A/N: This will be the last chapter. But, don't cry. There will be other randomness in other fics! Okay, before I get all sappy-like. I'm going to have to write humor. First, we go to the reviewers! )Audience cheers(
Essence of Doom- Why thank you. But, are you an egg? Or are you cracking eggs? Because it makes no sense to my puny little mind.
Kato Shingetsu- It was rather ingenious, wasn't it? It only took me five minutes of staring at nothingness to think up the whole layout of the plan.
Come, come, oh come,
do not let me die
Come, come, oh come,
do not let me die
Come, come, oh come, (glorious)
do not let me die (noble)
Come, come, oh come, (glorious)
do not let me die (noble)
)()(
Sephiroth sat at the table, hearts popping around him and his beloved sword. Reno was staring in confusion while Zack stared in disgust. There was a knock at the door.
"Oh, no," Zack said getting up. "Don't get up, I'll get it." Sephiroth continued to hug the Masamune to his chest. As Zack opened the door, he almost died when he saw Scarlet. For, she had a gun pointed at him.
"Where's the general?" there was a loud squeaking of chair and hardwood. "Answer me Zachary." Zack winced at the use of his name. Reno stuck his head out of the kitchen.
"He's in here Scarlet!" Scarlet pushed past Zack and entered the kitshen. There was some rustling and a squeal of delight. Sephiroth was, shortly after, being pulled out by a very happy Scarlet. He had been bound and gagged, he now eyed Zack evilly as the door closed. Zack glared at Reno, who shrugged. "What?"
"No Seph'll kill me for sure." he slumped onto the couch.
"Do you know why she came?" Zack nodded.
"She was the one who did most of the cover up. She said that she would come for payment today..." Reno fell onto his face, in tears. Zack gave him a very worried look. That is, until Reno laughed. Zack sighed, Reno would forever and always be an idiot.
(When Sephiroth was back at the apartment)
Sephiroth staggered in, his sword unsheathed and his leather looking un sightly. Zack, who had been watching television with Alex, looked over to him wide eyed. Alex also turned her head.
"!!!" Alex put her hand to her mouth. Sephiroth's hair was uncharacteristically messy and tangled.
"Holy shit..." Zack muttered. Sephiroth turned his head over to them. His face was covered in kiss marks. He raised his sword.
"FREE THE REBELS!" and then, he collapsed onto the floor face first. Alex and Zack could only stare in disbelief.
"Seph, are you alright?" Zack shook Sephiroth's shoulder. But Sephiroth made no movement to deflect, or accept it. By carefully supporting him, Zack pulled Sephiroth into his bedroom and onto his bed. After locking Sephiroth in his room, Zack turned back to Alex and they continued to watch tv.
(In Sephiroth's room, late at night)
"Okay, we're going to put his underwear back." Sephiroth had woken up then. His hair has gone back to it's past perfection, his face clear of lipstick, and his leather became clear of wrinkles. How? Don't ask me. 'Cause it beats the hell out of me with a stick.
"Which drawer again?" there was some rustling.
"I'm not sure, John..." There was a drawer opening, closing. Then another one. Then another one opened.
"Found it." John whispered. Sephiroth got up and raised his sword, he had had just about enough of these two. "Bob, who's behind you?" No answer. "Bob?!" Silence, except for the sing of the blade. Two bodies were thrown out of the window. John got up, as did Bob. On their uniforms was a Zorro-like S.
"AAAHHH!" they both screamed. Then John noticed that they no longer had the underwear.
"YYYYYEEEEEAAHHHH!" John yelled as they continued to run towards the barracks for the ShinRa military.
"Heh," Sephiroth placed the blade onto his bed as he retrieved a new Hojo picture. He placed the picture on the floor and grabbed the hilt of the sword. With one swing he slashed the picture into a million bits. He sat and took out a small knife and attacked the remnants of the picture.
)()(
Come, come, oh come, (glorious)
do not let me die (noble)
Come, come, oh come (glorious)
do not let me die (noble)
Sephiroth
Sephiroth
A/N: short and sweet. I couldn't think of anything else, and John and Bob must live. 'Cause I might make a sequel. I just need an idea... nope none. I was watching Tom and Jerry, and I imagined Sephiroth to be Tom and Cloud to be Jerry... until something bad happened to Tom, then I just pretend I never imagined anything... Here is one of the alternate lyrics:
Go now, if you want it
An otherworld awaits you
Don't you give up on it
You bite the hand that feeds you
All alone, cold field you wander
Memories of it cloud your sight
Fills your dreams, disturbs your slumber
Lost your way - - a fallen night
Hold now, aim in steady
An otherworld awaits you
One thousand years - - you ready?
The other world awaits you
Go, go into the sand and the dust in the sky
Go now - - no better plan than to do or to die
Free me, pray to the faith in the face of the light
Feed me, fill me with sin - - now get ready to fight
You know you will
You know you will
You know you know you know you know that you will
You know you know you know you know that you will
You know you will
Fight fight fight
Fight fight fight
Fight fight fight
Hope dies and you wonder
The otherworld it makes you
Dreams they rip asunder
The otherworld it hates you
Free now - - ride up on it
Up to the heights it takes you
Go now if you want it
An otherworld awaits you.
A/N: That now seems perfect for another one of my fics, but I already put it here so I won't put it there, 'cause I know you don't want to read it again.
Disclaimer: I don't own the One Winged Angel, Sephiroth, Reno, Zack, Scarlet, the Masamune, Hojo, or ShinRa. Square-somethin' does. I also do not own Tom and Jerry. I do own Bob, Alex, and John.
Sephiroth: It is complete!
Me: Yeah and you can go on with your take over of the planet and yada-yada-yada. )rolls hands(
Sephiroth: My what?
Me: BYE! )Runs away(
Sephiroth: ...?
Zack: You're supposed to go: 'Eh?'
Sephiroth: ?
Zack: )sighs and walks away( Your hopeless...
Sephiroth: ? )turns to me(
Me: )shrugs( How'm I s'posed to know?
Sephiroth: )shrugs( Your the author.
Me: )smacks head( you don't understand. )walks away(
Sephiroth: )tilts head( What?