A/N: Thanks for the reviews for this fic and the last, but especially to the new dubbed "review girls", Lemming of the B.D.A. and lost-magic! Thanks for reviewing every chapter lost-magic hehe, and Lemming, that was the most creative review I have received so far, thanks! This chapter is for you guys!

After boarding the London Tour Bus, Harry found himself in Buckingham Palace talking with Prince William, everything seemed peachy. Until the cops raided the place looking for Harry and threw him in the slammer. He there met the minister of magic, who would cause future chaotic hoopla. Somehow Harry was acquitted of all charge and found himself staying at the Wizard Hilton. There he me up with Ron and his family.

"Hi Harry, did you hear, a mass murderer is coming to look for you? Probably to give you candy" said Ron wisely.

"Buh?" asked Harry

"Ya!" said Ron.

"Damn! Well how was your Summer Ron…Ron" But the red-headed kid was not listening for he saw Hermione across the room. He walked over. Harry coughed.

"Why Hermione, I never noticed your frizzy hair, how nice it is until now. Wait! This can't be. All the fics point to Harry/ Hermione. But in the movie, there is some definite hugging action between us! I'm so confused! Curse you Alfonsooooo!" he yelled as he threw himself out a window.

"I don't think he likes me Harry" said Hermione.

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Harry and his chums were sitting in their train compartment, eating tea and crumpets, when the lights went out. Hermione shrieked, Harry had his wand at the ready, that suspicious looking man in their compartment snored, but it was just Ron who flicked off the light switch.

Out in the hall, smoke filled the air and a hooded figure tripped because he could not see. It slapped the special effects guy in the corner that was operating the smoke machine. When it regained its posture, the Dementor approached the compartment and opened the door. In a shrill voice it said, "Wheeerrree's Harrrry Potttttter?"

"Oh, you want the next compartment over sir" said a 7th year brightly.

"Sorry, my mistake" said the Dementor and proceeded to skip along the hallway.

In Harry's compartment….

"Hey do you guys feel a chill?" asked Harry who didn't pay attention to the fact that everything was frozen over and Malfoy had a grabbed a pair of skates.

"Hey look a transfer student" said Hermione. The dementor came in a procedded to do dementedly dementor things. It stuck out what looked like a purple hand and then the suspicious looking man scared it away with only the help of chewed up bubblegum and a thong for a sling shot.

"Thanks mister, you saved us!" said Ron

"Harry don't you find it odd, that he is scratching himself behind the ears with his foot?" asked Hermione

"No, I find it more odd of whose undergarment that is" said Harry

"Yo" said Ron

"Here, have this chocolate, it will help" said the now identified Professor Lupin.

"But I'm allergic to…" said Harry

"Eat it…" said Lupin in a demanding voice

Harry put the chocolate in his mouth and started to cry. "It tastes like turtles."

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That last part was in memory of the King of the Hill, when Bobby had to eat the lipstick. Anyway, this is the last chappie for 2 weeks for I am going on vacation! Thanks for reading and reviewing!