T: Shu's in Love
Artist/Band: Diffie Joe
Song: Junior's In Love
Album: Third Rock From The Sun
With a dozen roses in his bo rack
Shu pulled up into his side lot
He carried them up to the front porch
And hollered, "Shin, look at what I got!"
He was sittin' there "watchin" TV
With a striptease dancer named Seiji
He pressed his nose to the screen door
And said, "They smell like BBQ sauce!"
He said, "Now don't you be that way
You know how much I love you
I can't hardly sleep at night
And when I do I dream of you
And by the way, Seiji, I thank you
You could have had 'em put me in jail son
I'm just glad I run out of extension cord
When I come at you with that hairdryer
Oh, Shu's in love, ain't that a good one'
He'll track him down and then if he should run
He'll bring him some like a deer on the hood, son
Shu's in love
Shin walked down the front steps
And said, "I hate to break up the party
But I've get to get to work by five
Would you run me over there, Seiji'"
That's when Shu turned bright red
And said, "I'm takin' him to the dinner"
And he threw Seiji in the truck bed
With a busted nose and a shiner
Oh, Shu's in love, ain't that a hot one'
There's a lots of lovers and Shu, he's not one
Don't know a kiss from a hug from a shotgun
Shu's in love
Oh, you know there's an oil puddle by the dinner
And it came out this transmission
That's where he parks every night and stares through the window
In a lovesick, sorry condition...
You see...
Oh, Shu's in love, ain't that a good one'
He'll track him down and then if he should run
He'll bring him some like a deer on the hood, son
Shu's in love
Oh he's in love