A/N: Essence of Doom, KT, and Kato Shingetsu. Take note of them, for they have reviewed this story. It's now time to talk to the Reviewers! Wow, I feel like the host of a game show.
Essence of Doom: I only say that no one likes my writing and stuff to keep me from getting lazy. If I compliment myself, I just sit back and wait for more compliments. That's why I stated that no one liked my writing. Get it?
KT: Yes, Sephy have gotten a little more insane. But, I'm not sure if he's reached the phsyco bar yet... but he's gotten oh so close.
Kato Shingetsu: Finally! Someone who's company I can feel... well, random in! Not to mention happy that there is a fellow person who wants utter chaos...
Fate, monsterous and empty
Fate, monsterous and empty
Burning inside with violent anger
Burning inside with violent anger
)()(
"So," Reno said, taking a sip of his coffee. "The general finally gone off the deep end?" Zack pulled his head of off the kitchen table to stare at the Turk.
"More like dove off and went for a swim." Reno blinked, then started to laugh. Zack let his head hit the table with a thud, again.
"So when does the operation start?" Zack held up nine fingers. "Ninteen o' hundred, great." Reno got up and headed for the door. "I'll be there." Zack lifted his head up as the door closed and sighed.
"What an idiot." Sephiroth came in and was wearing a black robbers outfit.
"Get dressed," Sephiroth threw him a uniform.
"Are you crazy?!" Sephiroth shrugged.
"I depends on your meaning of crazy." Zack sighed and changed into the outfit. The less they fought, the better.
(At exactly 8:58 am)
"Are you ready?" Sephiroth said through the wakkie-talkie.
"Roger," Elena's voice came through.
"Roger, sir." Rude said, probably doing a salute as well.
"Ready, my beloved." Sephiroth put the wakkie-talkie back into his belt.
"Are you ready?" Zack nodded.
"But, are you sure this'll work?" Sephiroth nodded and kicked open the air vent.
"We just wait for the signal..."
(Hojo's lab, 8:00 am)
Shinra walked in on Hojo, who was cleaning up after his latest experiments. Tseng was by his side, grumbling about how it would be safer to go live in the bowels of Hell instead of visiting Hojo.
"Hello, Hojo." Shinra startled the small scientist.
"Why, hello president Shinra. I was just thinking about you." the president grimaced inwardly. "No, no not about that..."
(Five minutes later)
"...And that is seemingly the knowledge of the Ancients." Tseng was eyeing all of the experiments while the president gave a closer look at Jenova.
"Fascinating..." he looked over to Hojo and was about to say something when...
"The British are coming! The British are coming!" Elena came running through the labs to Tseng and the president, sweating and seemingly out of breath.
"Who are the British?" Hojo asked Elena. She took a breath and decided to restate her answer.
"Are they a threat to ShinRa?" Why did they want to know? Just then Reno ran in.
"Sir, sir!" Reno blinked in surprise, he obviously expected Tseng to be alone.
"Yes, Reno?" Reno took in a deep breath.
"The red coats are attacking! The red coats are attacking!" Reno took in another breath, but Tseng put his hand over Reno's mouth.
"Why didn't you just shout it for all of ShinRa to hear," he gestured toward Elena. "Like Elena here." Elena blushed slightly, but then the PA buzzed with Heidegger's voice.
"Sir, there is an army to the North!" The president blinked a few times. "Please report to you office, quickly!" Shinra, followed by the Turks and Hojo -who just wanted to know who the British were-, all ran to Shinra's circular office.
"My god," Elena breathed. Below them, to the North was an army. A giant army that wore red coats with a white stip on them and a strange form of muskets attacked to a sling on their shoulder. The squadron came closer, then Scarlet's voice came through on Shinra's radio.
"Don't worry!" she cried joyfully. "They will die!" there was gun fire. Then, the red coated men, a.k.a. the British, took satnces. The first row kneeled down onto one knee and amied their muskets, while the row behind stood and aimed.
(So very close to Hojo's lab)
"What's all that noise again?" Zack asked. He was in front of Sephiroth, since he knew that he would be able to get away if behind the general. Sephiroth sighed.
"Did you already forget the plan?" Zack blinked.
"Ohh. No." Sephiroth gave him a push.
"Then keep going, the plan isn't going to keep them distracted all day." Zack sighed and continued down the metal passage.
(On the battlefield, red coats)
"How long to we have to wear these?" a regular asked his college, who stood beside him in an equally degrading outfit. He shrugged.
"I'm not sure Bob, but it better be worth it." Bob nodded as they continued to fire upon Midgar.
"You know John," Bob looked over to his friend. "This has always been a dream of mine." John shrugged and continued to fire upon the vast city that covered the wasteland.
"We're almost ready, ma'am." Rude said into the radio on his suit collar. "We just need confirmation from Sephiroth and Zack."
"Roger, Rude." her voice came through loud and clear.
(Oh, so very close to Hojo's lab now...)
Zack pushed open the vent and crawled through into Hojo's lab. He blinked, everything was still running... and it was so bright.
"Did you know that everything was going to be running?" Zack said, turning to look at the now standing general behind him. Sephiroth nodded.
"Yes, that's why we wore black robber suits." Sephiroth smiled evilly. Zack sighed as the general walked past him and into the storage room. He kicked off the lock on a very large cabinet and pulled out his...
"That's why we're here." he pointed to the 7' sword in Sephiroth's hand. Sephiroth smiled and headed back into the air vent, latching the Masamune onto his back. Zack sighed and radioed the confirmation.
(Back on the battle field, red coats -a.k.a. ShinRa soldiers)
"We have confirmation!" Rude leaned forward and got into postisition. "We have confirmation, Scarlet." he said through the radio. "It will happen in five, four..."
(With the executives, plus a majority of the Turks)
"I will unleash my new weapon upon them!" Scarlet cackled through the radio. "In three, two, one!" there was a blinding light. It lasted for about five seconds and then all of the tropps laid on the ground, seemingly motionless. Scarlet started to laugh uncontrollably and cut herself off.
"That was amazing!" Hojo said. "I must go document this!" Hojo scurried to the elevator and rode it down to his lab. Elena shrugged and went down the stairs.
"Hey, wait up!" Reno ran after her and they both tripped down all of the flights of stairs in the building... OUCH! Shinra and Tseng were now confused with what had happened as Scarlet's clean up crew came and took the bodies away.
)()(
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
Come, come, oh come,
do not let me die
Come, come, oh come,
do not let me die
A/N: You are probably confused with this plan, so I'll explain it to you.
8:58- make sure everyone's prepared.
9:00- Shinra and Tseng interrupt Hojo's cleaning. Hojo decides to tell them about his most prized project. Sephiroth and Zack enter the air vents.
9:05- Elena will come in yelling: "The British are coming! The British are coming!" Two questions will be asked about them, Elena cannot answer.
9:07- Reno runs in yelling "Sir, sir! The red coats are attacking! The Red coats are attacking!" They all head up to Shinra's office after Heidegger announces an army to the North.
9:11- The party reaches the office and discovers an army. The army is dressed as red coast, but are really members of the ShinRa military.
9:25- Receive confirmation of retrieval of the Masamune. By using Reno's head as a reflector, the temporarily blinded the executives and made it look like Scarlet had unleashed a new weapon upon them.
9:30- Zack and Sephiroth arrive back in their bedrooms/apartment thing
Disclaimer: I do not own Sephy, Zack, Reno, Hojo, Rude, Tseng, Shinra, ShinRa, Elena, the ancients, or the Masamune. Square- yadda, yadda. Kato Shingetsu owns the part of the plan in which Zack and Sephiroth crawl through the air ducts. I do own most of the plan, Bob, and John. They weren't stealing panties!... not in this chapter.
Sephy: I still don't see why we couldn't use the Sour Patch idea...
Me: Do I look like I'm rich?
Seph: )looks me up and down( No, you look poor and like crap.
Me: Thank you... HEY! )steals the Masamune( It's mine now!
Seph: What?
Me: Now they'll be a sequel! Muahaha!
Zack: )takes Masamune and throws it over to Sephiroth( I'll be damned before I'm in it then.
Me: Alright! )walks over to him, evilly(
A/N: I'm planning on having one last chapter... maybe a sequel to this one. But it's Zack buster sword. )Shrugs( I'm going to try some pre-game stuff with Zack and Cloud. Then some after game stuff with Cloud and Seph. But, this one is almost over! Waah! I actually enjoy doing this! )Bell rings( I have an awesome idea! Once I finish this story, I'm going to make one about Cloud and his stupidity... And just 'cause this fic is almost over don't mean you can stop sending reviews!