A/N: Hello everyone! I have returned from vacation and have bought you a new chapter! Full details of my trip to cancun at my Livejournal, so please feel free to read and leave comments, rants, thoughts on why Pluto and Goofy are dogs but only one can wear pants. Read and Review!

Harry and company were casually walking down the hall to their first class of the day when Hagrid, for inexplicable reasons was strolling around, rapping out loud.

"When I move you move, just like that, when I move you move just like, hell yea hey DJ bring that back!"

Harry, Ron and Hermione shrugged and put on some gold chains that they magically conjured and started rapping along.

"Watch out for the medallion my diamonds are reckless, feels like Flitwick is hanging from necklace," rapped Harry and surely enough professor Flitwick was hanging from the chain.

"Stand up!" said the professor.

"But our time and our robes gotta coordinate!" rapped Hermione.

Ron began to break dance but was stopped by Proffesor Snape. "That will be quite enough! To your class!" he yelled but grabbed Ron by the arm, "Mr. Weasley, if you would teach me that break dancing later, maybe I won't deduct points.

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Later in Defense Against the Dark Arts…

The class was watching an Animal Plant special on a wolf expedition. When the part about the baby wolves going out on their own, the professor shed a tear.

"Ahh, that part always gets me" said the Lupin as he blew his nose. The class just stared. A cricket chirped.

"Uhhh, alright children, if you will please line up to tackle the Boggart" said Professor Lupin.

"Uh, wait what's a Boggart…" asked Ron

"Begin!" yelled Professor Lupin as he went back to his desk and attempted to put on a flea collar.

Harry was up and when the wardrobe door opened in turned into a dementor. It reached out, what looked like a purple hand. Harry screamed like a little school- girl and passed out.

Lupin rushed over and woke Harry up.

"Here eat this chocolate, because that's the only useful thing I can do until later chapters."

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"Why do the dementors torment me so!" yelled Harry in a tragic hero tone.

"Harry, the dementors are the one of the most foul creatures on this earth and they don't care who you are. They will never ever let their guard down"

Outside the castle…

"So have you seen 'Troy' yet?" asked Dementor #47 as he drank his non-fat latte.

"Oh yeah, five times already. Man, that Orlando Bloom" said Dementor #21 dreamily as he spread cream cheese on his bagel.

"I'll drink to that!" said Dementor #47 as he lifted his cup in the air.

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