A/N: Thank you Kato Shingetsu, Star Shadow and Dark Stratos, and drak-pheonix1. I will keep writing. But first I must speak with you reviewers. Hey, I just realized.... I'm on the English translation of those evi,l Latin lyrics!
Kato Shingetsu: I have no idea why not. But, I'll probably bring that in when they actually put a plan into action. And yes, I agree that the powers of the internet are ultimate, I know you didn't say that. But, do I care? No, of course not. We will join together and confuse Zack!
Star Shadow and Dark Stratos: I'm really not sure why there are so little reviews. I thank you for the compliment, though!
Dark-pheonix1: Thank you for the chant! It really does work! You are a writers block's worst enemy!
Velvetvixen: I hope to continue this as well.
Burning inside with violent anger
Burning inside with violent anger
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
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"Did you hear me?!" Zack yelled at Sephiroth. Sephiroth paid no mind to the black haired SOLDIER as he continued to pace while making a design of a skull and crossbones on Hojo's picture. Zack frowned at the general. Sephiroth muttered something. Zack brought a hand to his ear and went: "Eh?"
"Pickled frogs feet with acne..." Sephiroth said a little louder. Zack held his position long enough to blink twice, then fell onto the floor.
"WHAT?!" he had no clue as to what Sephiroth was talking about.
"Just as I said:" Sephiroth stopped pacing and killing Hojo in order to look over to Zack. "'Pickled frog's feet with acne.'" Zack blinked again. "I can't think of anything else..."
"You're serious?! Please tell my that you're not serious..." he put his arms out in a praying gesture. Sephiroth nodded.
"I'm serious." Zack fell to the floor with a muffled thump and buried his face within the carpet.
"Why?! Why me?!" Zack cried pitifully. Sephiroth shrugged.
"I'm not sure..." Sephiroth went back to pacing. Zack sighed and sat up.
"What exactly is 'it,' Seph?" he was terribly confused, and this was the opportunity to make him even more so.
"If Hojo and the darts are destroyed, the darkness that is Scarlet will attack without warning. Masamune will be broken with the sour patches..." Sephiroth went back to killing Hojo and mumbling under his breath.
"Eh?" see what I mean? He was now sitting on the floor, his legs in front of him, scratching his head.
"We need a distraction..." Sephiroth said loud enough for Zack to hear. Zack scratched his head. "A distraction big enough to make ever one look away..." Zack groaned.
"Why not just make Shinra go down there and bug Hojo?" Zack fell onto his back. There was silence. "Don't tell me you never thought of that..." he mumbled.
"I never thought of that..." Sephiroth said. Zack smacked his head and groaned. "Thank you, Zack." Sephiroth stepped over his friend and walked out of the apartment as Zack had a few spasms.
(In President Shinra's office)
"So..." Shinra was very confused. Sephiroth sat across from the man in his very large office out looking Midgar.
"I need you to talk with Hojo, in person." Sephiroth still had his composure. The head of ShinRa tended to get confused a lot.
"Why?" was all his reply. Sephiroth panicked a moment. Then a thought came into mind.
"He needs to show you something." that was the best he could do on such short of a notice.
"What, pray tell, does he want to show me?" Sephiroth shrugged.
"Even I am unsure at this moment in time." What experiments are Hojo doing at this time? The president nodded.
"I will be there tomorrow at nine." Sephiroth took his leave.
(Back at the apartment...)
Zack laid in Sephiroth's doorway, asleep. Sephiroth stood over him, annoyed at him. Sephy kicked him in his side. Zack stood up with a jolt and hit Sephiroth in the chin with his hedge-hog hair. As Sephiroth rubbed his chin and walked into his room, he basically slammed the door in Zack's face. Zack, being as he was, was very confused.
"Eh?" he walked to his room and let himself fall onto his bed and into a deep slumber. He was awoken by two voices.
"Are you sure this is the general's room?" Bob asked, his voice reaching a falsetto.
"Yes!" John said, agitated. "There's someone in the other room, so this has to be the general's." Zack blinked in the darkness, but remained silent.
"Which drawer was it?" Bob asked. There was a sigh and a smack.
"The last one." There was some ruffling.
"What ya' doin'?" Zack asked sleepily.
"Putting the general's underwear back in it's drawer." there was another sigh and a smack.
"You wouldn't happen to be the general, would you?" John asked. Zack shook his head.
"Not that I know of..." he thought a little. "Unless Seph got killed recently..." he took thought to that.
"So you're not the general?" Zack shrugged.
"He said that he wasn't."
"No he didn't." There was a closing of drawers and the window opened. He could see their figures against the moonlight. They were the men that landed on top of him earlier. He got up and walked over to them, noting that John still held Sephiroth's underwear. Upon reaching the duo, he frowned and pushed them out of the window. There was some screaming, fading into the darkness. Then a loud thump and a few groans. Zack sighed and climbed back into bed.
(Sometime around 5 am in Zack's bedroom)
Zack opened his eyes, and saw Sephiroth's head next to his. He jumped up and pushed himself up against the wall. Apparently, Sephiroth had a plan. As by stating:
"Zack, I have a plan." he stood up and walked out of the door. "Follow me." Zack followed Sephiroth into the kitchen and sat down in a chair. Sephiroth had apparently gone through the trouble to make story boards. He handed them to Zack.
"Oh, joy." Zack said sarcastically. Sephiroth began his explanation of the plan. Zack went through the storyboards, lifting an eyebrow at the end. "Are ya' sure it'll work?" Sephiroth nodded.
"I have everything set up."
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Burning inside with violent anger
Burning inside with violent anger
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
A/N: All plans will be revealed next chapter. I have the layout within my mind. Sorry, it's short. But, it's close to the climax! Or, somethin' like that... What do you think of the song with the fic, now that you know what some of it means? Tell me if ya' like it in a review! That includes the fic itself.
Disclaimer: I do not own Sephiroth, ShinRa, Shinra, The One Winged Angel, Scarlet, Hojo, Zack, or 'it.' Squaresoft does. I do still own John and Bob. Bob is a good name.