Yeah! I updated fast! Go me! Go me!
I'm busy this weekend, so no chappie. But next one should be out around next Wednesday.
PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai.
Pairings: SasuNaru.
Disclaimer: Naruto not mine.
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::Tail 5::
I sighed and sat up. Sasuke has left me alone a while ago. Getting bored, I left the room (with my pants up and on!) to look for something to do or someone to talk to.
I had already told Tsunade-baba what Kyuubi had said. She just yawned and said, 'Come get me when the next happens.' Like she cares. She won't even let me leave. So, I'm stuck in the Hokage's place, bored, alone, and tired.
Hmmm, perfect. No one's looking.
I snuck outside, searching for something fun to do. I saw that people were laying themselves down to sleep. I could use that to an advantage, but that's just mean. I wanna be annoying, not mean.
I sighed and went back to the Hokage's place. I was so tired, I couldn't think of anything to do. This sucks!
When I got back, I stepped into the bathroom for some 'break time'. Instead, a large rock slammed me in the face. Followed by a bottle of something and a few hair bands.
"Itai!" I yelled as I looked to see where it came from.
I had accidentally walked in on Tsunade about to take a shower. She was standing before me, stark naked, screaming cusses. I laughed and dashed out of there.
"What an ugly old lady!" I yelled back at the door. I heard another frustrated yell from the bathroom, and I laughed. I'll just find another bathroom to use.
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When I finished my 'stuff', I decided to head off in search off Sasuke, since he was the only person who would even talk to me.
Now that I had some quiet time to myself thought, I begun to think about the last time he kissed me. Why do I have to fall for that jerk? I mean, yeah, I know he likes me. But, still, it's wrong! Two guys!
He thinks he's all that and can do whatever he wants. Hpmph! Jerk!
But still...
Ahh! No thoughts of that sort!!!
Ew! Ew! Ew! EW!
Ok, I'm going to find him. And then I'm going to talk to him. Yeah.
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"Have you seen Sasuke?"
"Who?"
"Forget it."
I walked away.
No one knows where he is. I can't find him. It's like... Gr. It's like he just disappeared.
I found Tsunade-baba. This'll be good.
"Hey!"
"Oh no," She muttered under her breath, then, "What?!"
"Jeesh! Just wanted to know where Sasuke is. Have you seen him?" I asked, with my innocent face and my five tails wagging cutely.
She scrunched her face up. Seeing that I was trying to be cute (and NICE!), she said, "I think I have. I'm not sure he'd want to see you. He looked pretty upset."
"Wha...?" I scratched my head.
"Just go down the hall, turn left and you'll see a door with the words, 'Guest Room'. That's where he is. Buh-bye." She said, relieved to get rid of me.
"Yeah, yeah. Down hall, to the left, 'guest room'. Whatever."
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I found the door with ease. I heard some shuffling behind the door. I opened the door slowly.
Unfortunately, the light was on.
My words caught in my throat.
He didn't see me.
I sure saw him.
ALL of him.
I had walked in on Sasuke dressing for bed. He was soaking wet from just taking a shower. I gasped and hid back behind the door.
He heard me. "Is anyone there? Hello?" I heard his footsteps coming to the door.
I was breathing really hard. The air was really hot, and steamy, or so it seems.
Damn you, Sasuke!
"Naruto?"
He had found me crouching behind the door. I was shaking and chattering as if I were cold. Looks like he rushed to get something on before he checked. He only had on a giant shirt and boxers. The shirt was opened pretty much all the way, except for a few buttons near the stomach.
"Are you okay?"
"No! I just saw you naked! Yuck!" I burst out. He was taken by surprise.
"Hm," He grinned, "I never thought I was THAT ugly."
"You don't care?!"
"Nope."
"You don't care that another GUY just saw your thing?!"
"Why would I? Other guys see me all the time in the hot springs, dobe. Now, be quiet, people are trying to sleep."
He paused and stared at me, "What?"
I looked up with the puppy dog eyes that no one can resist, "Can I come in?"
Sasuke let out a sigh, "Whatever. Fine."
On the outside, I just kept my face plain. But on the inside, I was prancing around.
I sat down on the bed and yawned. Sasuke glared.
"What?"
"You are not sleeping in here."
"Hmm? Why not?"
"Because. Now let me finish dressing."
"Ok." I said, while staring at him. (A/N: Sorry, if this scene sucks. I'm not very good at this stuff. Y-Y)
He ignored me and turned around. I watched him closely. His movements flowing like water. Sasuke unbuttoned the few buttons on his shirt and let it fall off his shoulders. He bent down and practically swooped back up with a new shirt. His movements reminded me of a bird; a crow. Swooping, and swaying. I was in awe. Last was the pants, simply, one foot after the other; in the pants. How can he make something so simple look so beautiful?
Sasuke looked up when he finished dressing, and saw me staring at him. I was nearly drooling.
"You dobe!" A shoe went flying at my head. It missed, barely.
"What?! Can I help it if you're beautiful and I wanna watch—" I stopped and covered my mouth at my words. "Oops."
Sasuke stared at me blankly. He opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. I just sat there, a guilty look on my face.
Eventually, I broke the silence.
"Sasuke, I—" I forgot my words when I leaned forward to express them instead.
I kissed Sasuke.
I came out.
"Sasuke, I love you."
We kissed again. I felt Sasukes' tongue on my lip, asking for entrance. But instead, I jumped back.
"Is this right?" I asked, "I mean, we're both guys and..."
"Does it feel right?" Sasuke said with a seductive tone.
Blush.
"Well, I... uh.." I stuttered.
Sasuke leaned forward to kiss me again.
Ow.
I put my hand on his mouth. "No. Wait."
Sasuke gave me the expression a kid gives the parent who just took their toy away, "What? Naruto?"
"Ow, my butt. Tails. Ow! Not again! Go get Tsunade-baba! Ow!" I yelled. It was beginning. I have to keep consciousness.
Sasuke left the room quickly. I tried to keep my eyes open, but I was so tired. And the pain was too much.
I gasped and fell down, unconscious.
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I awoke. Alone. In a white, soft bed again.
I heard the whispers outside the door. I could hear doors closing downstairs. I heard Sasuke's voice.
Why was everything so loud?
I stood up, pulling my pants up while I was at it. I guess Tsunade had to pull them down again for my tail.
God, my butt hurts!
I walked over to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
Ok, so now I had six fuzzies. Great. What about my hearing?
My eyes moved up. I stared at my reflection hard.
OH SHIT!
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!???!!?!!!?!?!!" I screamed.
Instead to my normal ears, I now had two little fox ears on top of my head.
Oh no.
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TBC...
Oookkkkaaayy.... that was interesting. Not as funny. (I'm trying, really!)
I did my best of that scene, but I just can't do love scenes right. Or anything like that. Poo.
Sorry, I skipped the tail eruption. I just didn't have the gut to write it today. -
Reviews:
Kutsu: Really? I never thought so. Thanks.
PuNkRoCkErBuNnY182: Funny, I saw a picture of Naruto with nine tails and Sasuke trying one (that's how I got the idea for this story). But Naruto looked like a rat, and Sasuke was like a demented crow. Sorry, extra thoughts. Anyways, thanks, I didn't think that one was as funny as the rest.
IceHeart19: Really? That's so nice. And of course he'd compliment Naruto (and his ass). He loves him. Hahahahaha!
Watermelon Gal: ...you have funny reviews... he he hee. Duh, Sasukes' a pervert and he thinks of Naruto allllllll the time. (Me and my demented brain will shut up.)
cat: That's good that I made someone feel good. big smile Ironically, enough, that's exactly what I was going to do! Hee, but thanks for finalizing the idea.
This chappie may not be that good, but hey, it's longer. I pulled a shoulder and a few fingers writing this so, be nice.
R&R
I'm busy this weekend, so no chappie. But next one should be out around next Wednesday.
PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai.
Pairings: SasuNaru.
Disclaimer: Naruto not mine.
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.
.
.
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::Tail 5::
I sighed and sat up. Sasuke has left me alone a while ago. Getting bored, I left the room (with my pants up and on!) to look for something to do or someone to talk to.
I had already told Tsunade-baba what Kyuubi had said. She just yawned and said, 'Come get me when the next happens.' Like she cares. She won't even let me leave. So, I'm stuck in the Hokage's place, bored, alone, and tired.
Hmmm, perfect. No one's looking.
I snuck outside, searching for something fun to do. I saw that people were laying themselves down to sleep. I could use that to an advantage, but that's just mean. I wanna be annoying, not mean.
I sighed and went back to the Hokage's place. I was so tired, I couldn't think of anything to do. This sucks!
When I got back, I stepped into the bathroom for some 'break time'. Instead, a large rock slammed me in the face. Followed by a bottle of something and a few hair bands.
"Itai!" I yelled as I looked to see where it came from.
I had accidentally walked in on Tsunade about to take a shower. She was standing before me, stark naked, screaming cusses. I laughed and dashed out of there.
"What an ugly old lady!" I yelled back at the door. I heard another frustrated yell from the bathroom, and I laughed. I'll just find another bathroom to use.
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When I finished my 'stuff', I decided to head off in search off Sasuke, since he was the only person who would even talk to me.
Now that I had some quiet time to myself thought, I begun to think about the last time he kissed me. Why do I have to fall for that jerk? I mean, yeah, I know he likes me. But, still, it's wrong! Two guys!
He thinks he's all that and can do whatever he wants. Hpmph! Jerk!
But still...
Ahh! No thoughts of that sort!!!
Ew! Ew! Ew! EW!
Ok, I'm going to find him. And then I'm going to talk to him. Yeah.
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"Have you seen Sasuke?"
"Who?"
"Forget it."
I walked away.
No one knows where he is. I can't find him. It's like... Gr. It's like he just disappeared.
I found Tsunade-baba. This'll be good.
"Hey!"
"Oh no," She muttered under her breath, then, "What?!"
"Jeesh! Just wanted to know where Sasuke is. Have you seen him?" I asked, with my innocent face and my five tails wagging cutely.
She scrunched her face up. Seeing that I was trying to be cute (and NICE!), she said, "I think I have. I'm not sure he'd want to see you. He looked pretty upset."
"Wha...?" I scratched my head.
"Just go down the hall, turn left and you'll see a door with the words, 'Guest Room'. That's where he is. Buh-bye." She said, relieved to get rid of me.
"Yeah, yeah. Down hall, to the left, 'guest room'. Whatever."
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I found the door with ease. I heard some shuffling behind the door. I opened the door slowly.
Unfortunately, the light was on.
My words caught in my throat.
He didn't see me.
I sure saw him.
ALL of him.
I had walked in on Sasuke dressing for bed. He was soaking wet from just taking a shower. I gasped and hid back behind the door.
He heard me. "Is anyone there? Hello?" I heard his footsteps coming to the door.
I was breathing really hard. The air was really hot, and steamy, or so it seems.
Damn you, Sasuke!
"Naruto?"
He had found me crouching behind the door. I was shaking and chattering as if I were cold. Looks like he rushed to get something on before he checked. He only had on a giant shirt and boxers. The shirt was opened pretty much all the way, except for a few buttons near the stomach.
"Are you okay?"
"No! I just saw you naked! Yuck!" I burst out. He was taken by surprise.
"Hm," He grinned, "I never thought I was THAT ugly."
"You don't care?!"
"Nope."
"You don't care that another GUY just saw your thing?!"
"Why would I? Other guys see me all the time in the hot springs, dobe. Now, be quiet, people are trying to sleep."
He paused and stared at me, "What?"
I looked up with the puppy dog eyes that no one can resist, "Can I come in?"
Sasuke let out a sigh, "Whatever. Fine."
On the outside, I just kept my face plain. But on the inside, I was prancing around.
I sat down on the bed and yawned. Sasuke glared.
"What?"
"You are not sleeping in here."
"Hmm? Why not?"
"Because. Now let me finish dressing."
"Ok." I said, while staring at him. (A/N: Sorry, if this scene sucks. I'm not very good at this stuff. Y-Y)
He ignored me and turned around. I watched him closely. His movements flowing like water. Sasuke unbuttoned the few buttons on his shirt and let it fall off his shoulders. He bent down and practically swooped back up with a new shirt. His movements reminded me of a bird; a crow. Swooping, and swaying. I was in awe. Last was the pants, simply, one foot after the other; in the pants. How can he make something so simple look so beautiful?
Sasuke looked up when he finished dressing, and saw me staring at him. I was nearly drooling.
"You dobe!" A shoe went flying at my head. It missed, barely.
"What?! Can I help it if you're beautiful and I wanna watch—" I stopped and covered my mouth at my words. "Oops."
Sasuke stared at me blankly. He opened his mouth to speak, but no words came out. I just sat there, a guilty look on my face.
Eventually, I broke the silence.
"Sasuke, I—" I forgot my words when I leaned forward to express them instead.
I kissed Sasuke.
I came out.
"Sasuke, I love you."
We kissed again. I felt Sasukes' tongue on my lip, asking for entrance. But instead, I jumped back.
"Is this right?" I asked, "I mean, we're both guys and..."
"Does it feel right?" Sasuke said with a seductive tone.
Blush.
"Well, I... uh.." I stuttered.
Sasuke leaned forward to kiss me again.
Ow.
I put my hand on his mouth. "No. Wait."
Sasuke gave me the expression a kid gives the parent who just took their toy away, "What? Naruto?"
"Ow, my butt. Tails. Ow! Not again! Go get Tsunade-baba! Ow!" I yelled. It was beginning. I have to keep consciousness.
Sasuke left the room quickly. I tried to keep my eyes open, but I was so tired. And the pain was too much.
I gasped and fell down, unconscious.
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I awoke. Alone. In a white, soft bed again.
I heard the whispers outside the door. I could hear doors closing downstairs. I heard Sasuke's voice.
Why was everything so loud?
I stood up, pulling my pants up while I was at it. I guess Tsunade had to pull them down again for my tail.
God, my butt hurts!
I walked over to the bathroom and looked in the mirror.
Ok, so now I had six fuzzies. Great. What about my hearing?
My eyes moved up. I stared at my reflection hard.
OH SHIT!
"WHAT THE FUUUUUUUUCK?!???!!?!!!?!?!!" I screamed.
Instead to my normal ears, I now had two little fox ears on top of my head.
Oh no.
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.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TBC...
Oookkkkaaayy.... that was interesting. Not as funny. (I'm trying, really!)
I did my best of that scene, but I just can't do love scenes right. Or anything like that. Poo.
Sorry, I skipped the tail eruption. I just didn't have the gut to write it today. -
Reviews:
Kutsu: Really? I never thought so. Thanks.
PuNkRoCkErBuNnY182: Funny, I saw a picture of Naruto with nine tails and Sasuke trying one (that's how I got the idea for this story). But Naruto looked like a rat, and Sasuke was like a demented crow. Sorry, extra thoughts. Anyways, thanks, I didn't think that one was as funny as the rest.
IceHeart19: Really? That's so nice. And of course he'd compliment Naruto (and his ass). He loves him. Hahahahaha!
Watermelon Gal: ...you have funny reviews... he he hee. Duh, Sasukes' a pervert and he thinks of Naruto allllllll the time. (Me and my demented brain will shut up.)
cat: That's good that I made someone feel good. big smile Ironically, enough, that's exactly what I was going to do! Hee, but thanks for finalizing the idea.
This chappie may not be that good, but hey, it's longer. I pulled a shoulder and a few fingers writing this so, be nice.
R&R