I finished early. I had such a great weekend. So I have very little energy, but I've got the inspiration to write. So I did. Here you go.
Oh, and I finished this earlier. But my comp broke down and I could only recover first half. So the second half might not be as good.
PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai
Pairings: SasuNaru.
Disclaimer: No Naruto for me. But I do own this story and a really cute Naruto plush toy.
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::Tail 6::
I yawned.
"This is getting old." I said as I walked down the dim halls. The annoying sound of water dripping continuously, irritated me. I growled, angry with myself for fainting after I saw my new ears in the mirror.
I could hear sound coming from Kyuubi's cage. I walked over to him cautiously.
"You jerk! I can understand the tails, but why the ears? Are you trying to make me cute or something?!" I yelled. As you can tell, I was quite furious about my new ears.
"What?" He spoke in a nonchalant tone.
"Don't 'what' me! It was bad enough you had forced a bunch of tails on me, now I have FOX EARS!!!"
"Oh."
"Is that it?" I glared, "I thought you were some big bad guy. Now, it seems to me you're just a simple wimpy prankster. I'm leaving."
I heard a low growl, "What did you say?"
"I said, 'You're just a simple wimpy prankster.'"
He lowered his face but kept looking at me, in a ferocious scowl. I heard no words but the low growl that just kept going. It sounded like a far off thunder.
I scoffed, "If you're trying to scare me, you're not doing very good." I turned on my heel and began to walk away. A paw reached between the bars slowly, and shot at me. I felt the air on my neck, as I was out of his reach.
I turned back around, laughing, "Is that it? The great Kyuubi. Yeah, right."
He spoke slowly, "You really have a death wish, don't you kid?"
"Hmm, sorta."
"I will cut the time again. You now have an hour. Well, you did. More or less, ten minutes now. I'll cut the time in half every tail after that. But, don't worry. There's only three more."
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I awoke slowly. My butt hurt. I was so tired of this.
It was cute the first few times, but now... it's just... annoying.
I was still in the room where I had found Sasuke. Looks like they were too lazy to move me.
Tsunade stood before me.
"Whaddya want, you old hag?" I yawned.
"I have something that should help you. But, I won't give you any, unless you stop calling me names." I could tell the 'old hag' bit had really gotten to her.
"Why? What is it?"
"Well," She looked skeptical, "It won't really help you—"
I let out an angry sigh.
"—but it will numb you, so you don't feel any pain."
I thought about it for a second.
"Sure. So, what is it, doc?"
"Novocain (A/N: I think that's the numbing medicine?). I'll be right back with the needle." She left the room. Before the door even closed, Sasuke entered the room.
"Hey, dobe."
"Hey, I only have ten minutes till the next one comes. What are you gonna do, Sasuke?" I asked.
"Nothing." His face was back to being expressionless. Great.
He helped me up on the bed and sat down next me. I fell back, lying down in a comfortable position. I was SO tired.
I could hear Sasuke breathing. I stared at him, but he wasn't looking back at me. What changed?
Tsunade-baba came back, needle in hand. "Ok, Naruto, roll over."
"Eh?" I sat up, my six tails swinging around me.
She sighed. Sasuke chuckled.
"You have to roll over so I can numb your butt and tails. The pain won't be bad and the numbness will take all the pain away; in your butt, at least."
"Oh goody." I laid back down and rolled over on my stomach.
I felt my pants being pulled down slowly.
A poke in the left.
A poke in the right.
And a poke in each tail.
Hey! She was right! I feel great! Err, better.
I pulled my pants back up and rolled back over, "Thanks, now leave."
"Yeah, yeah." She left. Sasuke stood to leave too, but I reached out and grabbed his hand.
"Not you." He sat back down after my words.
"What dobe?"
"I can't feel my ass." I said plainly.
He laughed, "Duh! Well, numbutt, what to do now?"
I looked over at the clock. "My next tail is at 10:00. So we have three minutes."
"Ah."
We just sat there. My bet is he was still trying to get over the fact that I had admitted my love back to him. Ha! Poor jerk.
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It was time. We both waited patiently. I turned my head around as far as possible to watch my tails. Sasuke watched too, but he seemed to be staring hard at my ass, not the tails. I had to ignore that.
Then it happened.
One of my tails nearest to the center began to split in two. It looked quite painful, but I felt nothing. It split completely in two. The new tail started wiggling, pushing the others aside, making itself some room.
It was over. That's all there was to it.
I now had seven tails.
I spoke first, "My butt is still numb."
Sasuke laughed lightly, then, "So, if you're butt is so numb, can you feel this?"
My eyes went wide as I watched Sasuke reach his behind me.
He grabbed my ass.
I blushed.
Slap!
Sasuke was shaken slightly by my slap, but he held on his face a grin.
He faced me. Leaning forward, with that grin wide and evil, Sasuke kissed me. I kissed him back, but inside I was thinking:
Why me?
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TBC...
Not much to say. I TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it.
Reviews:
Kikirini-chan: Really? I didn't think that was very good, but if you say so. I guess it was, kinda. Thanks.
Watermelon Gal: Not Naruto. He's not a perv, sometimes. The fuzzy ears are really cute, aren't they? Adorable. Thank you for reviewing and for reading.
inu-chan613: Yeah, I didn't wanna skip that bit, but I was getting very tired. This writing does take a lot outta me. Thanks.
Kutsu: Thank you. I try. But if you might have ideas to make their relationship more interesting, tell me. chibi eyes
Welp, that's it. More soon, I hope. R&R
Oh, and I finished this earlier. But my comp broke down and I could only recover first half. So the second half might not be as good.
PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai
Pairings: SasuNaru.
Disclaimer: No Naruto for me. But I do own this story and a really cute Naruto plush toy.
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.
.
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::Tail 6::
I yawned.
"This is getting old." I said as I walked down the dim halls. The annoying sound of water dripping continuously, irritated me. I growled, angry with myself for fainting after I saw my new ears in the mirror.
I could hear sound coming from Kyuubi's cage. I walked over to him cautiously.
"You jerk! I can understand the tails, but why the ears? Are you trying to make me cute or something?!" I yelled. As you can tell, I was quite furious about my new ears.
"What?" He spoke in a nonchalant tone.
"Don't 'what' me! It was bad enough you had forced a bunch of tails on me, now I have FOX EARS!!!"
"Oh."
"Is that it?" I glared, "I thought you were some big bad guy. Now, it seems to me you're just a simple wimpy prankster. I'm leaving."
I heard a low growl, "What did you say?"
"I said, 'You're just a simple wimpy prankster.'"
He lowered his face but kept looking at me, in a ferocious scowl. I heard no words but the low growl that just kept going. It sounded like a far off thunder.
I scoffed, "If you're trying to scare me, you're not doing very good." I turned on my heel and began to walk away. A paw reached between the bars slowly, and shot at me. I felt the air on my neck, as I was out of his reach.
I turned back around, laughing, "Is that it? The great Kyuubi. Yeah, right."
He spoke slowly, "You really have a death wish, don't you kid?"
"Hmm, sorta."
"I will cut the time again. You now have an hour. Well, you did. More or less, ten minutes now. I'll cut the time in half every tail after that. But, don't worry. There's only three more."
.
I awoke slowly. My butt hurt. I was so tired of this.
It was cute the first few times, but now... it's just... annoying.
I was still in the room where I had found Sasuke. Looks like they were too lazy to move me.
Tsunade stood before me.
"Whaddya want, you old hag?" I yawned.
"I have something that should help you. But, I won't give you any, unless you stop calling me names." I could tell the 'old hag' bit had really gotten to her.
"Why? What is it?"
"Well," She looked skeptical, "It won't really help you—"
I let out an angry sigh.
"—but it will numb you, so you don't feel any pain."
I thought about it for a second.
"Sure. So, what is it, doc?"
"Novocain (A/N: I think that's the numbing medicine?). I'll be right back with the needle." She left the room. Before the door even closed, Sasuke entered the room.
"Hey, dobe."
"Hey, I only have ten minutes till the next one comes. What are you gonna do, Sasuke?" I asked.
"Nothing." His face was back to being expressionless. Great.
He helped me up on the bed and sat down next me. I fell back, lying down in a comfortable position. I was SO tired.
I could hear Sasuke breathing. I stared at him, but he wasn't looking back at me. What changed?
Tsunade-baba came back, needle in hand. "Ok, Naruto, roll over."
"Eh?" I sat up, my six tails swinging around me.
She sighed. Sasuke chuckled.
"You have to roll over so I can numb your butt and tails. The pain won't be bad and the numbness will take all the pain away; in your butt, at least."
"Oh goody." I laid back down and rolled over on my stomach.
I felt my pants being pulled down slowly.
A poke in the left.
A poke in the right.
And a poke in each tail.
Hey! She was right! I feel great! Err, better.
I pulled my pants back up and rolled back over, "Thanks, now leave."
"Yeah, yeah." She left. Sasuke stood to leave too, but I reached out and grabbed his hand.
"Not you." He sat back down after my words.
"What dobe?"
"I can't feel my ass." I said plainly.
He laughed, "Duh! Well, numbutt, what to do now?"
I looked over at the clock. "My next tail is at 10:00. So we have three minutes."
"Ah."
We just sat there. My bet is he was still trying to get over the fact that I had admitted my love back to him. Ha! Poor jerk.
.
It was time. We both waited patiently. I turned my head around as far as possible to watch my tails. Sasuke watched too, but he seemed to be staring hard at my ass, not the tails. I had to ignore that.
Then it happened.
One of my tails nearest to the center began to split in two. It looked quite painful, but I felt nothing. It split completely in two. The new tail started wiggling, pushing the others aside, making itself some room.
It was over. That's all there was to it.
I now had seven tails.
I spoke first, "My butt is still numb."
Sasuke laughed lightly, then, "So, if you're butt is so numb, can you feel this?"
My eyes went wide as I watched Sasuke reach his behind me.
He grabbed my ass.
I blushed.
Slap!
Sasuke was shaken slightly by my slap, but he held on his face a grin.
He faced me. Leaning forward, with that grin wide and evil, Sasuke kissed me. I kissed him back, but inside I was thinking:
Why me?
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
.
TBC...
Not much to say. I TIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIREEEEEEEEDDDDDDDD!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's it.
Reviews:
Kikirini-chan: Really? I didn't think that was very good, but if you say so. I guess it was, kinda. Thanks.
Watermelon Gal: Not Naruto. He's not a perv, sometimes. The fuzzy ears are really cute, aren't they? Adorable. Thank you for reviewing and for reading.
inu-chan613: Yeah, I didn't wanna skip that bit, but I was getting very tired. This writing does take a lot outta me. Thanks.
Kutsu: Thank you. I try. But if you might have ideas to make their relationship more interesting, tell me. chibi eyes
Welp, that's it. More soon, I hope. R&R