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(Ok, for some reason. When I first put this chapter up, only one person reviewed. I guess I was forgotten, 'cause it was up for a few days. I'm not mad, but feel upset 'cause I thought you all just didn't like this chappie. If that is the case, then ok. If not, then good. Now, back the the original of what I wrote.)

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Sorry! Sorry! Sorry! I am soooooooo sorry! I've just been so busy. My life is super busy right now.

(Just to any of the smart peoples out there: I found out from my mom that Novocain actually is supposed to numb the gums but it can be used to numb other places, just not really. Hee hee.)

Eh, I got the ass grabbing idea, in the last chapter, from my EX BoyFriend (I hate him!) when my butt fell asleep at school (from sitting too long) and the exact thing happened. I thought you fans would like that.

PG-13: Cussing, shonen-ai

Pairings: SasuNaru.

Disclaimer: Naruto; not mine. This story; MINE! (Yay.... I own something I didn't have to pay for.)

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::Tail 7::

I shoved Sasuke away from me, "Ok get off, you horny bastard."

"You taste like ramen."

I growled lightly. One of my tails nearest to him, stuck his face, playfully. He laughed.

"Sasuke, your such an—" Before I could finish my sentence, my stomach said something else.

I giggled, embarrassed. "I'm hungry. I never got to eat dinner with all this tail stuff going on."

My ears twitched. Sasuke just shrugged, "I guess the kitchen would let us eat this late. We could go see."

"Thank you."

"Hn."

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I could smell something in the air as we waited ever so 'patiently' in our seats. It smelt good.

"Sasuke, do you smell that?" I asked.

"Smell what?" He looked at me funny. I just sighed.

The smell kept getting stronger. I held my nose in the air, sniffing.

Stronger.

What was that smell?

Wait a minute!

"Naruto, what are you—"

"RAAAAAAMEEEEEEEEEEEEENNNNNN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!"

"Ahhhh!! Shut up!"

"Oops. Sorry. But, that smell is ramen. I can tell." I grinned victoriously.

Sasuke looked stunned, almost, "Your just weird. They started cooking your ramen seconds ago, probably. How can you smell it now? I don't smell anything."

"I dunno."

"You dumb numbutt."

"Hey!" I was about to attack the jerk when something else caught my attention.

Footsteps. They were not far off. They sure sounded distant, and yet.... Argh, I'm so confused! First, I smell something that sure as heck could not be possible. Now I'm hearing something that's not there.

Am I really becoming a fox like Kyuubi said? Will my senses be enhanced or something? Will I have claws? And paws? Don't be getting any ideas Kyuubi! I'm used to the tails, but that's it! I'll handle the ears, but no more!!

You wanna know one thing I'm having trouble liking about my tails: sitting and laying down. I cannot lay down on my back. I have to sit on chairs backwards, or just sit on stools. Maybe I could use my tails as support.... Kyuubi, how do you live like this?!

The footsteps were getting louder.

Click-boom. Click-boom.

They didn't sound like normal footsteps. They sounded like a giant wearing high-heels.

Oh.

Tsunade-baba.

She's coming.

I turned to Sasuke, who had been giving me strange looks for the last while.

"What?"

"Tsunade is coming." I said, fake-fear on my face.

He cocked his to the side, questionably (A/N: Did that make sense?), "How do you know?"

I sighed, with an angry tone, "Duh! I can hear her!"

"How?"

"Grr! She's coming to get me!"

"Yes, but how to you know?"

"I hear—" I pointed to my big ears up at top of my head, "—her."

"Oh."

"Are you that stupid?" I glared.

He raised an eyebrow, "Do you want ramen or not?"

I shut up.

The click-boom's got louder and louder. I lowered my head to the table and covered my ears with my furry paws.

Wait....

Two.

Cute.

Orange.

(With sharp nails)

Paws.

"Oh shit." Thank you Kyuubi.

Just in case, I turned my head back to count my tails.

1, 2, 3 fuzzies to the left.

4, 5, 6, and 7 fuzzies to the right.

Last I checked I had seven fuzzies, so I'm safe.

I resumed my last position of hiding under my paws, drowning out the click-boom's with endless whining and whimpering. What's more, I get to annoy Sasuke like this, so I get to be somewhat happy.

They stopped.

I looked up.

Tsunade stood there, dressed in a red nightgown.

"My, grandma. What large breasts you have." I joked, a smug grin stuck to my lips.

"Oh ha ha." She hissed, "I just came down to see what the loud yell of, 'ramen' was. I guessed it was you."

"Yeah, so, you never would've thought that before?"

"No, but I also came to tell you something else."

"Yeah?"

"That Novocain is actually normally meant for people's gums; their teeth. It's safe for anywhere else, but not well advised."

"So your saying the stuff you used to numb my butt is supposed to numb peoples teeth? Not their butts?" I asked.

She shrugged, lightly. It was a maybe.

I yelled and stood, unleashing my new claws for attack. A low growl could be heard from my throat. My canine teeth grew longer and sharp. (Thanks Kyuubi.)

I pounced. Paws outstretched for Tsunade-baba. She pulled a shuriken out of nowhere and threw it at me. Still in midair, I caught it and tossed it aside. Tsunade moved fast. I caught her movements and landed. My paw slashed out, reaching for her foot. But I got something else.

Sasuke's shoulder.

He stopped me from attacking our Hokage.

He winced. I had gone deep. Blood dripped all down his arm. I had his blood all over my hands.

"Calm down, Naruto. It's not like it'll kill you. Calm. Calm." He held me close.

I was breathing fast. I never even noticed.

Tsunade-baba was pretty freaked out herself. Ha! Old lady.

Sasuke picked me up and carried my out of the kitchen to his room. On his way out, he spoke to one of the chefs.

"Bring the ramen to my room." (A/N: How kind! I'll shut up...)

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Sasuke set me down in a soft chair near the bed. He left for second, coming back not too much later with a medic kit. He began to clean his wound.

I couldn't help it.

I stood up, walked over, and did the unthinkable.

Opening my mouth, I let my small tongue out and started licking around his wound. I didn't mind the taste of blood. While Sasuke watched in awe, I bandaged the wound.

I stared him in the eyes for a second and said, "A kiss to make it feel better."

First, the wound.

A light peck there.

Then, his lips.

A light peck there. Sure.

Sasuke just stared at me the whole time.

Finally, he spoke, "Naruto, are you feeling okay?"

"Yes, I am fine. I just have—" I started.

Sasuke interrupted me, "No, you are not fine. First you get tails, then these ears, these those paws, then you go and fight the Hokage, then you act all animal on me. What's with you?"

"Fine! Fine, fine, fine, fine. I'll tell you," I confessed, "I thought the great Sasuke would've figured it out by now. But Kyuubi told me that his was turning me into a fox. But I figured out, that he not doing it all the way. So I'm becoming mostly a fox, and there's nothing anyone can do. It was a prank, now it's... I dunno."

A knock at the door. There was a strong scent of ramen in the air.

"Ramen!" I ran to go get it. I opened the door, "Thank y—"

Instead of the chef, I saw Tsunade's assistant. She smiled, "Hello Naruto."

"Um... Hi. My ramen?"

"Here." She handed me my ramen with one hand. I paid no attention to her other hand while I turned my back to her.

"Look Sasuke, my ramen's..." I chocked. Something had been placed around my neck.

A light, thin, black collar.

"What the...? What's this for?" I turned back to her.

She scoffed. "So you don't attack anybody. You can't take it off, and you shouldn't try. No jutsu's, it'll drain your chakra. Bye." With that, she left. I slammed the door in frustration.

"What's wrong?" Sasuke spoke softly.

"Looky." I pointed to the collar.

"Oh. Well, looks tasty."

"Sasuke! You pervert!"

"Hmm, I know. Oh, but you do." He stood and walked close.

"Uh-uh. I'm eating. No touchy! You already ate!" I sat there and ate my ramen slowly. Sasuke eyed me. I watched where his eyes went and threw something at him occasionally.

"Stop looking at my privates, you pervert!" I threw the rest of my ramen at him, ignoring my growling stomach. He dodged it easily. I just 'hmphed' and gave him the cold shoulder.

What I failed to notice was that on my collar was a chain. A short one, but sure looked stretchy.

Sasuke yanked me by the chain. I fell backwards.

Looking up, right at Sasuke, I growled, "What?"

"We need to make sure you won't go anywhere."

Eyes wide, "What do you mean?"

No reply.

Instead, he dragged me by my chain over the far corner of his room, where the window was, and tied the chain to the windowsill. So I was stuck there.

"Sasuke, you jerk. Let me go." I yelled at him.

"Hey, at least I'm not a perv. You can move. The bathroom is over there. The bed is there. That's all you need to know. Night." He kissed my lightly in the nose and plopped himself in bed. I huffed at him. Jerk.

I'm so bored! Boooooooreeeeddddd!!!!!!

What am I supposed to do here in my 'little corner' with my stupid collar and my stupid ears and my stupid paws (also on my feet) and my extremely annoying tails?!

Hey! I have an idea!

I watched behind me, waiting for my eight tail.

Hurry it up!

Stretch, rip, stretch, bing! All done!

Ok, now. Idea.

I curled up my tails, like a pigs tail. I curl all of them, which really hurt at first, but I got used to it. Then I stretched them back out to make sure they won't get stuck this way.

Curling them again, I sat on one, using if like a chair. I looked around, then stretched the tail I sat on. It shot me in the air like a rocket.

I didn't get very far. The chair stopped me. I used another tail and grabbed the chain. It broke off.

Cheap ass chain.

"Yahoooooo!" I cheered as I flew in the air. As I near the ceiling, I brought a tail over my head and scrunched into the fetal position. I pushed off the ceiling with the tail over my head. This process repeated many times all around the room. Until I fell right onto the bed where Sasuke slept. Oops.

He woke up. "What are you doing on top on me?"

I blushed, "I fell."

He looked up, then back at me. He wrapped an arm around my waist, "You dobe."

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TBC...

Ok, it wasn't that good. I tried to make it funny. But I'm not doing so well. Sigh.

Reviews:

Shiomi: And paws! I do too. I guess we'll see what'll happen.

kashisenshey: Um... that was sorta mean, doncha think?

Tsuki: Oh, thank you! I don't get comment like that often. That makes me feel good. Thank you!

Kikirini-chan: blush I am not a talented writer. Why does everyone say that? Thank you.

Watermelon Gal: Ok, then I'll stick to your comment to: Sasuke is a perv. Wow, you make Naruto with a numbutt sound so hilarious.

Kutsu: Yes, I know its totally random. But thats the idea.

R&R Bai-Bai.