Hurray! Last part! I'm free! Hallelujah, lemme out of here. I'll see you all once Kingdom Come and Roses are updated. Possibly sooner if you yell at me on the tagboard at my journal (guilt trips work on me when it comes to writing. They don't when it comes to life, but when it comes to writing and stuff I promised to update I get all squirmy and give in.).

Anyway, last chapter. No advert for this one, just a general conversation with the two behind it all.

For Sale

Chapter Four: You can buy the strangest things if you only know where to look...

"Dude! Téa! That was cool!"

"Thanks Tristan! Maybe next time Joey won't be in such a hurry to insult my new dress."

"Hon, you have to admit, he had a point. It did make you look bad."

"But he could have said it better! Telling me I look like a really fat rain cloud isn't the best way to put it!"

"Who's idea was it to pin in on Yugi though?"

"Mai's."

"Hey, the kiddo needed some exercise. Dodging Joey and Kaiba for the rest of the week seemed a good way to get some!"

"So, did anyone try to buy them?"

"Oh, hi Duke. Yeah, some old lady wanted Mokuba. Kaiba nearly killed her, and the girls who wanted to buy him - "

"Didn't Joey say something about no one in their right mind wanting Kaiba?"

"Yeah, and Kaiba tried to murder him as well!"

"Speaking of him, did anyone...?"

"Oh yes. Someone did get Joseph. He's pretty happy about it by all accounts."

"Really?"

"Yeah! Haven't you seen the leather dog collar he's wearing?"

"I just thought he'd been taking fashion advice from Yugi..."

"Eeew!"

"Now there's a disgusting thought..."

"Hm, Joey in leather..."

"Ew! MAI!"

"What?"

"Mai, was it you who answered the ad?"

"Now Duke, whatever gave you that idea?"

END
I can hear the cries of "about time" already... And yes, I am pro-Mai/Joey. Because it's such fun, everyone thinking Mai has taste, then seeing her out with Joey... Yes, I do arrange for Tristan to say something along those lines in front of Joey in one story. No, his nose isn't broken. The same cannot be said of his arm. And while he and Joey were doing that, Duke was doing some major schmoozing and started dating Serenity. No, the Duke/Serenity thing is not gonna show up in the story. That was just something I thought of now. Trust me, Jury=still out on the Serenity/? thing. Tristan's nice, but Dukey's prettiful. Maybe someone should steal Duke and solve the whole problem... looks way too innoscent

So, this is the end. I had fun writing this (the "Joey in leather" resulted from having spent too long among my dirty minded friends. They drag me down faster than I can drag myself up. I hereby apologise.), and would appreciate NOT BEING FLAMED!! C&C is OK, but not flames. Not even when I'm half-awake and not quite in my right mind. Like now. Goodbye, sweet dreams, see you all when I'm back to my normal self. Ja ne!