Er... running out of stuff to say... palaver in first chapter... story below... Susan at computor... Susan getting over her altitude sickness from yesterday (I was lying/sitting down most of the day, and then I had to get up, and Woooh...) So, on with the fic.
For Sale

Chapter Three: Heartily Sick of the pair of them

FOR SALE: Two maniacs. A millionaire CEO, and a normal guy with a group of fangirls desperate to buy him. Buy one, the other'll be thrown in free. Fangirls optional. Hospital room has been booked for those insisting upon leaving the two alone in one room for more than five seconds.

All those wishing to buy SETO KAIBA and JOEY WHEELER, call "Yugi" at the Game Shop or Domino High.

"YUGI!"

"Oh, hey guys, what's up?"

"Did you really think you could get away with this?"

"Yuge, you're my friend! I didn't think you'd do something like dat to me!

"Away with what? Do what? I don't know what you're talking about - "

"Read this."

"..."

"..."

"..."

"Kaiba - Joey - I didn't have anything to do with this, I swear! I didn't - I would never - "

"I wanna believe ya Yuge, but it's dere in black 'n' white."

"Don't lie to me Moto, I know it was you."

"But - "

"Well puppy, do you want to kill him or are you leaving him to me?"

"Grrr... DON'T CALL ME PUPPY!"

"Put me down mutt or you won't be able to hear what anyone calls you for the next week."

"Is dat so? An' just how - "

"He's getting away."

"Wha - YUGI! GET BACK HERE!!!!!!!"

This is what you get for not listening in on your friends conversations...
So, getting crappier as we go? Third of fourth completed. Whoo, thank god. I'm nearly done. Then I can lie down and start plotting the destruction of the - oh wait, I've already done that. Well, I could always get on with driving the YGO cast insane. That's fun. I just lock them in a room with my sister for a week and BANG they're out. It worked on me!