A/N- (trumpets play in background very off key) And now more with our special guest star (very bad drum roll) Nienna-yavetil
Chapter 8
Pippin drives Nienna crazy
Nienna's POV
The hobbits had been at my house for only an hour and they had already eaten all of the food in my parents' kitchen. We had moved on to watch some television after that. Only a few minutes into My So-Called Life Pippin was already bored. "Nienna...."
"What Pippin ?"
"What is the grass green ?"
"Because that's its favorite color."
"Why is the sky blue ?"
I sighed,"Because it was depressed."
"Oh." Pippin was quiet for a few moments. "If you drink Pepsi in the Coke factory will they fire you ?"
"Probably." What is the freaking point of this ?
"If cupid is good at matchmaking does he have a girlfriend ?"
"No", I answered flatly,"he's never at home."
"Nienna ?" I growled in response. "Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawiian pizza ?"
"To improve international relations."
Pippin was making me miss my show !!! Wait !!! How did Angela end up kissing Jordan ? Now I'll never know.
"Why isn't sour cream really sour ?"
I just stared at Pippin.
"Can a narcoleptic have insomnia ?"
I balled my hands into fists. Pippin continued like he had no idea I was going to pound him. "If a 911 operator has a heart attack who do they call ? Can vampired donate blood ? Do fish ever get thirsty ? Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open ? Can angels eat devil's food cake. Do stairs go up or down ?"
My head was beginning to hurt. I began to wonder if the pain would go away if I banged my head against the wall. Pippin just went on and on and on and ......
"Can mute people burp? Isn't Disney world a human trap operated by a mouse? Why is a square meal served on a round plate ? Why do all superheroes wear spandex ? Why are Pringles curved ? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose ? What did cured ham actually have ? Can a blind man see his future ? What are you doing, Nienna ?"
I was currently slamming my head into the defenseless wall, repeatedly. "Trying to make it all go away, Pippin."
"Oh." Pippin shrugged like this was normal. "Why do people who don't want to go to hell bury themselves six feet closer ? Why do...."
Oh, God, please let me knock myself out.
A/N-before you even say it, yes I got most of the questions from bored.com. Some my daughter actually asked me much in the same way as above with the same results.
Chapter 8
Pippin drives Nienna crazy
Nienna's POV
The hobbits had been at my house for only an hour and they had already eaten all of the food in my parents' kitchen. We had moved on to watch some television after that. Only a few minutes into My So-Called Life Pippin was already bored. "Nienna...."
"What Pippin ?"
"What is the grass green ?"
"Because that's its favorite color."
"Why is the sky blue ?"
I sighed,"Because it was depressed."
"Oh." Pippin was quiet for a few moments. "If you drink Pepsi in the Coke factory will they fire you ?"
"Probably." What is the freaking point of this ?
"If cupid is good at matchmaking does he have a girlfriend ?"
"No", I answered flatly,"he's never at home."
"Nienna ?" I growled in response. "Why do they put Canadian bacon on Hawiian pizza ?"
"To improve international relations."
Pippin was making me miss my show !!! Wait !!! How did Angela end up kissing Jordan ? Now I'll never know.
"Why isn't sour cream really sour ?"
I just stared at Pippin.
"Can a narcoleptic have insomnia ?"
I balled my hands into fists. Pippin continued like he had no idea I was going to pound him. "If a 911 operator has a heart attack who do they call ? Can vampired donate blood ? Do fish ever get thirsty ? Why can't we sneeze with our eyes open ? Can angels eat devil's food cake. Do stairs go up or down ?"
My head was beginning to hurt. I began to wonder if the pain would go away if I banged my head against the wall. Pippin just went on and on and on and ......
"Can mute people burp? Isn't Disney world a human trap operated by a mouse? Why is a square meal served on a round plate ? Why do all superheroes wear spandex ? Why are Pringles curved ? What happens if your snot freezes in your nose ? What did cured ham actually have ? Can a blind man see his future ? What are you doing, Nienna ?"
I was currently slamming my head into the defenseless wall, repeatedly. "Trying to make it all go away, Pippin."
"Oh." Pippin shrugged like this was normal. "Why do people who don't want to go to hell bury themselves six feet closer ? Why do...."
Oh, God, please let me knock myself out.
A/N-before you even say it, yes I got most of the questions from bored.com. Some my daughter actually asked me much in the same way as above with the same results.