My god, two chapters together. God help us all. For the summary/disclaimer/warning/lynch mob tracker device link and the rest of that palaver, go to chapter one. I have to finish writing this, then get on with my journal and Scent Of Roses. Because I promised it would be done by tomorrow and I wasn't joking about the lynch mob.
For Sale

Chapter Two: An older sibling's dream come true

FOR SALE: One little brother; nosy, energetic, pretty smart, way too bossy if you ask him to do something. Okay enough as little kids go (he's about ten), but he gets his nose into everything and's a bit reckless. Short, long black hair. Can be - and has been - passed off as a sister.

Apply to Seto Kaiba during normal KaibaCorp business hours (5am till midnight).

"JOEY!"

"Hey Téa, hey Yuge. Wassup?"

"Did you do this?"

"Did I do what? Lemme see? Oh, yeah, dat. Yeah, I did."

"Joey, why?"

"Why not? He started it! And now I got a load of weird girlk's comin' round askin if they can buy me!"

"Kaiba may have started it Joey - "

[Coughcoughcoughhackchokecouchwheeze]

"You okay dere Téa?"

[wheeze]"Yeah, I'm fine... Carry on Yugi..."

Yes, well, Kaiba may have started it, but why drag Mokuba into it?"

"Because no one in their right mind would buy Kaiba."

Oh, I wouldn't say that Joey...
So... revenge is sweet? Like the sugary stuff I got my little sister high on? And what's the next advert gonna be? Only I know... MWA-HA-HA!!!!!! And you will probably, because I'm writing all four of these up at once. 2/4 done. HALF WAY THROUGH! W00T!