but it was awesome. Every time I turned around I could barely see Sasuke.

"Naruto, wait up!" He called after me. I ignored him.

It wasn't long until I found the Ichiraku Ramen stand. But, this was bad. Very bad.

"UUUUUUUUUWWWWWWWWWWAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!" I screamed and fell to my knees, tears streaming down my face. I held my arms around my stomach. Closing my eyes, I laid there until Sasuke finally caught up.

"Naruto, what's wrong?" He looked at the ramen stand before me.

It was dark and empty. No one was there. No cooking materials. A big sign stood on the counter. In bold black letters, it wrote:

OUT OF BUSINESS

"Oh," Sasuke said. He sat down next to me, "Naruto?"

I didn't reply.

"Naruto, come on. We'll go to the store and buy some of our own."

My eyes snapped open. "What? We what? Do you mean it?" I stared at Sasuke with big eyes. Eyes like dish bowls, if that what you wanna say.

"Yes. I know a place that ha some ramen." He said kindly.

"Miso?"

"Yes." A flash of a smile darted across his face. I caught it, but said nothing. "Let's go, dobe."

"Don't call me that!" I yelled as I wiped the tears form my face.

//Why is he being so nice to me?// I ignored this thought.

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"And how much is that?" Sasuke said with that why-the-hell-did-I-agree-to-this type of look. I just sat and grinned.

We were going to buy every cup of ramen in the store.

The lady at the counter said the price. Sasuke cringed. He handed over the credit card thingy and we left. I held more than Sasuke. My tails helped me out.

"Beginning to like those tails, aren't you?" Sasuke smirked.

"Shaddup." I frowned, but my expression changed while I eyed the ramen in my hands.

I didn't notice two little kids come at my from behind. They each pulled one of my tails.

It hurt. Bad.

I yelped in pain. But another sound was heard, making my yelp hard to hear.

I farted.

Pretty damn loud too.

Blush.

Sasuke's face was filled with a type of mix with surprise/joy/embarrassment. I can understand that. The kids looked pretty freaked out too. That was the only good part I got out of this experience.

The two little kids ran away as fast as their feet would carry them. Sasuke couldn't seem to hold the laughter anymore. He burst out. Tears of mirth could be seen. I just sat, embarrassed.

After a minute of so, Sasuke stopped laughing and wiped his tears away. "I don't think I've ever laughed that hard in my life! You are funny! Did you do that to scare them away? Or.... was that an accident caused by those tails? Either way, that was good, dobe." He grinned, still on the edge of laughter.

I twitched, "Shaddup."

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"Oohhhh! My stomach!" I groaned in pain, my stomach sticking out of my – Sasuke's – shirt.

"Well maybe you shouldn't have eaten—" he looked at the empty ramen cups all around me, "—over half of the ramen. You stupid dobe."

My tails wagged slowly. I yawned.

"Can I go to sleep now?" I asked.

"Yeah, you can have the bed. But if anything happens to my bed, I will—"

I interrupted him, "Yeah, yeah, I know. G'night."

"Night."

I lay down on his bed. Sleep didn't come easy. It came on and off. I woke up a lot.

Once when I woke, I heard Sasuke's voice. Then I heard another voice.

Kakashi!

//What's he doing here?//

"How is Naruto doing? Is he still alive?"

"Shut up. He's alive. Now he's got two tails." I could hear the annoyance in Sasuke's voice.

//Does he hate me? Have I done something wrong?// I thought fearfully.

"Sasuke, I know what you would never admit out loud," Kakashi said slowly. My hearing picked up a hand patting a shoulder, I think. "or even to yourself."

"Get out of my house. It's late. I'm going to sleep." Sasuke said, still horribly annoyed.

//Admit? Admit to what? What something?//

A door opened and closed. The couch squeaked. I fell back asleep, unable to keep conscious.

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"Hey Sasuke. Wha'cha up to?" I asked.

He ignored me.

"Sasuke? Hello?"

The wind blew lightly. We stood outside at the stump of a cherry tree that was behind me. All the petals were faded and falling. This was weird because they faded black and fell way too quickly. Sasuke stood before me. His back facing in my direction.

"Sasuke? Will you answer me please?"

"Just go away." He said below a whisper.

"Huh? I didn't hear."

Louder. "Just go away." His voice was low and full of hate.

"Sasuke? Why?"

"Because," He turned around and faced me. His eyes were red, "I hate you. I hate everything about you. You stupid, annoying, dobe!"

He lunged forward and pinned me to the cherry tree behind me. His eyes bore into mine.

"I hate you." Was the last thing he said before he pulled out a kunai and held it at my throat.

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I awoke.

"No! Sasuke! Don't hate me!" I yelled, gasping for breath.

I heard Sasuke wake up and stumble.

Something felt weird. I reached behind me and counted my tails.

One fuzzy.

Two fuzzy.

Three fuzzy.

//Oh. Ok. There's just three.... THREE?//

"Oh god." I said. Sasuke entered the room. Only moments after I saw him, I fainted.

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"Naruto, wake up."

"Naruto?"

"Come on."

"Don't make me get Kakashi."

"Naruto?"

I opened my eyes slowly. The setting around me didn't much change from when I fainted.

"Sasuke? Why are you holding me?" I asked when I finally felt his arms around me.

"Because you lost consciousness." He let go, "Not like I like you or anything."

"Oh. So you hate me then?"

He froze. "No, I don't hate you Naruto."

"Oh." I looked away. His clock said the time was about 3:07 AM.

"Naruto?"

"Hm—"

Sasuke pulled me into a tight embrace. "I don't hate you. I don't like you." Then he put a hand on the back of my neck and forced his lips on mine. It was short, but felt like it lasted forever.

"I love you Naruto."

"EHHHH???!!?!"

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TBC....

MWAHAHAHAHAHAHA! A lovely cliffhanger. I like the way this story is turning. I have no clue what will happen next. It all depends on my demented imagination.

Anyway, review replies...

Lady Yura: I'm not certain. I was thinking earlier of adding other stuff. I might, I might not. Why this is happening? Hey, I needed SOME plot. I don't even know why this is happening. I figure it out later. ^_^

Neko: Thank you. I've always been known for some original ideas. I just thought it would be funny to write a story in which Naruto grows tails. Is it funny, right? *raises eyebrow*

Foamy and Foolproof: I was planning on Naruto get up to ninetails, so yeah. I'm working on the longer chapters part. It worked this time. I dunno if the next chapter will be as long.

Shiomi: I don't know. Naru-chan with tails sound appropriate considering the demon inside.

B.U.G.I.M.S.: Yeah, I was wondering about that too. But I didn't wanna add in a shonen-ai too soon, or I would have had trouble in this chapter. More SasuNaru to come, trust me.

See ya later peoples! R&R